BLUE SUN ROOM FAN FICTION - GENERAL

JANE0904

(Channel) Hopping Mad
Monday, November 15, 2010

A little silliness, no OCs, not set any particular time, so just read and enjoy! Jayne's investment comes under scrutiny ... STANDALONE


CATEGORY: FICTION    TIMES READ: 1993    RATING: 10    SERIES: FIREFLY

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“... build up those pecs with MuscleBrick. At only 200 credits an ounce, this miraculous formula will give you the abs of a minotaur, the thighs of an Olympic athlete without you having to lift a finger, as well as ...”

“... Beauties, all thanks to our new sponsor, Cobb Enterprises. And as a taster, here’s ...”

“... the all new Osiran aftershave, guaranteed to ...”

“Hold it right there.”

“Huh?”

“Go back a channel.”

“Mal, I was –“

“Jayne.”

“Gorramit.”

“... and we know you enjoyed that! Badger’s Exotic Beauties, the all-new, all-animated naked anti-grav mud wrestling show, brought to you by Papa’s Protein Sticks –for the real taste of Earth-that-was, Lau’s Oriental Mystery Tours, and our newest sponsor, Cobb Enterprises. Tune in at 9.00 pm Standard Alliance Time to see the first match between Simone Silverback and Zoe Washb-“

“Put that back on.”

“It’s just a commercial, Mal.”

“Give me the Cortex remote.”

“What remote?”

“Jayne ...”

“Yeah, Mal?”

“What did you do?”

“Nothing.”

“Jayne ...”

“It wasn’t me. It was my fi-nancial consultant.”

“Your what?”

“River.”

“You took monetary advice from a crazy person?”

“No.”

“Jayne.”

“Yes. But it weren’t much, Mal!”

“And Zoe? They got her likeness ... how?”

“I ... mighta been persuaded to send her picture ...”

“River?”

“Um ...”

“You gotta stop listening to crazy people.”

“I listen to you.”

“You really wanna scrape the barnacles off the hull without a suit?”

“There ain’t no ... oh.”

“Exactly.”

“It ain’t her, Mal. They ain’t real. You heard ‘im. They’re just ... an-eye-mations.”

“You think she’s going to take that into consideration? ”

“Uh ...”

“Where’d you like your ashes scattered?”

“Maybe I’ll just go ...”

“Hide?”

“Maybe she ain’t seen it.”

“Jayne!”

“Uh ... yeah, Zoe?”

“I want a word with you!”

“I ... uh ... I just gotta ... I’ll be in my bunk.”

COMMENTS

Monday, November 15, 2010 3:47 AM

AMDOBELL


Oh priceless! I rolled up. Cobb Enterprises - Jayne really knows how to get into hot water without really trying. Ali D :~)
"You can't take the sky from me!"

Monday, November 15, 2010 3:52 AM

ANGELLEMARCS


Loved it. It was sooo cute. River giving him the idea is just perfect. :)

Tuesday, November 16, 2010 9:01 AM

TWO


It is good sketch comedy -- make some jokes and get out fast.
"9.00 pm Standard Alliance Time" is good. Better is "21:00 Universal Coordinated Time," which is sorta like how it was done back on Earth.


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