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PhoenixRose

Women are not complicated
Saturday, September 22, 2007

I am so tired of hearing that we are. If I had a dollar for every time I've heard "Women sometimes know what they don't want, but they don't know what they do want." or "Women always get complicated." or "I'll never understand women." or something in a similar vein, I would be lying on a beach instead of sitting in front of my computer reeking of burnt coffee from my wage-slave job.

Women want three very simple things.

1) To understand what is going on
2) To be acknowledged and appreciated (on a regular basis, not just once in awhile; a kind word, a hug, a kiss, a truly thrilling roll in the hay, you get the idea. As often as possible!)
3) Chocolate

Why is that complicated?


Am I wrong? Seriously. Sometimes situations can get complicated, or women seem to be overreacting to something not understood, but I am convinced that it can be traced back to either not understanding what's going on or just wanting to be told she's loved and appreciated. Or possibly a problem that she can't fix. I guess that's the other thing that can send me over the edge. But when there's a problem I can't fix, often the best solution is someone to hug me and say it's okay. Or fix the problem if they have the power to do so. Or both! Hey, both is good.

Chocolate also helps.

I can't imagine this is just me. So am I the only not-really-that-complicated woman around? Sure, I freely admit I have my times of freaking out, but it's always pretty simple as to why. Specifics change, but those general things don't. I need to understand, I need a hug, or I need chocolate. Simple. Not complicated.

COMMENTS

Monday, October 29, 2007 5:25 PM

BADKARMA00


I'm taking notes.

Sunday, September 23, 2007 6:17 AM

THEQUICKBROWNFOX


Oops, i forgot to say that the ones who say women are complicated are usually men. So maybehaps to understand them better i submit the following. :)

Sunday, September 23, 2007 5:13 AM

THEQUICKBROWNFOX


PhoenixRose here is my take on it: Men want 3 things. 1) To be in charge of whats going on (Or to have the woman make him feel that he is in charge--even when he actually isn't--she is usually smart enough to know that the dumb guy doesn't have to know that) 2) a good roll in the hay--long and often with the woman massaging his fragile ego (as well as bodyparts) by frequent displays of affection both public and private. (This he will occasionally respond to but most of the time he will stand there trying to look like James Bond being adored. Its not that he does not appreciate it --he is just milking it for all its worth. HA HA .3) Beer or the alternative. Amazing ain't it! :)

Saturday, September 22, 2007 6:31 PM

WHIMSICALNBRAINPAN


Preach it sister!

Saturday, September 22, 2007 6:13 PM

COLT999


I musta married an Alien
Women want three very simple things.

1) To understand what is going on
Mine would rather, the problem just go away. Usually without regard to the cost, or possible physical injury.
2) To be acknowledged and appreciated (on a regular basis, not just once in awhile; a kind word, a hug, a kiss, a truly thrilling roll in the hay, you get the idea. As often as possible!)
She does like that, but she loves Chaos. The chaos tends to zap my desire at times.
3) Chocolate
She doesn't like it. We've been together 9 yrs, and I've never seen her stop at the store for some M&M's
Yeah the first two may be me just being a guy but that last one confirms she's an alien.

Saturday, September 22, 2007 5:34 PM

PHYRELIGHT


Amen, sister! We, the female of the species, need to spell this out more often for the opposite sex!

Saturday, September 22, 2007 4:58 PM

PHOENIXROSE


Woo! May it be very useful for your not too distant future, BC07 ^_^

Saturday, September 22, 2007 4:25 PM

BROWNCOAT2007


...Huh... never actually thought to try and list out what women want... this is a very good list Phoenix... I'm shure it'll help me out in the (not TOO distant) future


-BC07 (yes I AM a guy)


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