My Valentine: Part 4
Monday, June 26, 2006

Jayne plans a Valentines Surprise for Kaylee. Lotsa Jaylee goodness. Lotsa angst. Enjoy!


Title: Loved Up Series Title: My Valentine Author: Humbug Rating: R Fandom: Firefly Pairing: Jayne/Kaylee Word Count: 2015 Summary: Kaylee and Jayne's relationship Disclaimer: Joss is Boss. I'm just borrowing his characters for fun!! Warning: Jaylee sexiness! Is it getting hot in here?!

Authors note: Thanks to bookaddict43 for betaing.

Read the previous chapters posted at my Live Journal.


I just watched ‘Something New’ today, and this sexy film gave me some wicked ideas.

Jayne plans a surprise for Kaylee on Valentines. Other characters pop in and out. I’ve got the fanfic writing bug. Enjoy!!


Ai ya! = Damn!

swai = handsome

air en = spouse/ love/ sweetheart/ soul mate

xin-gan = darling

bao-bei = darling


Part 4: Loved Up

Laughing, Jayne and Kaylee lay down on the bed in his bunk.

“Ya okay ta sleep in here tonight?”

“As long as ya cover up ya girls. Can’t stand ta have them starin’ at me all night.”

“ ’Kay, Kaylee girl.”

“Ya teasin’ me?”

“Ya flirtin’ back?”

“Maybe” she grinned, pressing her lips against his. “Let’s go and paint this name plate….”

“ ’Kay, Kaylee girl.”

“I’m gonna have ta kiss ya ev’rytime ya say that,” she kissed him, running her tongue along his lips.

“ ’Kay, Kaylee girl.”

“Ya pushing’ ya luck..” This time she found his mouth open and plunged her tongue in.

“ ’Kay, Kaylee girl.”

Turning his head with her hands, she kissed him deeper then ever. Jayne groaned with desire and ran his hands under her shirt and across her stomach, grazing the underside of her breasts. Kaylee squealed and wriggled out of her top, leaving her in just her bra and shorts.

“Ai ya, Kaylee girl.”

“Ya like?”

“Uh huh!” Jayne shucked off his painting shirt and t-shirt.

He sighed as Kaylee ran her hands down the muscles of his chest, scraping her nails over his nipples. Drawing her close Jayne rested one hand in the small of her back, the other on her jaw, moving down to touch first one breast, then the other. Smoothing her hands over the muscles of his arms, Kaylee ran her fingers through his hair and pulled him closer. She gasped as she felt him click open the clasp of her bra shimmying it off her shoulders and dropping it on the floor. Running his hands over her bare breasts, he leaned down to nuzzle the nipple of each one, all the time teasing the other one with his hand. She moaned in pleasure.

“Ya like that, do ya?”

“MMmmm” was all Kaylee could answer.

“I wanna please ya, Kaylee.”

“Ya are,” she moaned, running her fingers down his back.

Kissing his way down her stomach, he stopped at the waist band of her shorts and looked up. “Ya ‘kay with this Kaylee?”

“Don’t stop,” she gasped.

Sliding his fingers into her shorts, Jayne grazed them across her panties and Kaylee pushed herself against his fingers. He chuckled, ta ma de, she was aroused.

“ ’Kay, Kaylee girl?”

She kissed him, starting at his throat, travelling along his jaw, and plunging her tongue into his waiting mouth.

Slipping his fingers into her panties, he brushed them across her sweet spot. Gasping Kaylee pressed herself against his hand and wriggled as he slipped her panties off and thrust a finger into her warm, wet folds. She rocked against his hand, all the while gasping and wrestling her tongue with his.

Slowly he moved another finger inside her grazing her arousal all the while.

“More, Jayne” she gasped.

Plunging in another finger, Jayne moved his hand to firmly press her sweet spot.

Jayne felt the waves of pleasure surge through her, squeezing his hand. He quieted her moan of pleasure by kissing her. “ ’Kay, Kaylee girl?”

“Oh, yes! Y’r a talented man, Jayne Cobb. The only thing is that most people don’t see ya skills. Killin’ and trackin’, we all how how good ya are. But sexin’ and lovin’! Ai ya! Ya real skilful at lovin’ a woman,” she sighed.

“Nice ta be ‘preciated,” he grinned, kissing her and pulling her on top of him. She snuggled and nuzzled against him until she got comfortable and fell asleep in the arms of her qing rou lover.


Jayne crept out of the bunk and down to the cargo bay. Inara was waiting for him.

“Your last dance lesson. You’ll really be ready for the ball after this.”

“Thanks, ‘Nara.”

She put the music on very quietly, and stood with her arms in a ballroom dancing pose.

Jayne cleared his throat and moved closer. He put an arm round her waist and took her right hand in his. Placing her left hand on his arm, she squeezed his bicep, then moved it up to rest on his shoulder.

He gulped. Inara was a beautiful woman, and she was using her wiles. She was dressed in a slinky silk dress. It didn’t leave much to the imagination, especially an imagination like Jayne’s. Holding her so close left him feeling hot and bothered. Closing his eyes he tried to concentrate on the steps.

“Ow!” she squealed as he trod on her feet.

“Sorry, ‘Nara.”

“Keep your eyes open and you may not squash my feet.”

Stepping back he tried to smile at her joke but only managed to look uncomfortable. “’Nara, I can’t do this. Thanks for all ya help an’ all the dance lessons, but it’s Kaylee I’m interested in. I can’t be doin’ this the night before I take her away for a romantic weekend.”

“That I helped you organise. That I helped you pay for.”

“An’ I thank you fa that. I hope ya did it for Kaylee.”

“And for you.” She stepped closer and rested her hand on his chest.

“’Nara, I ain’t interested in seein’ you on the side while I’m with Kaylee.” He held her by the arms, away from his body. She looked up at him, a smile playing on her lips. “How about being with me?”

Jayne dropped her arms like a live coal. “You wouldn’t be interested in givin’ up ya place in high society as a Companion ta be with me. I’d be ya bit on the side, an’ I got too much pride ta be ya guilty secret.”

“And if I wasn’t?”

“Ain’t ever gonna change, so no use thinkin’ on it. Ya got Mal all turned around. If ya want a man go talk ta him. I ain’t interested. I got a woman already. Kaylee, she’s ma ai ren. Got no need fa another. My Mama brought me up right.”

Leaving her standing there Jayne stomped off. Inara smiled quietly she had been turned down by Jayne Cobb.

Jayne quickly took off his clothes and snuggled up to Kaylee under the covers. He breathed her in deep. He was glad that she was straight and truthful with him. A few tears didn’t seem so bad compared to finding out that she was in love with another man. He felt sorry for Mal, but he’d make sure Kaylee’d never want to stray.


The next morning, Jayne and Kaylee got that slab of wood and began to plan their new name plate. It was a real team effort. River drew out a design as they described it to her. Jayne took the design and shaped the wood to fit using his knives. River marked out the design in pencil, and Kaylee painted it on. They left it to dry in the sun.

That evening, Jayne took down Kaylee’s old name plate and put up their new one in its place.

“Thank you, Jayne for such a perfect present. Painting our bunk ta make it new. Just our bunk, not my old bunk that we’re living in now.”

“Ya welcome, xin-gan,” he kissed her tenderly.

Everyone complemented them on their new name plate, but Jayne wanted to make it official. He gathered all the crew around.

“This here is not just a shiny new name plate. It’s a symbol, of me and Kaylee, together for the long haul. I love ya, Kaylee girl!” He pulled her close and kissed her.

“Did he just declare his undying love for Kaylee? Jayne? Our whore loving mercenary?” joked Wash.

“Ya better take that back or we’ll be pickin’ up pieces of you for some time ta come.” Jayne growled.

“Take it back, Dear. Jayne’s got mighty protective of Kaylee,” warned Zoe.

“Our former whore loving mercenary!” Wash corrected himself.

“I should ruttin’ well think so,” said Jayne, answering Wash’s question. “Kaylee’s all the woman I need. Ain’t got the time or the inclination ta take trips to no whore houses. Got all the lovin’ I need right here with ma woman.” Jayne leaned down into another kiss.

“Monogamy and declarations of undying love. This is the new Jayne Cobb, husband,” smirked Zoe.

“That and the kissing, I thought he said he didn’t kiss them on the mouth?”

“He’s been with Kaylee for a few months now, dear. There had to be some kissin’ goin’ on. Just not in front of everyone…”

Zoe and Wash left to have some alone time in their bunk.

River and Simon walked with Book to the galley to prepare a late night snack.

Mal looked at Inara but Inara was staring at Kaylee and Jayne, a kind of sad smile on her face. She wiped away a tear.

“Ya gettin’ kinda lonesome for that love ya chose not to have?” he asked.

Inara nodded, “Maybe I made the wrong choice, deciding to be a Companion, instead of choosing a partner and settling down.”

“It’s never too late,” Mal suggested, a twinkle in his eye.

Inara sighed. Mal thought it was him she was regretting not choosing but then he noted that she was watching Jayne who was too wrapped up in Kaylee to notice. How wrong he could be.

She glanced back at Jayne, who had found his ai ren, and it wasn’t her!


The next day as they landed on Osiris, Kaylee walked into their bunk and found Jayne packing up his travel bag, another one already packed by the door.

“We goin’ somewhere?” she asked.

“’S Surprise.”

“Bao-bei, where we goin’?”

“Can’t tell ya or it ain’t a surprise.”

“Jayne…” she moaned.

“Kaylee…..” he mimicked her.

“Ya mimicking me? Well that’s a fine start ta this new committed, monogamous relationship.”

“I ain’t got a good gorram idea what ya just said, Kaylee girl, but ya ain’t getting’ even a small clue outta me. Ya just hafta wait and see.” Jayne grinned.

“Well Jayne Cobb, let’s just see how ya like sleeping on the floor or in a bed on your own tonight…”

“Is that a threat?”

“Don’t’cha know. I can tell the future, and tonight ya not getting’ any from me. That’s ya punishment fa not tellin’ me where we’re goin’ “

“That a fact?” Jayne asked with a smirk.

“You just wait and see.”

“’Kay, Kaylee girl.”

She blushed and kissed him. “Ya know we’re startin’ a tradition here? Every time ya say ‘Kay, Kaylee girl, I’m gonna kiss ya from now on.”

“I know” Jayne smirked. “So I know just how ta get some lovin’ from ya, even if ya in a foul temper.”

“Hmmm. I might hafta think me up one of those phrases.”

“How about, Oh Jayne, you’re so tall and swai and such an amazing lover.?”

“How about ya keep that mouth shut and give that big head some time ta shrink, so as I can think of a realistic phrase, that I can say in public.” She slapped him on the arm.

“Ow. Kaylee!”

“How about, oh, Jayne?”

“Say it again.”

“Oh, Jayne.”

He kissed her. “Say it just like that, like I’ve bin sexin’ ya up good, and I’ll kiss ya every time.”

“Oh, Jayne.”

This time Jayne eased her lips open with his and slipped his tongue into her eager mouth. “Oh, Jayne”

Jayne angled his head to make the kiss even more passionate.

“Get a room, guys! Oh, wait, ya are in ya room. Just thought I’d let ya know we’ve landed. We’re staying four days. Hope you’ve planned ta make the most of ya time planet side. Oh, and no fightin’, or gettin’ arrested. And if ya don’t bring Kaylee back in one piece, ya not settin’ one foot back on Serenity, Jayne.”

“Yes Sir, Cap’n.”

“I ain’t foolin’.”

“Neither am I.”


Inara hugged Kaylee. “Mei-mei, have a wonderful time.”

“Thanks, ‘Nara.”

“Look after her, Jayne,” she said with a wink.

“What’s goin’ on, Jayne?”

“Don’t even go there, bao-bei! Ain’t nothin’ that needs ta concern ya. We’re just here ta enjoy ourselves – alone.”

“Hmm. Like the sound of that,” she snuggled into his side, as his arms slipped around her.


To be continued


Friday, June 30, 2006 7:38 AM


Oh Hell...this whole "Inara's gotta hankering for Jayne goodness" is definitely gonna blow up in the crew's faces! Cuz Mal's gonna be pissed to no end, Kaylee gonna be freaking livid and Jayne's gonna have be working overtime to avoid either a trip to the airlock or his weapons disassembled for spare parts!

Still..I can't wait! You rock, Humbug!



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