One last joke for the week by JorjaReynolds

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One last joke for the week
Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Again people this is not mine and I appologise if it offends anyone as it is not intended to.

A married couple is driving along the highway at 60kmh, with the wife behind the
wheel. Her husband looks across at her and says, “Darling, I know we’ve been married
20 years, but I want a divorce.” The wife says nothing but ups her speed to 70kmh.
The husband continues, “I’ve been having an affair with your best friend.” Again the
wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel tighter and increases her speed to 80kmh.
He pushes it. “I want the house,” he says, and the car reaches 90kmh. “I want the car
too,” he continues. 100kmh. “And,” he says, “I’ll have the bank accounts, the dog and
the boat.” The car continues speeding up and veers towards a concrete wall. This
makes him a bit nervous, so he asks, “Isn’t there anything you want?” The wife replies,
“No, I’ve got everything I need.” “Oh,” the man says, “And what is it you’ve got?”
The wife wrenches the car towards the wall at 120kmh and says, “The airbag.”

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