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BLUE SUN ROOM FAN FICTION - GENERAL
A little silliness, no OCs, not set any particular time, so just read and enjoy! Jayne's investment comes under scrutiny ... STANDALONE
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“Hold it right there.”
“Huh?”
“Go back a channel.”
“Mal, I was –“
“Jayne.”
“Gorramit.”
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“Put that back on.”
“It’s just a commercial, Mal.”
“Give me the Cortex remote.”
“What remote?”
“Jayne ...”
“Yeah, Mal?”
“What did you do?”
“Nothing.”
“It wasn’t me. It was my fi-nancial consultant.”
“Your what?”
“River.”
“You took monetary advice from a crazy person?”
“No.”
“Yes. But it weren’t much, Mal!”
“And Zoe? They got her likeness ... how?”
“I ... mighta been persuaded to send her picture ...”
“River?”
“Um ...”
“You gotta stop listening to crazy people.”
“I listen to you.”
“You really wanna scrape the barnacles off the hull without a suit?”
“There ain’t no ... oh.”
“Exactly.”
“It ain’t her, Mal. They ain’t real. You heard ‘im. They’re just ... an-eye-mations.”
“You think she’s going to take that into consideration? ”
“Uh ...”
“Where’d you like your ashes scattered?”
“Maybe I’ll just go ...”
“Hide?”
“Maybe she ain’t seen it.”
“Jayne!”
“Uh ... yeah, Zoe?”
“I want a word with you!”
“I ... uh ... I just gotta ... I’ll be in my bunk.”
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Monday, November 15, 2010 3:47 AM
AMDOBELL
Monday, November 15, 2010 3:52 AM
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Tuesday, November 16, 2010 9:01 AM
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