My mechanical doll, My Jayne mechanical doll.

The Cortex was the way I sought you

I saved for you and now I've bought you

In stocking feet you stand 6 foot 4

You look swai standing on my bedroom floor

Oh, oh, oh, oh; My Jayne mechanical doll.

My mechanical doll, My Jayne mechanical doll.

We played chase and then I caught you;

The naughty things that I have taught you!

We loved for hours on the bedroom mat

You lay there naked in your cunning hat

Oh, oh, oh, oh; My Jayne mechanical doll.

My mechanical doll, My Jayne mechanical doll.

Some bots are big, but Jayne is larger

Should see the size of his re-charger!

When it comes to sexing you are the best

By day and night I barely get a rest!

Oh, oh, oh, oh; My Jayne mechanical

He's not botanical

Oh, oh, oh, oh; My Jayne mechanical doll.