Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Hoban "Wash" Washburne playing with toy dinosaurs: We will rule over all this land! And we will call it... this land!
Wash as T-Rex: I think we should call it your grave!
Wash as, uh, the other dinosaur: Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

Wash: Well, I've been sane too long anyway.

Wash: OH NO! We're all doomed!!! Who's flying this thing!?! Oh, that would be me.

Kaylee: Look at the pretties!
Wash: What am I looking at? The girls or the clothes?
Jayne: The girls.
Zoë: The clothes, please.
Kaylee: Say, look at the fluffy one!
Zoë: Too much foofarah. If I'm gonna wear a dress I want something with some slink.
Wash: You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?
Jayne: I'll chip in.
Zoë: I can hurt you.

Zoë: Next time we smuggle livestock let's make it something smaller.
Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black market beagles.

Wash: Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met I spent six months on a moon where the principle form of recreation was juggling geese. Hand to God. Baby geese—goslings. They were juggled.

Wash about Jayne's statue: I think they captured him though. Captured his essence.
Kaylee: Looks sorta angry, don't he?
Wash: Kinda what I meant.

Wash: We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm a hero.

Wash: You know, it's all very sweet—stealing from the rich, selling to the poor...

Wash: Police procedure has changed since I was little.
Mal: He calls back, you keep him occupied.
Wash: What do I do? Shadow puppets?

Wash: You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next.
Zoë: Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up.
Wash: I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot and we don't all die from it.

Mal: I find River pleasant enough myself. But she does have an oddness to her. And I ain't just talkin' about her proficiency with firearms. Girl knows things. Things she shouldn't. Things she couldn't.
Jayne: Are you, are you saying she's a witch?
Wash: Yes Jayne. She's a witch. She has had congress with the Beast.
Jayne: She's in congress?
Wash: How did your brain even learn human speech?

Zoë: Where's River at now?
Mal: In her room, which I'm thinking of bolting the outside from now on.
Wash: That's a little extreme, isn't it?
Jayne: Anybody remembering her coming at me with a butcher's knife?
Wash: Wacky fun.
Jayne: You want to go, little man?
Wash: Only if it's someplace with candlelight.
Zoë: Sir, I know she's unpredictable but I don't think she'd harm anyone.
Jayne: Butcher's knife!
Zoë: Anyone we can't spare.


Monday, August 3, 2009 8:37 AM


Just some quotes i found from wash


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