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BLUE SUN ROOM FILK
Was oddly enough listening to Straight Outta Compton (smashed up with Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit) the other day and I kept hearing Canton instead of Compton...the rest, is just strange.
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You are now about to witness the strength of mud knowledge
Verse One: Jayne Cobb
Straight outta Canton, crazy ole mudder named Jayne Cobb
From the gang called Mudders With Attitudes
When I'm called off, I gotta saw off
Squeeze the trigger, and bricks are hauled off
You too, boy, if ya mess with me
The mag is gonna hafta come and get me
Off yo hump, that's how I'm goin out
For the punk magistraters that's showin out
Mudders start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo
Goin off on a magistrater like that
with a gat that's pointed at yo back
So give it up smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a jack move
Here's a mudder rap to keep yo dancin
with a crime record like Mista Niska
Dirt and shovel and mud is the tool
Don't make me act the nasty mudder fool
Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe
I'm knockin magiz out tha box, daily
yo weekly, monthly and yearly
until them dumb magistraters see clearly
that I'm down with the capital M-U-D
Boy you can't mess with me
So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck
Coz Jayne Cobb is crazy with luck
As I leave, believe I'm stompin
but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta Canton
Chorus:
[City of Canton, City of Canton]
[Crazy D] Yo Ben
[MC Ben] Whassup?
[Crazy D] Tell em where you from!
Verse Two: MC Ben
Straight outta Canton, another crazy ass mudder
More punks I smoke, yo, my rep gets bigger
I'm a bad ole mudder and you know this
But the weak magistraters don't show this
But I don't give a hump, I'ma make my snaps
If not from the records, from jackin the bricks
Just like burglary, the definition is 'jackin'
And when illegally armed it's called 'packin'
Shoot a magistrater in a minute
I find a sweet fine lady, I go up in it
So if you're at a show up at the mansion
I'm a call you a bonafide ‘panion
You'll probably get mad like a gal is supposed to
But that shows me, hun, you're composed to
a crazy ole mudder from tha fields
Attitude legit cause I'm tearin up spit
MC Ben controls the automatic
For any dumb magistrater that starts static
Not the right hand cause I'm the hand itself
every time I pull a shovel off the shelf
The security is maximum and that's a law
B-E-N spells Ben but I'm raw
See, coz I'm the crazy mudder villain
The definition is clear, you're the witness of a killin
that's takin place without a clue
And once you're on the scope, your hump is through
Look, you might take it as a trip
but a mudder like Ben is on a gangsta tip
Straight outta Canton...
[Dr. Play] Crazy is his name and the boy is comin...
Verse Three: Crazy D
...straight outta Canton
is a mudder that'll smother yo' mother
and make ya sister think I love her
Dangerous crazy mudder raises hell
And if I ever get caught I make bail
See, I don't give a hump, that's the problem
I see a magistratin’ cop I don't dodge him
But I'm smart, lay low, creep a while
And when I see a ‘strate pass, I smile
To me it's kinda funny, the attitude showin a ‘strater ridin’
but don't know where the hump he's going, just rollin
lookin for the one they call Crazy
But here's a flash, they never seize me
Ruthless! Never seen like a bubble in the mud
except when I pop up, see I'll get over this old town
and hear the scream of the one who got the last knock down
Give a little gust of wind and I'm jettin
But leave a memory no one'll be forgettin
So what about the ‘strate who got shot? Forget him!
You think I give a hump about a ‘strate? I ain't a slim jim!
This is the autobiography of MWA, and if you ever mess with us
You'll get taken by a stupid dope mudder who will smother
word to the magistraters, straight outta Canton
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