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New Years Resolutions
Tuesday, January 1, 2008

You know, everyone always vows to change their ways as of the new year. Every new year. But we never do. Here's a few of the things I likely won't follow through on this year, but sound really good when I say them outloud. Feel free to post your own here as well, and we can all lie to ourselves, togther. Like friends should

1) Don't post to thread in Real World Events. Too many of the people who post there, don't live in the real world anyway.

2) Don't post so many chapters at one time, when I get a story finished. I never realized what I was doing. If I ever irritated you, I'm sorry.

3) No more Rayne fics. Probably. What I've got going I'll finish. No Mal River fics. Ever.

4) No more arguing politics with stupid people. There's no point. And I don't have the breath to waste.

5) No more rehashing the night I drove through the window at. . .wait, wrong list. Sorry

6) No more worrying about Muslims. It looks like they're finally gonna kill themselves off, anyway, and it gives me more time to write. Probably at some point about killing Mulsim fanatics who scream 'death to America" while eating food we sent them after some disaster or other. To all the moooslims out there in those tiny little backwards places who've done that, this is for you

7) No more driving my four-wheeler on the golf course over at. . .dammit, wrong list again! I won't quit that anyway, it's fun

8) No more hanging out at the waterfall just in case something really cool happens. From now on, I'm strictly there for the beer and the women. I'll leave the video camera in the case. Unless someone yells "hey ya'll, watch this", which is a sure indicator that someone is about to kill themselves being stupid. Or drunk. Or both.

9) No more putting off the big one. The book's ready, and it's going to the publisher. If it's accepted, and I'm rich, it's been nice knowing you all

10) And finally, no more laughing at Democrats who say they stand strong on National defense. IT's too much like laughing at the funeral home, even if you ARE glad the person is dead. It's too easy.

Hope you all have a great new year, and things go so well, you can't remember the bad times. I hope the sun shines when you want it too, your crops grow tall and your children taller, and that your heart's desire, (unless that's another Clinton Presidency, sorry) is granted to you, in full.

Always Bad, but loveable anyway

BadKarma
Honorary President for Life, International Brotherhood of Rednecks, Beer Drinkers, and Old Fashioned Good Ole Boys

COMMENTS

Wednesday, January 2, 2008 5:45 AM

MSB


Hey nifty resolutions:)

Tuesday, January 1, 2008 9:54 AM

BADKARMA00


Um, WTC I, 9-11, Embassy bombings, murdered americans, the list is pretty long. And I know that not ALL muslims are guilty of these things, which is why I gave a little shout out to those it was meant for, I.E.
"Probably at some point about killing Mulsim fanatics who scream 'death to America" while eating food we sent them after some disaster or other. To all the moooslims out there in those tiny little backwards places who've done that, this is for you"

Tuesday, January 1, 2008 9:14 AM

ADMIRALIRONWING


"No more worrying about Muslims. It looks like they're finally gonna kill themselves off, anyway, and it gives me more time to write." What do you have against Muslims?


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