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Firefly Quote Generator
Friday, December 15, 2006

I didn't feel like posting a new thread, but wanted everyone to know there's now a Firefly quote generator online.

http://cubemonkey.net/quotes/

Select Firefly from the drop down list and off you go!

Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here." (beat) "You can't change that... by gettin' all... bendy." Wash: "All what?" Jayne: "You got the... the light... from the console... keep you... lift you up. They shine like... (snatching at the air)... little angels..." (falls over, unconscious) Wash: "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Wash: "Don't fall asleep now. Sleepiness is weakness of character. Ask anyone! You're acting captain. Know what happens you fall asleep now?" Zoe: "Jayne slits my throat and takes over." Wash: "That's right." Zoe: "And we can't stop it." Wash: "Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery." Zoe: "You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay." Wash: "Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. 'Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross'..."

COMMENTS

Friday, December 15, 2006 7:26 PM

FIDDLER


Firefly, Futurama, and Buffy. If I laugh anymore than this I'm going to rupture something very vital and spleeny.

Friday, December 15, 2006 7:26 PM

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER


This is brilliant!

;D

BEB

Friday, December 15, 2006 11:18 AM

GOMITHROUS


Lol. I like the Buffy one too.

Friday, December 15, 2006 10:59 AM

MSG


oh that is marvelous. I shall enjoy that endlessly and every time I need a laugh I'll just log in and watch the quotes roll by


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