BLUE SUN ROOM FAN FICTION - HUMOR

LEIASKY

Instruction
Monday, January 8, 2007

Simon does some fumbling with Kaylee and Mal catches Inara spying on the fumbling. S/K, M/I. Post Film.


CATEGORY: FICTION    TIMES READ: 4179    RATING: 9    SERIES: FIREFLY

Written for Kaynara who wanted to read a story where Simon fumbles with Kaylee’s bra.

Takes place after the film.

Yeah, its short. It's all I could squeeze out of my widdle brain at the moment. I need to get back to working on my much longer, sequel to Serenity, fic . . .

Thanks to Tamsibling for the bata.

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Instruction

Simon gnashed his teeth in frustration. "Why is this so difficult?" Muffled, Kaylee's voice answered, "Ain't difficult, you're just not used to -" Simon hurried to refute her claim - probably a bit too quickly. "I have done this before, Kaylee." "Coulda fooled me," came an equally frustrated retort laced with clearly identifiable amusement. "If you'd -" "You're supposed to be good with them hands, doctor Tam," Kaylee wiggled a bit and turned her head just in time to see Simon's eyes roll into the back of his head at the friction generated by her not-so-innocent movement. "I could do this if you weren't squirming around so much." "You like it when I -" When those hands she loved so much came down heavily on her hips and held her in place, she closed her mouth and bit her lip. With every inch of him pressed intimately against her, most coherent thought fled her brain and she simply locked her eyes with his, mouth watering. "Stop. Moving." He whispered against the corner of her mouth just as his hands slid up her bare back and tightly grasped the offending garment. He tugged but it still didn't budge. Kaylee dropped her head to his shoulder, wrapped her arms around his neck and began giggling. "I'm never going to live this down, am I?" Simon whispered, defeated. Taking pity on him, Kaylee lifted her head and pressed her lips to his ear. "There's lotsa things you're good at, sweetie. This just don’t happen to be one of ‘em." In one fluid motion - that Simon would never have been able to follow if it was repeated for him a hundred times over, Kaylee reached one hand behind her back, nimbly unfastened her bra, shrugged out of it and deposited it on the couch beside them. His mouth instantly dry, though his addled brain would never have been able to form words anyway, Simon leaned back and let his eyes travel down her slender neck to her ample bosom, momentarily forgetting that they were sitting on the couch, in the middle of the common room - in a very public place. * * * * * Mal leaned into Inara's personal space and whispered, his breath hot against the long column of her exposed neck, "Why are we watchin' this? It's painful." Inara inhaled sharply, flushing with embarrassment at being caught - or the Captain's close proximity, she'd never truly admit which. She straightened and pushed him back a few steps so Simon and Kaylee wouldn't overhear. "I heard voices, Mal, I came to invest -" Mal cocked his head, and raised his eyebrows in that annoying way he had. "I honestly don’t know why you try. I can see right through them lies." A small puff of indignant air escaped her lips and she turned away. "I don't know what you're talking about." A giggle from the direction of the common room momentarily interrupted his prepared smart-ass retort. "Mayhaps you need to give the doc some instructions." He took a step back, a victorious smile on his face. "Lil' Kaylee's not gonna stand for her man not knowin' how to -" Inara raised a perfectly manicured eyebrow. "How to what, Mal?" She took a step closer, her breath warm on his cheek as she whispered, "Are you sure you remember? It's been so long . . ." Mal's eyes twinkled for a moment and he shifted backwards, more to keep his wits about him as his trousers tightened than out of a desire to step out of her personal space. He wasn't going to lose this little battle. "How's about we head back to your shuttle and find out?" Momentarily struck speechless, Inara simply stared at him until a small smile spread across her face. She turned away and said casually over her shoulder, "I don't teach amateurs." Caught between shock and offense, Mal watched her well-proportioned backside ascend to near the top of the stairs before finally forcing his body to move after her, determined to show her just how much experience he truly had.

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COMMENTS

Monday, January 8, 2007 9:21 AM

ANNUETTE


*giggles* Poor Simon, those things can be difficult in all fairness but it's Inara's line i love the most, classic and so well timed. *hugs*

Monday, January 8, 2007 9:28 AM

AMDOBELL


So very Inara, not letting the Captain get even a hint of satisfaction out of the conversation. Naughty girl though spying on Kaylee and Simon, or was she looking for pointers? Ali D :~)
You can't take the sky from me

Monday, January 8, 2007 9:55 AM

TAMSIBLING


Love it! I think it's great to see Simon being a bit boob-ish, even though we all like to fantasize that he is a master in the bedroom. Not much reason to believe he'd be all that skilled.

And of course, Kaylee bailing him out is just sexy and sweet - I wonder though how exactly they ended up in such a compromising position in such a public place - could there by a sequel perhaps? I'd love to see someone walk in.

And what exactly is Mal so intent to "show" Inara? I think I know, but it'd be shiny if you'd explain! :op

Monday, January 8, 2007 1:35 PM

GIRLFAN


I'm not sure which part I enjoyed more Kaylee/Simon or Inara/Mal - both were fab!

Anyway, Kaylee's a wiggly little thing.

Monday, January 8, 2007 2:46 PM

BIGBADJAYNE


See this is why I write Jaylee.....
Jayne would never have a problem with a bra, LMAO!!!
Anyway, the interplay between Mal/Inara
is really the gem here, as I don't seem to remember ever reading something you wrote about the two of them...and c'mon
Leia, Inara never teaching amatuers? LOL, priceless!!
Great as always....

Monday, January 8, 2007 5:32 PM

PHYRELIGHT


LOL! This is great!

Monday, January 8, 2007 5:34 PM

PHYRELIGHT


...Also, I'm with TamSibling for the sequel.

Monday, January 8, 2007 7:11 PM

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER


Ok...let's see...comments..comments...ah...here we go:

1) SEQUEL!!!

2) I am with Simon concering the construction of female undergaments being completely wonky

3) Definitely loved the Mal/Inara banter...especially Inara's last line to Mal

4) Was totally waiting for Mal to Zorro Inara's bra (i.e. secretly get it open without her noticing)...but I was left disappointed. Oh well;)

BEB

Monday, January 8, 2007 8:48 PM

KAYNARA


oh, that's just mean. leaving us hanging on both the s/k and the m/i? evil girl.

but...you do get bonus point for use of the phrase 'ample bosom.'

and i love this: "There's lotsa things you're good at, sweetie. This just don’t happen to be one of ‘em."
-heh, pays to know your strengths, I guess.

as for mal and inara...just perfect. especially her parting blow.

I also feel the need to quote TamSibling's comment 'cause LOL: "Not much reason to believe he'd be all that skilled." Poor Simon hehe.

Tuesday, January 9, 2007 2:08 AM

JANE0904


You know what would be fun? Simon then finding Kaylee has a bra that fastens at the front ...

And Mal and Inara? Excellent dialogue - I love it!

Tuesday, January 9, 2007 5:48 AM

BLACKBEANIE


C'mon, you gotta give us more.

"I don't teach amateurs."
That cracked me up.

Tuesday, January 9, 2007 7:03 AM

TAMMYY2J


loved it please let us have a sequel

Tuesday, January 9, 2007 9:02 AM

LEIGHKOHL


I love this!!! The interaction with Simon and Kaylee is hilarious. I can just here the frustrated tone in my head when Simon tells JKaylee to stop moving. But I have to say, my favorite line is Inara's-

"I don't teach amateurs."

LOVE IT!!! GREAT JOB! And did someone say something about a sequel.....

Sunday, January 21, 2007 5:58 PM

ENGINEANGEL


""Coulda fooled me," came an equally frustrated retort laced with clearly identifiable amusement." ---- *snickers* hee hee hee

""You're supposed to be good with them hands, doctor Tam," Kaylee wiggled a bit and turned her head just in time to see Simon's eyes roll into the back of his head at the friction generated by her not-so-innocent movement." ----- ooo, kaylee girl, of course she'd do this! and i love what she says, totally.

"His mouth instantly dry, though his addled brain would never have been able to form words anyway, Simon leaned back and let his eyes travel down her slender neck to her ample bosom, momentarily forgetting that they were sitting on the couch, in the middle of the common room - in a very public place." ------ oooOOOooo!!! hehehe, she's doing a good job working the proper out of him :D

" She turned away and said casually over her shoulder, "I don't teach amateurs."" -----Hahahaha!! Oh that's so purely inara!!

i loved that mal and inara were spying, so funny. another great job leia! keep it up! :)


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