Oh So Funny Stuff, For Those Who Play WOW
Saturday, May 19, 2007

I nabbed this from somewhere I can't remember. Made me smile...

[Serenity Cargo Bay] [ Mal] Alright, there’s no getting’ around this. There’s Reavers on the other side of that door.

[Serenity Cargo Bay] [ Jayne] Wuh de ma.

[Serenity Cargo Bay] [ Kaylee] We’re all gonna die! And I ain’t shtupped the Doctor yet!

[Serenity Cargo Bay] [ Simon] What!??

[Serenity Cargo Bay] [ Mal] Keep your heads! We can do this. It ain’t no worse than the Battle of Serenity Valley –

[Serenity Cargo Bay] [ Jayne] Aw man --!

[Serenity Cargo Bay] [ Kaylee] Cap’n!!

[Serenity Cargo Bay] [ Zoe] Sir, I don’t think this is the time --

[Serenity Cargo Bay] [ Mal] I remember, I tol’ that young browncoat we was too pretty to die…

[Serenity Cargo Bay] [ Zoe] Sir, this is no time to reminisce about past victories –

[Serenity Cargo Bay] [ Jayne] You lost that battle. And the war.

[Serenity Cargo Bay] [ Zoe] We need a plan, sir.

[Serenity Cargo Bay] [ Mal] Right.

[Party Chat] [ Mal] Wash!

[Serenity Bridge] [ Wash] Grrrr! Grrrr! I’m a dinosaur!

[Party Chat] [ Mal] Wash! Get on party chat!

[Party Chat] [ Wash] WTF???

[Party Chat] [ Mal] Can we just fly ourselves outa this gorram mess?

[Party Chat] [ Wash] No way, Captain. It’d take at least 30 seconds to fly out of this deadspace instance. We ain’t got the shields to survive that long.

[Serenity Cargo Bay] [ Mal] Kaylee, I thought we earned a Shield Upgrade 1 in the Niska’s Skyplex instance.

[Serenity Cargo Bay] [ Kaylee] Yeah, Cap’n, but a Firefly-class ship ain’t got the slots for it. And since you refuse to upgrade ---

[Serenity Cargo Bay] [ Mal] It’s the name of the show!

[Serenity Cargo Bay] [ Inara] Let’s worry about the Reavers, alright?

[Serenity Cargo Bay] [ Mal] Oh look, the whore has an opinion!

[Serenity Cargo Bay] [ Inara] Excuse me, I have 62 points in trained abilities, including four dots in Space Combat Tactics. What do you have again?

[Serenity Cargo Bay] [ Jayne] And ten dots in sucking a man’s yáng dào.

[Serenity Cargo Bay] [ Inara]

[Serenity Cargo Bay] [ Simon] This is no time for emotes! I have no combat skills at all!

[Serenity Cargo Bay] [ Jayne] Yeah, why’d we bring him along again?

[Serenity Cargo Bay] [ Zoe] He buys tons of Alliance credits from Chinese gold farmers on eBay.

[Serenity Cargo Bay] [ Book] This situation reminds of the Parable of the Lesbian Wiccan. One day when Willow was studying in the school library, --

[Serenity Cargo Bay] [ Mal] /ignore book

[Serenity Cargo Bay] [ Mal] Alright, here’s what we’re gonna do, and y’all listen up! Jayne, equip that Blue Sun Railgun IV we got on Bellerophon.

[Serenity Cargo Bay] [ Jayne] Now we’re talkin’!

[Serenity Cargo Bay] [ Mal] Zoe, click on me and gimme the Sycophantic Follower buff, and make sure your Dual Wield is on. Wash, I know you think it’s OOC, but get some armor on and grab a gun. Inara, make sure you got Exude Eroticism and Sarcastic Putdown set to function keys. Doc, stay back and give healing buffs, but watch for ranged attacks. Kaylee, give everyone the Indomitable Spirit buff, and test for tech weaknesses when we get inside the Reaver ship. Jayne, give Kaylee the Kevlar Armor II.

[Serenity Cargo Bay] [ Kaylee] I’m an Engineer. I can’t wear Kevlar Armor until level 20.

[Serenity Cargo Bay] [ Mal] Taikong suoyou de xingqiu saijin wo de pigu! Wait, what about the Blue Hands buff? That adds 100 armor points.

[Serenity Cargo Bay] [ Kaylee] That’s Alliance Faction only, Cap’n! Lovable Libertarian Space Pirate Faction can’t use it.

[Serenity Cargo Bay] [ Mal] Fine. Here. Open your inventory, take my Leather Duster IV. I’ll rely on Zoe’s Take the Bullet buff.

[Serenity Cargo Bay] [ Zoe] I would die for you, sir.

[Party Chat] [ Wash] Zoe, can we talk in Marriage Chat please?

[Serenity Cargo Bay] [ Mal] Alright. We Stealth and use the crates and cows for cover. When the cargo bay door pops, we left click on the Reavers and wait until they come within range of Inara’s Situational Discomfort. But everyone stay within 15 feet of me, or you lose my leadership buffs. And most importantly, --


[Serenity Cargo Bay] [ Mal] Nooooo!

[Serenity Cargo Bay] [ Jayne] Wuh de ma!!!!

[Serenity Cargo Bay] [ Simon] There’s Reavers spawning everywhere! Don't let them aggro!

[Serenity Cargo Bay] [ Kaylee]Oh, Simon! Do me before we die!

[Serenity Cargo Bay] [ Simon] What's the key for that?

[Serenity Cargo Bay] [ Book] I’m dead!

[Serenity Bridge] [ Wash] I’m dead too!

[Serenity Cargo Bay] [ Inara] Well, you guys weren’t gonna survive the movie anyway.

[Serenity Cargo Bay] [ Mal] River! Gorram psychotic little --- you ruined the raid!


Sunday, May 20, 2007 4:19 PM


Utterly fuggin' hilarious, 13! Honestly, if you had posted this in either the story or filk section, it would have earned only 10s!



Sunday, May 20, 2007 11:56 AM


The ultimate battle cry!


Sunday, May 20, 2007 3:00 AM


Oh my god! That's one of the funniest things I've ever read. :D


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