I Want To Be Jayne

by Lux Lucre

Yeah-eh-heah

He is, for hire,

The merc, I admire,

Believe, what I'm say'n

I want to be Jayne

His guns, are so cool

He's bad, but not cruel

Dong ma, what I'm say'n?

That I want to be Jayne

What a guy,

He's loyal in his own way,

What a guy,

He's tough, and sometimes goes astray,

What a guy,

Do you understand just what I'm say'n?,

I want to be Jayne

Now I can recall that he had a bad start,

Holding Zoe and Mal up, you see, Yeah,

But he's come a great distance,

With a lot of persistence,

He's the hero of Mudders and me...

He is, for hire,

The merc, I admire,

He is (He is, He is, He is...)

I wanna be him!

He'll ogle every gal he'll see,

"In his bunk", is then where he'll be,

He may be crude, but he is not insane,

I want to be Jayne

What a guy,

Binky and Boomer on his hips,

What a guy,

Using Vera to blow things to bits,

What a guy,

Don't make him get his Command Chain,

I want to be Jayne

What a guy,

He tried to sell the Tams away,

Nearly got spaced by Mal, as pay,

What a guy,

J. Cobb will always be the same,

I want to be Jayne

Cuz I want to be Jayne.