Author: gilove2dance Title: Game On Prompt #25 Telephone of rayne_shippers' mini challenge table created by bugchicklv. Rating: PG Disclaimer: Boss is Joss...I mean, Joss is boss. Word Count: 100! A/N: When I saw this prompt I was like, "Bollocks! How am I going to do this when they aren't even used anymore?" Let's just say I took a very weird and different route.

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“It’s an old game from Earth-that-was,” exclaimed Kaylee happily. “Someone starts off with a short phrase and ya pass it on to the last person who says it out loud.”

Simon, wanting to please Kaylee, started. It went around the table until only River had to pass it to Jayne. She whispered in his ear and he sat up and choked.

“Ain’t no way the doc said that!” he protested.

“Does not matter, have to say it,” River giggled.

“It’s the rule, Jayne,” pointed out Mal, smirking.

“Ain’t my fault now,” Jayne grumbled. “River wants sex with Jayne."

River beamed.