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HISGOODGIRL

Jayne's Favorite Things
Monday, February 12, 2007

A rude little parody best sung to the tune of "My Favorite Things"


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I’m broken. It’s true. I also have entirely too much free time on my hands if I am writing fei oo like this…

Not mine. PG-15 for references to Jayne's lifestyle.

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JAYNE'S FAVORITE THINGS

Knife blades and bullets and pistols and shotguns,

I am the happiest when I have got guns,

Whether it's Vera or Cassie or Boo,

Give me some shit and I'll point them at you...

Brown hats and black hats and hats oh so cunning,

When my foes see me, they all start a’running.

First I take aim and the trigger I squeeze,

Smile to myself as they fall to their knees…

When the job's right,

In a bar fight,

When I'm getting laid,

I simply remember my favorite thing,

An', Darlin', that's gettin' paid!

Blow jobs from Kaylee and hot, stolen kisses,

Stuff from the doc’s room he looks for and misses,

Workouts that make my adrenaline flow,

Muscles I’m all too delighted to show…

Old army jackets and jackets with camo,

Belts for grenades and for guns and for ammo,

T-shirts with pictures and slogans and guns,

So long as they ain’t illustrated with suns…

Eatin’ and brawlin’ and shootin’ and screwin’-

Favorite things that I surely love doin’.

Challenging Mal for control of the ship,

So that we all get our shares from the trip…

When the job's right,

In a bar fight,

When I'm getting laid,

I simply remember my favorite thing,

An', Darlin', that's gettin' paid!

COMMENTS

Monday, February 12, 2007 11:49 AM

SPACEANJL


Ah, Jayne.

Wasn't there a song called 'Happiness is a Warm Gun'?

I, too, have too much time on my hands. And an unpleasant obsession with all things Cobb. (Yep, I'm back.)

Broken? Ain't. We. Just. :)

Monday, February 12, 2007 7:43 PM

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER


Ah...but your kind of broken is what a lot of us Browncoats hope for, hisgoodgirl;D

Brilliant filk you've done here:D

BEB

Tuesday, February 13, 2007 4:46 AM

VERASAMUELS


GGGG. I can almost hear Adam singing this; though maybe the non-canon reference to Kaylee giving Jayne blow jobs might have to go if he did <G>.


Vera

Wednesday, February 14, 2007 5:28 AM

QWERTY


To quote the Guiness guys: "Brilliant!" :o)

Wednesday, February 14, 2007 5:30 AM

QWERTY


I'm so ashamed. I misspelled "Guinness". :o(

Thursday, February 15, 2007 1:23 PM

SLICEANDDICE


i loved until the line about kaylee doing something unthinkable to jayne.... it was wrong

Thursday, February 15, 2007 3:03 PM

HISGOODGIRL


Ya know, SliceandDice, one of the things about writing fanfic or filk is that you get to use your imagination. I happen to prefer to imagine and write about Kaylee with Jayne.

Sorry you have a problem with that but it is, my dear, your problem.

Friday, August 31, 2007 2:48 AM

JANE0904


Only just come across this, and ... gorramit, that was brilliant! So very Jayne, and so very fitting!

Monday, August 22, 2011 3:24 AM

BARDOFSHADOW


**snerk**
I was singing along till the thing Kaylee does then I started giggling.
Love it! :D


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