Dopplegangers and mad old women updated
Saturday, August 30, 2008

I wrote aaaages ago about my exact double (Julia or Erica or something)

Well I was at my sisters house the other week and my Dad arrives and tells me how he thought he just saw me walking through a part of Rock Ferry* where I wouldn't normally be. He said it was odd as he knew I would never go there (we have our set routes through that area and we stick to them!) and he didn't recognise the people I was with. He said if I hadn't disappeared down a side road and he'd lost me he would have given me a lift to my sisters. In the end he was glad he didn't as he got there to find it wasn't me at all - i'd already been there for hours.
But I can imagine that conversation when she called the cops on him - 'Sir I'm arresting you for soliciting and harrasment' 'but she looked just like my daughter!' 'you're a sick sick man Mr Young'.


* yes, the Rock Ferry that Duffy is on about (but believe me the begging for mercy that goes on there is really not of the romantic kind)


Tuesday, September 2, 2008 8:17 AM


'For what it's worth, I totally refute any accusations that I had you cloned.

Especially if my motive is alleged to be getting you to do the washing up.'

You have a dishwasher - you shout at me when i wash up. But we all believe you, honestly.

Tuesday, September 2, 2008 8:15 AM


I really wouldn't like to hazard a guess...

Tuesday, September 2, 2008 1:17 AM


"you're a sick sick man Mr Young"

Why does that sound familiar?

Monday, September 1, 2008 11:51 PM


For what it's worth, I totally refute any accusations that I had you cloned.

Especially if my motive is alleged to be getting you to do the washing up.

Sunday, August 31, 2008 10:52 AM


Yup, I think so - though the fact that they are copying our hairstyles worries me - and our style (i asked my dad what she was wearing and he said brown cord trousers and a flowery top, pretty much exactly what i was wearing. I wouldn't mind but brown cords haven't been fashionable for the last ten years!)It hints a something possibly darker and more malevolent...

Maybe we need to find someway to identify ourselves to others - to mark our selves out as The Originals, when these 'clones' band together and try to take over...

Maybe i've had too much caffeine today.

Sunday, August 31, 2008 5:24 AM


I have two dopplegangers running about the region. They've fooled my mum and sis on several occasions.

Also, this past month, I radically changed my hairstyle so that it was shaved down to the lowest setting. My hair's usually thick and wavy.

One day, my sis thought that she spotted me out of town, but I was at home. My doppleganger had the exaxt same cut! O.O

I swear that there's a secret lab with everyone's DNA, and they've started cloning folk.. xD


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