BLUE SUN ROOM FAN FICTION - HUMOR

SPACEFULLOFOBJECTS

Jayne's Addiction
Friday, May 19, 2006

Jayne is supposed to be getting prepared for a job, but finds himself tangled up in other things. Well, hey....it just came to me!


CATEGORY: FICTION    TIMES READ: 1873    RATING: 9    SERIES: FIREFLY

SLAP!

“You know you want a piece of this”

“Yea…just like that…shake it for me”

“Squeeze…right there…. yea…. you know you want it”

SLAP, SLAP!

“Baby…do it to me”

“I like the way you talk dirty”

“You are one Gorram sexy man!”

SLAP!

SLAP, SLAP, SLAP!

“Jayne! We only got 20 minutes to make the drop, Mal wants you to get your ass up here!” Zoe yelled down into Jayne’s quarters.

“Uh…coming, just gimme a minute…be right there!” The gun hand yelled back, trying to sound like he had already been preparing himself. “That was close,” he thought turning to get dressed.

“You ARE the man though” Jayne whispered to himself, taking one last look into the full length mirror, wearing the thong that Mal and Simon had adorned him with earlier.

SLAP!

COMMENTS

Saturday, May 20, 2006 10:25 AM

WANMEI


I don't think I *WANT* to know how this came to you.

That was... well, I'll leave you to fill in that blank.

Saturday, May 20, 2006 10:41 AM

SPACEFULLOFOBJECTS


Alright, Here it is. There was one element of the "Games" series, that I had not dealt with, and I needed to put the whole thing to bed. While the last part of the story has yet to be posted, the fact that Jayne had stuffed the thong in his footlocker had not. That's it...nothing more.

Saturday, May 20, 2006 5:08 PM

ITSAWASH


Spacie? Here's a compliment for you that is well and truly meant, not one word of prevarication, utterly from my heart (as all my reviews of your work are, by the way):

I SO want to be there and watch our Jayne doing that... In fact, your ficlet is the next best thing to my being there!!! Mmmmmm. Some of your feedbackers found the scene humourous. Okay, I do too, but first and foremost: sexy as hell. Guess I need more therapy than I thought, but hey! He's my muse. And I like him liking himself. And in a thong? And the slapping? Yeah.

Also, your tying this to the chapter where the BDH's dressed our Boy up like that and him making good (and full) use of the thong? Niiiiice.

“You are one Gorram sexy man!” Yep. Yep, he ruttin' sure is. And so are you for giving me this fun and frolicsome look into Jayne's mirror, from behind his broad shoulder.

Sunday, May 21, 2006 7:09 AM

SILLYLITTLEDUCK


oh my holy crap FUNNY!!!

Sunday, May 21, 2006 10:02 PM

VERASAMUELS


Oh, I'd pay to see Adam act this one out <G>.

Hot damn <G>.



Vera

Monday, May 22, 2006 4:36 PM

RIVERISMYGODDESS


This is hilarious, and I can so see Jayne doing it, especially if he is slapping his ass with one of his guns.


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