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Tuesday, April 15, 2008

I got this from a fellow Aspie on Myspace - a little somethin' from the Asperger's Syndrome Education Network. Now mind you, I've never been formally diagnosed with Asperger's, but after reading this list....ye nonbelievers beware.

Characteristics of Asperger Syndrome

Each person is different. An individual might have all or only some of the described behaviors to have a diagnosis of AS.

These behaviors include the following:

1) Marked impairment in the use of multiple nonverbal behaviors such as: eye gaze, facial expression, body posture, and gestures to regulate social interaction.
(What was it, about two, three years ago that I stopped having trouble making eye contact et al?)
2) Extreme difficulty in developing age-appropriate peer relationships. (e.g. AS children may be more comfortable with adults than with other children).
(And here I always thought it was just because my folks wouldn't let me hang out with kids my own age. Not that that was objectionable, the little shitheads. And it's such a wonder why I hated kids even when I was one.)
3) Inflexible adherence to routines and perseveration.
(FIRST I sort out the damn yard, THEN I build pick-ups and local trains, THEN I think about running out and screwing around with overhyped interchanges. You want it done, you moron, DO NOT GET IN MY WAY.)
4) Fascination with maps, globes, and routes.
(Especially when I'm thinking about taking a road trip.)
5) Superior rote memory.
(In second grade, I memorised an entire school play to the point where I could remind just about anyone of their lines. In high school, I could recite the entire 'Due South' series and several war movies line by line. Today, I can do the same for 'Firefly' and several other war movies.)
6) Preoccupation with a particular subject to the exclusion of all others. Amasses many related facts.
(One word: Yamato. )
(Oh yeah, and one fandom at a time [read: Firefly]. I wonder how many of my fellow geeks are fellow Aspies as well?)
7) Difficulty judging personal space, motor clumsiness.
(Not so much with the personal space thing, but if you've ever noticed the scar under my right eye, oh boy is there a horror story behind that.)
8) Sensitivity to the environment, loud noises, clothing and food textures, and odors.
(For God's sake, turn the gorram radio down before you call the dispatcher!!!)
9) Speech and language skills impaired in the area of semantics, pragmatics, and prosody (volume, intonation, inflection, and rhythm).
(Funny, that's never been a problem - but keep reading.)
10) Difficulty understanding others' feelings.
(Depends on the feeling. Even if somebody tells me they aren't mad at me, I still tend to think they are. And if a girl is taking a shine to me, as never seldom as THAT happens....yeah, she'll have to let me know right out.)
11) Pedantic, formal style of speaking; often called "little professor," verbose.
(Further operations will not be possible due to extenuating circumstances beyond our control.)
12) Extreme difficulty reading and/or interpreting social cues.
(Body language is alien language. You want me to know something, say it out loud, dammit. Oh yeah, and feminine wiles won't get you anywhere.)
13) Socially and emotionally inappropriate responses.
(As I was saying....)
14) Literal interpretation of language. Difficulty comprehending implied meanings.
(If you say 'a dollar twenty-five', chances are I'll pull out a buck and a quarter and not the one hundred and twenty-five big ones you're looking for.)
15) Extensive vocabulary. Reading commences at an early age (hyperlexia).
(Learned to read when I was two and a half, and I was self-taught. My kindergarten teacher hated me for it.)
16) Stereotyped or repetitive motor mannerisms.
(Long as we're talking about literal interpretations, does this have to do with how I accelerate and decelerate in speed zones?)
17) Difficulty with "give and take" of conversation.
(Unless it's one of those few subjects I'm really keen to talk about. It's always the quiet ones you gotta watch out for.)

Know how global-warming activists feel about people who don't believe in global warming? I feel the same way about people who don't believe in Asperger's. I've grown a pretty thick hide the last couple of years but I still have a mind to the next hun-dan who makes fun of this condition.

COMMENTS

Friday, April 18, 2008 9:48 AM

MAKTON


Interesting... Scary to see this as I fit everything there, concidering I was divorced over a couple of the things. I take it, there is no cure or drug to take. Need to meet a lady some how.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008 2:50 PM

NCBROWNCOAT


Steamer, I'd love to talk to your Mom. I've had almost 19 years of experience with this now and thankfully my daughter landed in a community college that accepts her as she is and where she's making the most of her strengths

BTW public school was horrible for her. I wish I could have home schooled her.

One of her favorite places is http://www.wrongplanet.net. It's got lots of links, message boards and a whole community for Aspies and their families.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008 5:30 AM

STEAMER


ncbrowncoat and Ebanniah, I'd love to introduce both of you to my mom so you could all talk shop! What I'd also love is for you to keep this quote in mind - I have it as my headline on Myspace....

YOU LAUGH AT ME BECAUSE I'M DIFFERENT.
I LAUGH BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL THE SAME.

NCBC, Einstein is the first person I think of when talking shop with other Aspies. When I was a kid, we didn't know what Asperger's was, so we didn't know I had it, and so I had a pretty rough up-growing just wanting to be myself with parents who were all about tough love, and teachers (and eventually bosses) who hated me for it. Remember this, above all else: as difficult as it may get to deal with your young 'un and his/her place in this country's laughable education system (unless you homeschool), IT IS NOT HOPELESS! I daresay I'm living proof.

Ebanniah, if you're interested in looking into it further, try this site: http://www.rdos.net/eng . LOTS of links and an Aspie-themed personality test there.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008 3:44 AM

EBIANNAH


An awful lot of this sounds like my 23 yr. old son.

Hmmm.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008 4:54 PM

NCBROWNCOAT


Mother of a diagnosed Aspie here. And I see some of the same things in me to a degree. I look at it like this, why be "normal", normal, well boring.

BTW the world would be a different place without Aspies. Think Einstein, Edison, maybe Bill Gates and a lot of "absent mined" scientists, engineers, and lots of other cool, creative people.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008 4:03 PM

STEAMER


Been there, done that, got the T-shirt, LF. Found school phenomenally boring, could think of dozens of other things I'd rather be doing (at that time and later in life). It's only in the last couple of years since I found out about the condition that I've learned to live with it, and not let it interfere with everything else life has to offer (and ESPECIALLY not let myself be belittled by those around me!).

Tuesday, April 15, 2008 3:54 PM

LEOPARDFLAN


I've been diagnosed with Asperger's, and only recently been starting to outgrow some of the symptoms (mostly 1, 8, and 11), and most of the stuff on that list still applies. And I don't have the words for how completely I agree with you, Steamer.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008 9:47 AM

MOBBEX


Thanks, Steamer. I'm sorry I can't find the words to express how strongly I agree, and trust me I tried ^_^

Tuesday, April 15, 2008 9:39 AM

STEAMER


Mobbex, let me assure you of what to think. Whether you suspect it, or do eventually get diagnosed with Asperger's - THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH IT!!! Or with you for that matter. It just means your style of learning, behaving, socialising, etc. is a little different from the mainstream, and trust me, different is good. If someone tries to make you believe otherwise, don't listen to them. You are not the problem, and the condition is not the problem: the problem lies entirely with the jackasses who don't believe in it or choose to ignore it. When I came to terms with that, I found myself, as you might say. Now anyone who tries to make me feel like less of a person will be the happy recipient of a figurative, but solid, thwap upside the head. We all should be proud of our own quirks, not ashamed.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008 9:22 AM

MOBBEX


That's... disturbing. A lot of the behavior patterns that are mentioned on this list are very familiar to me. And I mean a lot . It's either stuff that I do or stuff that I used to do as a kid. I'm not really sure what to think.


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