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Thursday, August 14, 2008

Check this one out for fun! The Scorpions are a special unit that investigates organised crime and corruption, which is being disbanded for political reasons.

Quote:

BRITISH and American intelligence agencies were the “masters” of the Scorpions, a public hearing into their dissolution heard yesterday.
Sam Kikine, who heads the International Traditional and Medicine Research Council, accused Britain’s MI5 and the United States’ Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) of controlling the elite crime fighting unit.
“Why have the Scorpions not investigated (chemical warfare expert) Wouter Basson and the CIA, who have created this Aids? The Scorpions are working for MI5 and the CIA and not for South Africa,” he told the hearing at the Umlazi Indoor Sports Complex in Durban.



But meanwhile in Mozambique:

Quote:

Maputo - A Mozambican woman recently gave birth to three cups in the southern province of Gaza, independent television channel Stv
reported on Thursday, showing images of the crockery.

The channel said the 18-year-old woman who lives in Xai Xai, gave birth to the cups on her way to hospital after she had complained of labour pains.

Images of the three cups were shown on the television station and the woman said she was three months pregnant at the time of the "birth".


The Mozambican association of traditional healers (Ametramo) told the station that there was nothing strange about the story.

Ametramo president Aulerio Demoraz said similar cases had occurred in other parts of the world due to witchcraft.

He said the woman needed to be treated with traditional medicines in order to exorcise the "evil spirits" which made her give birth to the cups.



Wonder what the CIA and MI5 had to do with that one!?

COMMENTS

Friday, August 15, 2008 3:11 PM

DMAANLILEILTT


that gives a whole new meaning to loving a set of china

Friday, August 15, 2008 7:03 AM

ATTICUS187


Maybe she just really needed some extra china.

I know I can never find a good clean cup when i need one.

I wonder if she can make toblerone bars....

yummy

Friday, August 15, 2008 3:00 AM

ANGELLEMARCS


Kind of scary, huh?!


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