BLUE SUN ROOM FILK

GEEZER

Firefly theme: Our Mrs. Reynolds Ver.
Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Mal Sings!


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Take my wife, won't you please

See me beg on bended knees

If she stays, I can tell

I'm going to that special Hell

Wore the wreath, drank the wine

The dancing it was mighty fine

Should'a took the stick instead

Gorram! She's naked in my bed

Flirts with everyone she sees

She's just a Serenitease

So come on and take my wife, please

COMMENTS

Tuesday, August 22, 2006 6:25 AM

JANE0904


Actually, I like this!

Tuesday, August 22, 2006 9:19 AM

MAGHAFFAR


THAT IS PRICELESS! Maybe add a line about

"Tried to steer Serenity /
into a net of 'ternity"

"Jane and Vera saved the day /
but Yo-Saff-Bridg she got away"

"Tracked her to a snowy moon /
busted in with: "Honey, I'm home!"

"She tried to schmooze with all her charm /
Clocked her before she could do me harm"

"Then she married my best friend /
Lost his Soup-Catcher in the end"

"But won't go there -- 'tis another vid /
About a Lassiter and a dumpster lid"

"The wily vixen thought she'd score /
off a naked Captain and a well-dressed Companion" [what, you were thinkin' of the "W" word? I just couldn't...]

Tuesday, August 22, 2006 10:12 AM

ELDUSTO


That was freakin' hi-larious, Geezer!

Tuesday, August 22, 2006 12:02 PM

CARRYMEHOME


nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, August 26, 2006 7:09 PM

XLYDIA


Best filk on this board!

Saturday, July 2, 2011 4:46 AM

ANONYMOUSE


Hysterical! Come the next Redemption con in the UK (Redemption '13), I will, if it's okay, be sharing this and many other filks with the filkers there. If possible, I'm going to try to persuade the organisers to put something Firefly-related into the programme; they're the ones who instroduced me to this most excellent and shiny 'verse, so it's thank-you time to them!

Saturday, July 2, 2011 4:47 AM

ANONYMOUSE


Or introduced me, even! Curse my too-fast typing at times!


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