The Moon and Mars, eh?. Methinks you have lofty ambitions! Patience is a virtue, oh wonderful and magnificent Empress! First, we must take over a country as a power base. Then take over countries one by one until all fall beneath our iron fisted rule. Taking over the Space Station would be quite a feather in our caps though. We could use it to broadcast our messages of enlightenment and joy. (aka join us or die like dogs!) We can then use it as a launch pad for colonization of the Moon and Mars.

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Nice to see you again. All is right with the world again! Yes, we can and will burn folk if you fancy it! STARTING with the FOX execs. Yeah, Getting the word out on all the "normal" lines of communication is a fab idea Teela. That should've been mine BTW. To redeem myself, may I suggest mandatory fillings for all the people under our rule? (We can broadcast messages through the fillings while our subjucated people sleep.)Try topping that Empress!! I'm so very, very, wicked. Yes?

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Well, the burning books I need to think about. And we have a lot of security, no one will notice anything...until we start talking to them through TV, computer, radio, etc. If we burn books, can we burn people? How about the Execs? Or someone else?

And yes, totalitarianism should be fun!

Teela, woman where art thou? Little help?

Well, according to the "Big Book Of Totalitarianism",(say that three times fast.)we must first start off with a healthy dose of repression. Maybe follow up with declaration of martial law with a dose of police tactics and goon squad patrols. I hear book-burning is big with these type of governments.(We need to clear out those crowded libraries anyway.)We could use the books for barbeques. Make an outdoor extravaganza out of it! Totalitarianism SHOULD be fun, yeah? Now, these are just suggestions, mind you Teela. You can bounce it around and kick the tires to see if it works for you! You're cooler than liquid nitrogen and that's saying something.

Of course. Now, what to plot. We have our totalarian goverment idea.

I am cool, aren't I? I figured we might as well welcome back our friends.

That is so very SHINY!! You're the coolest, Empress! I have too much free time as well. At least for a week anyway. (Summer classes in a week from now.) Let's get to plottin' some evil deeds asap.