Is there someone you ARE good at talking to?
Tuesday, October 12, 2004

I think needleseye is a mind reader... I had this idea but was unsure how to end it, so when needleseye suggested Stan's Projectile Vomiting, bingo. Anyways, I suspect Simon's thought pattern when talking to girls is a lot like a dating sim. He's just not that good of a decision maker. (For those who have no clue what I'm talking about: a type of video game (mainly popular in Japan) that simulates dating relationships, giving the user a list of choices for each situation.)



Tuesday, October 12, 2004 10:29 AM


That was great! Keep them coming!

Tuesday, October 12, 2004 10:48 AM


ROTFLMAO!!!! Keep 'em fly'n!

Tuesday, October 12, 2004 11:08 AM


What exactly does the Chinese say? I got some of it..

Tuesday, October 12, 2004 11:40 AM


WTF? The above was me, tho it's posted as Anonymous. (and yes i was signed in at the time, 110% sure)

Tuesday, October 12, 2004 12:19 PM



Tuesday, October 12, 2004 12:24 PM


Pure friggin' genius, dude!

Tuesday, October 12, 2004 2:56 PM


Keep them up. You need to get a website to post these, so they're easier to find.

Tuesday, October 12, 2004 3:57 PM


Funny as hell, Stizo! Good work!!

Tuesday, October 12, 2004 7:08 PM


I love these South Park themed FIREFLY cartoons. More, please.

Tuesday, October 12, 2004 8:39 PM


Oh my GOD, it's hideous!!

And oh look, there's something in a jar...

Wednesday, October 13, 2004 3:43 AM


Hi-larious! I love these Firefly Park cartoons. Keep them coming!

Wednesday, October 13, 2004 5:44 AM



Wednesday, October 13, 2004 8:46 AM


Multiple choice! Genius!

Brilliant work Stizo!

Wednesday, October 13, 2004 6:19 PM


Stizo you rock!
I think I like to see Simon squirm! (mine IS an evil laugh right now)
hehehe "Why don't you tell the cow about its beautiful eyes?"

Wednesday, October 13, 2004 9:24 PM


Dating sim for Stizo :

A) Ask girl out
B) Stalk girls with videocamera
--> C) Post hi-larious Firefly/Southpark toon in Blue Sun Room

Result :


After viewing your profile i feel a great spark in my heart infact i am falling in love with you already despite that we have not met or contacted each other before i am interested in you feel free to country me through, thanks"

Sorry Geogia, I couldn't resist ;)

Thursday, October 14, 2004 11:07 AM


Again, I just love these so much. I show them to my friends who are just getting into Firefly, and they love them, too. Keep making them!

Friday, October 21, 2005 1:53 PM


Lol now I'm going to end up seeing Simon playing a relationship sims game while talking to Kaylee!


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Serenity Park - 020 - Delusions of Eloquence
For those unfamiliar with Serenity Park, see the thread: for previous comics. This comic is dedicated to the die-hards who put up with my consistent lack of productivity. :)

Serenity Park 19: Shadow Puppet Theatre!
Subtitles added for the reaver-speak impaired. Note: The shadow is supposed to resemble the profile of a T-rex.

INCREDIBLY MAJORLY HUGE AND ENORMOUS SPOILER WARNING!! THIS MEANS YOU, FOOLISH MORTALS!! For those wondering, yes the last panel is mostly accurate. The only difference was I sitting down, and said it relatively quiet…ok, somewhat quiet…err, kinda quiet…not as loud as most. Anyways, to answer other questions I’m sure some of you have: the reason the other people in the theater are silhouettes are because I don’t have the kind of time to create that many different people, expressions, etc; also the Chinese from panel 2 translates to: “You're looking wonderful, old friend.” P.S. – I tried changing my major to “Alliance Operative” but apparently the Alliance academy only accepts gifted applicants…go figure.

Serenity Park 17: Bright Ideas
...a little late but here it is. DISCLAIMER: I am NOT trying to bash Canadians. (I don’t live that far from the border so I happen to know a few.) The joke is merely playing off the fact that I made the reavers resemble the Canadians from South Park. DISCLAIMER REDUX: Pre-emptive SPOILER WARNING for the next SP comic. If you haven’t seen the movie yet (though I can’t imagine why) don’t worry, it has nothing to do with the overall story arc. It just deals with my reaction to the movie. :p

Serenity Park 16: PSA - Serenity Release
Counting down the hours till I see the BDM....

Serenity Park 15 - Space Monkeys
Previously on SP (for those who forgot): Serenity & Co. picked up a cargo load of Black Market Beagles (the most illegal of illegal substances), and after having been boarded by Alliance Feds are now on the way to their destination. Anyway, I hope to have another comic done within a few days here. (SP Trivia! The colony pop. is also the month & day of the release of Serenity. :p )

Serenity Park 14: Public Service Announcement: Reavers
Who said web comics can't be educational? This one is full of information every browncoat needs to know. Plus, I haven’t gotten to use Book much and this allowed me to do so (he probably sounds exactly like Chef). Also, I had too much fun deciding what to use for reavers. (My apologies to our Canadian brethren; but hey, it is kinda funny.)

Serenity Park 13 - I call her "Vera"
Good ol' Jayne and Wash. I imagine Jayne must get pretty lonely in space. Considering the attitude the rest of the crew has towards him (not overwhelmingly negative but not necessarily positive either), I bet this happens pretty often. Anyways, next comic should come around the end of the week. Later.

Serenity Park 12 – Too Much Firefly...
...yes, there IS such a thing. Below I present the perfect example. I’m sure that most Browncoat guys have this dream (don’t lie, you know you have!). Anyway, for those who have been wondering where the hell I’ve been, for you I have good news, and bad news. Good news, I do plan to keep doing the comic. Bad news, life decided to rent a cement truck and run me over with it, repeatedly. Unfortunately this means I have no time to make SP comics (today’s is one I had sitting around). My school load just got enormous and with everything else going on I have no time remaining for this (seriously, I got 8 hours of sleep TOTAL for the last 5 days). The soonest I can see this getting better is the end of February. So effective now SP is on hiatus until my load gets lighter and I have time to spend on it. In other words, we’re still flying, but just out of gas for awhile. C-ya, Stizo PS – Merry Winter-een-mas! (

11 - Companions, Go Figure
Whoa, it's been a long time since I posted one of these. Anyway, the saga resumes. I guess I'll continue this story arc through to the end then go back to stand-alone comics. They are easier to come up with and people seem to like them better anyway. So, I hope you enjoy this one and I'll try to post another next week. Later. (Note: There is a beagle tail poking out somewhere in every panel. If you’re really bored, try and see if you can find them all.)