"And a one and a two and a twirly twirly twirly..."
Saturday, February 13, 2010

That's right, I'mma goin' to a shindig!

'S gonna be all fancy, and lots of bowin' for the genn'lmen and curtseyin' on the part of the ladies.

The event of the year, and I will be dancing all night "like a birdie on a branch".

"And the pretties!":

There will be dances that match to the heel-kickin' music, were we so ungenteel as to hop around with tree-parts on our heads, drunk on moonshine. I hear they do that on the border moons.

And there will be uselessly ornate chandeliers. I believe they're of the standard variety, instead of the hovering, however.

Needless to say, I will interrogate the buffet table, as well as being introduced to more than a few Mr. Persephone Pageant winners.

There will be strawberries.

On the way back to my ship, I will foil a dastardly plot or two without spoiling my fancy clothes, and sleep soundly, with visions of free engine parts dancing through my head.

At least, it's how I fondly forsee my upcoming evening. Hitch-free.

But something just tells me...

EDIT: Amazing. There WAS a hitch--I came down with a space bug and didn't attend. No punching, no job, and definitely no strawberries. *insert poorly enunciated chinese swearing here*


Saturday, March 6, 2010 5:12 PM


It's unification war month, PlainJayne, always is. You know that. :)

Saturday, February 27, 2010 3:29 AM


What month is it?
Sometimes life makes me a little disoriented--I'm usually so late to the thing that I've missed it, so I usually assume that I missed it. Sorry.

Came down with a space bug, huh? I hate it when that happens.

You're gonna have to find another shindig to attend! If I knew of one, I'd pass it on. Not much of that going on in my neck of the verse.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010 6:24 PM


Missed what? The genteel fun and the not-so-genteel fun ain't happened yet. Comin' up real soon though.

Or are you talking people who put trees on their heads?

Wednesday, February 17, 2010 6:04 PM


I'm sorry I missed it!

Tuesday, February 16, 2010 8:15 PM


That's quite all right. And hey, someone thought I was married once. Long, not THAT one. It wasn't quite episode-length or that well written. :D

Shotgun tries to have it's own say about pretty much everything.

Jayne: Well, after "pretentious", I'm not shocked by anything comes out of his mouth. Anything civil, anyway.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010 1:02 PM


I get confused sometimes.... Sorry.

They're not recognized by the state, no, but the shotgun has it's own say about what's legally binding and not, dontcha know.

("Enlivening!" Ha! Such a character)

I too eschew the drink whenever possible. I am are <3 braincells mine.

Sunday, February 14, 2010 10:12 AM


Jayne picked up a fancy word he uses when the fists start flyin'. Calls it "enlivening".

Everybody knows those rim ceremonies ain't legally binding. And no, I ain't. I can have a barrel of fun without the moonshine. See above.

Saturday, February 13, 2010 5:40 PM


Especially since I'm pretty sure you're already married.

Saturday, February 13, 2010 3:38 PM


Just... try not to punch anyone. That tends to ruin things pretty quick.

Have fun! Watch out for spiked drinks, or god forbid, marriage drinks.


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