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Games that Men Play - Epilogue Part 2
Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Credit for me writing this goes to "icankillyouwithmylittlefinger". I have heard grief for the ending of Games everyday now....THIS IS NOT SLASH!!!!! It was meant to be jest nothing more. I hope you enjoy...and leave me a little feedback will ya.


CATEGORY: FICTION    TIMES READ: 1805    RATING: 9    SERIES: FIREFLY

Ear to ear smiles broke on Simon and Mal, both holding back belly cutting laughter as they watched Jayne fall out of the shuttle.

"I don't think he was expecting that Mal." Simon giggled.

"Nope, ya know doc, Jayne...he aint' gonna be right after this." Mal responded, his body quivering with glee.

"I'm sure my sister can mess with his brain a little and cure him of it." Simon returned. "If I can convince her to do so."

"So...we're good with this, right?" Mal commanded as he quickly moved both his hands to his waist to cover his completely exposed neathers.

"Yea Mal...we're good." Simon said pulling back from his nose to nose connection with the now, slightly embarassed captain.

"You ain't gonna talk bout' this right doc?" Mal questioned as he turned around looking for something to cover himself with.

"Of course not, we're both...uh...men who enjoy the fairer gender." Simon said, his voice deepening slightly.

Simon bent down and blew out the candles, and picked up the blanket, wrapping it around himself, laughing at Mal who was frantically searching for a stitch of something to cover himself with.

"A little short on clothing are we captain?" Simon giggled again, seeing the captain's predicament. "Hey...maybe Jayne left his hat, I'm sure if it fits his head, it will cover you."

"Haw...doc, I aint' leavin' this shuttle all danglin' and such." Mal quibbled, still searching for something to cover himself.

Mal's eyes fell on the crates that had fallen, and he quickly grabbed a lid off of one of them; moving it quickly to his front, he gazed back at Simon as he left the shuttle.

Gleeful at their besting of Jayne again. Simon chose to make his exit a little more eventful.

***

The crew had been left standing in confusion by Jayne, and his final words of "I'll be in my bunk." Their confusion was broken by a racket as they witnessed their captain stumble out of the shuttle.

With a crash, they saw Mal attempting a quick exit from the shuttle, the only thing between them and the total captain, being a lid off a crate. Mal flashed a half-hearted smile and began inching backward away from them.

Simon jumped out of the shuttle, hoping to catch his embarrassed accomplice off-guard. Throwing off the blanket in complete disregard for who might be there. He belted out.

"I'm too sexy for this shi..."

***

Are you Happy now icankillyouwithmylittlefinger?

COMMENTS

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 7:28 PM

ITSAWASH


I, for one, am grateful to icankillyouwithmylittlefinger, a brand new shiny Browncoat on this site, who badgered our Spacie for this second epilogue. Thankee sai, Ma'am.

On to the Spacie-fic. #1: "Of course not, we're both...uh...men who enjoy the fairer gender." Simon said, his voice deepening slightly." I am frelling LOVING the words of Simon here, especially the shrewd bit about his deepened voice emphasizing his male orientation.

#2: "Mal...quickly moved both his hands to his waist to cover his completely exposed nethers." LOL @ the cap'n needing BOTH his hands to cover himself. YEAH, BOY! Browncoat Women everywhere shout out, "Huzzah!" We knew all along our captain was packing.

#3: "Haw...doc, I aint' leavin' this shuttle all danglin' and such." Mal quibbled, still searching for something to cover himself."~~Aww, Spacey...I adore the "danglin' and such" and this whole scene here. It smacks of pure Mal-speak, the purest. Keep on writing him, and all the other BigDamnHeroes you write so gorram well for us, hear?

#4: LOFreakin'L @ the last line which is so totally Spacefullofobjects as seen as we've seen him so often in the chatroom, "Spacie stalks into the chat, strides to the middle of the room, ripping his shirt off in the best Kirk-style singing, "I'm..too sexy for this shirt."

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 7:46 PM

ENGINEANGEL


LOLOL, I didn't think that Mal and Simon would act like that! Wow, I thought they'd be mad!...hee hee, just goes to show that they're pranksters all the way.

<<"Nope, ya know doc, Jayne...he aint' gonna be right after this." Mal responded, his body quivering with glee.>> --- Hee hee hee!

<<"I'm sure my sister can mess with his brain a little and cure him of it." Simon returned. "If I can convince her to do so.">> --- HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!!!!!!

<<Mal commanded as he quickly moved both his hands to his waist to cover his completely exposed neathers.>> --- heh yup and it would take two hands!!! :D

YES!!!! you put it in!....and yes....Simon is too sexy for his shirt...or anything else for that matter ;)

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 10:52 PM

AMDOBELL


Nice to turn the spin on Jayne and I did laugh at Mal and Simon managing their predicament though Simon throwing his towel off to sing at the end was not something I could ever see him doing. I mean, not ever never, but it was fun. Ali D :~)
You can't take the sky from me

Thursday, July 13, 2006 12:18 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS


This was a great little additional Epipogue, and it made me laugh from the beginning.

Simon bursting into song was wonderful, and what a perfect song.

LOL @ both the Captain having to use two hands and the thought of using Jayne's cunning hat to coverhimself as well.

To anyone who thought any of Spacie's works were slash, I think you really need to re-read them and if you still think so then look to yourownself to see why you have THAT on your mind.

Thursday, July 13, 2006 5:21 AM

LEIASKY


Ok, I was one of the people annoyed by the previous chapters of this story because I got happily engrossed in it and then found the pairing to be slash - with no warning attached.

I'm not familiar with spacie's work to know if he/she (sorry, I don't know!) typically writes slash. I'm a big fan of putting warnings on fic! :)

Anyway, this was hysterically funny and I'm glad you wrote it!

Only thing I found really out of character was Simon dropping the sheet and singing, thouigh. Didn't seem like something he'd do at all.

>"Haw...doc, I aint' leavin' this shuttle all danglin' and such." Mal quibbled, still searching for something to cover himself.

Bwahahahah! That is SUCH a great Mal line.

>"Hey...maybe Jayne left his hat, I'm sure if it fits his head, it will cover you."

HAH! If the hat can cover Jayne's big head, it'll cover Mal's . . . cackle

Anyway, nicely done. Look forward to more from you!

Friday, July 14, 2006 10:48 AM

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER


Oh...I am so glad that Mal and Simon were just playing the ultimate practical joke on Jayne. While slash can be all manner of fun...it would have been coming out of left here;)

And Simon's last act in this epilogue? Uh...has he been at Kaylee's engine wine for some liquid courage, or is he living a repeat of his "sake is evil" moment mentioned during the series about his graduation from MedCad...:P

BEB


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