BLUE SUN ROOM FAN FICTION - HUMOR

ANKHAGOGO

Housekeeping
Thursday, December 14, 2006

Jayne's.....cleaning?


CATEGORY: FICTION    TIMES READ: 2292    RATING: 9    SERIES: FIREFLY

“Jayne,” Kaylee asked, incredulous, “What are you doin’?

“What’s it look like?” Jayne shot back, not even glancing at her.

It looked like he was scrubbing the kitchen table. It looked like he was scraping a spot of dried food or something with his fingernail, trying to get it to come off.

Kaylee had never seen anything so strange, and that was saying a lot. She watched him in silence, completely bewildered.

“There,” Jayne said with satisfaction, giving the now-shining wood a final swipe with the rag in his hand. “Ain’t that better?”

Kaylee was about to agree – she didn’t know what else to do – when Jayne reached down, picked up the duffel bag at his feet, and began tossing his grimy weapons on the tabletop.

“Jayne!” Kaylee yelped, and he jumped a little bit. “You just spent all that time gettin’ the table clean!”

He stared at her. “Well, yeah,” he replied. “It was filthy! You think I’m gonna clean my guns on a dirty table like that?”

COMMENTS

Thursday, December 14, 2006 6:20 PM

TAMSIBLING


Ah Jayne ... simple, single-minded Jayne. Of course he would clean the table for his weapons. Not for any other reason, but his weapons.

Friday, December 15, 2006 2:53 AM

GIRLFAN


So very believable Jayne.

Friday, December 15, 2006 4:27 AM

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER


Oh yeah...this would have made the perfect opening moment for an episode;D

BEB

Friday, December 15, 2006 6:57 AM

VERASAMUELS


Heh <G>. I think he'd clean it if he'd just had hot sweaty sex on the table as well <BEG>.


Vera

Friday, December 15, 2006 4:05 PM

ANKHAGOGO


TamSibling -
Someone asked me for "vaguely domestic Jayne" and I just kept thinking, "How can I make guns 'domestic'?" :)

Thanks!

Friday, December 15, 2006 4:06 PM

ANKHAGOGO


girlfan -
Thanks! He's kinda like lots of guys who live in this state, actually - though they're not nearly as amusing.

Friday, December 15, 2006 4:06 PM

ANKHAGOGO


BEB -
Wow, thanks! :)

Friday, December 15, 2006 4:07 PM

ANKHAGOGO


VeraSamuels -
** I think he'd clean it if he'd just had hot sweaty sex on the table as well <BEG>.**
Do you? I'm just not sure - you can never tell how crass Jayne's gonna be. :)

Thanks!

Saturday, December 16, 2006 12:19 PM

BIGBADJAYNE


Okay...domestic Jayne...hmmm.
Yeah, he sits Kaylee on the table and gives her the Big Damm Kiss. Half way thru, Mal comes in.....
Or do I owe you an apology?
Great opening for an episode!
I like your writing style, Ankhagogo!


POST YOUR COMMENTS

You must log in to post comments.

YOUR OPTIONS

OTHER FANFICS BY AUTHOR