Set to the “Gilligan’s Island” Theme tune.

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,

a tale of a firefly class ship.

That started from the Eavesdown docks,

aboard this fei-oo ship.

The mate was a mighty warrior chick,

the Captain brave and true.

9 travelers took flight that day,

with an easy job to do, with an easy job to do………

Well, the fed on board started gett’n rough,

and shot the engineer.

If not for the daring of the roughneck crew,

Lil’ Kaylee would be lost; Serenity would be lost.

The boat set down on the ground in hostile Whitefall port,

with Malcolm Reynolds, the Companion too,

the Pilot, and his Wife,

the Mercenary, the Shepard and the Tams,

here on this Firefly.

So this is the tale of our Big Damn Heroes,

they'll keep fly’n long as they can.

They'll have to take the jobs they get,

and avoid those preddy blue hands.

The first mate and her Captain too,

will do their level best,

to make sure that the others don’t,

go gett’n shot in the chest.

No Alliance, no reveers, no Blue Sun Corp.,

Not Jubal Early

No power in the ‘verse.

Can take the sky from them.

So come fly us each week mei mei,

you'll learn some Chinese curse.

From the gorram crazy Crew,

Here on This Firefly.