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Monday, September 13, 2010

"Hey, how are you doin'?" "Hey." "Good!"

A simple conversation, passing someone in the halls and too busy and probably not interested in engaging in idle chitchat.

OR IS IT?!

I propose to you that inappropriate idle conversation responses are in fact alien doppelgangers who don't understand English well enough to formulate the correct responses, or simply don't care enough anymore to maintain the masquerade!

Also, ohgodIamsoBORED .

COMMENTS

Wednesday, September 15, 2010 5:18 PM

BYTEMITE


I'd say absinthe, but that would be a blatant lie.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010 5:10 PM

ANOTHERSKY


Maybe they could make an M. Night Shlamayan movie out of this.

Warning! Spoilers!

Byte, what are you drinking these days?

Monday, September 13, 2010 1:15 PM

BYTEMITE


Infinitely!

Monday, September 13, 2010 12:56 PM

THEHAPPYTRADER


I fail to see how 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609... changes anything

Monday, September 13, 2010 12:44 PM

BYTEMITE


But... but pie!

Monday, September 13, 2010 12:18 PM

THEHAPPYTRADER


Or maybe... maybe WE are the alien doppelgangers and don't know it! Or maybe they are cylons!

Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean the 'verse isn't really out to get you.


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