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To the tune of: My Hand on Myself

Lyrics by: Julie Rampke/Julesong

Music by: unknown

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My hand on my'own self,

What is this here? *point to head*

It's my 'ol cunning hat, crewmember dear!

Cunning hat, cunning hat, y'all yuh know yuh doo!

That's what I learned from my crew! Ya-hoo!

My hand on my'own self,

What is this here? *grasp hands at right should as if holding umbrella*

It's my shiny 'brella, 'ol crewmember dear!

My 'brella, my 'brella, y'all yuh know yuh doo!

That's what I learned from my crew! Ya-hoo!

My hand on my'own self,

What is this here? *point to upper lip*

It's my 'ol soup-strainer, crewmember dear!

Soup-strainer, soup-strainer, y'all yuh know yuh doo!

That's what I learned from my crew! Ya-hoo!

My hand on my'own self,

What is this here? *point to mouth*

It's my 'ol tea-drinker, crewmember dear!

Tea-drinker, tea-drinker, y'all yuh know yuh doo!

That's what I learned from my crew! Ya-hoo!

My hand on my'own self,

What is this here? *grasp imaginary stethoscope at neck*

It's that old doc 'scope, 'ol crewmember dear!

Doc 'scope, 'ol doc 'scope, y'all yuh know yuh doo!

That's what I learned from my crew! Ya-hoo!

My hand on my'own self,

What is this here? *hold both arms out, then brush "sleeves" with hands*

This here's my browncoat, 'ol crewmember dear!

Browncoat, 'ol browncoat, y'all yuh know yuh doo!

That's what I learned from my crew! Ya-hoo!

My hand on my'own self,

What is this here? *gesture with hand holding something*

It's that 'ol Good Book, 'ol crewmember dear!

Good Book, 'ol Good Book, y'all yuh know yuh doo!

That's what I learned from my crew! Ya-hoo!

My hand on my'own self,

What is this here? *point to right hip*

It's jist my pistol, 'ol crewmember dear!

Pistol, 'ol pistol, y'all yuh know yuh doo!

That's what I learned from my crew! Ya-hoo!

My hand on my'own self,

What is this here? *point to left hip*

It's my grenade, 'ol crewmember dear!

Grenade, grenade, y'all yuh know yuh doo!

That's what I learned from my crew! Ya-hoo!

My hand on my'own self,

What is this here? *hands out in front as if holding shotgun*

This here's my shotgun, 'ol crewmember dear!

My shotgun, my shotgun, y'all yuh know yuh doo!

That's what I learned from my crew! Ya-hoo!

My hand on my'own self,

What are these here? *point at feet*

They're jist my ass-kick boots, crewmember dear!

Ass-kick boots, ass-kick boots, y'all yuh know yuh doo!

That's what I learned from my crew! Ya-hoo!

My hand on my'own self,

What is this here? *point to self*

I'm jist a Browncoat, 'ol crewmember dear!

A browncoat, a browncoat, y'all yuh know yuh doo!

Come on and join with our crew, y'all, do!

Come on and join with our crew, YA-HOO!