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Heard Weird Al's Trigger Happy, and tweaked it a bit for fun...just seemed to fit. :)
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(sung to Weird Al's "Trigger Happy")
Got my very favorite gun, well you know it makes me feel alright
Got my Vera by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night
There’s no feeling any greater
Than to shoot first and ask questions later
Now I’m trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Well, you can’t take my guns away, I got me a gorram right
Yeah, I gotta be ready if the Reavers attack us tonight
I’ll blow their brains out with my Smith and Wesson
That ought to teach them all a darn good lesson
(oh yeah, I’m)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I’m trigger, trigger happy
(oh baby, I’m)trigger, trigger happy
(oh I’m so)trigger, trigger happy
Better bi zuie, punk, or I’m gonna have to blow you away
Oh, I purposely shot Two-fry last night in the head
They mistook that Mal and Zoe wouldn’t roll over and be dead
Now why’d you have to try and rob?
Patience, we get paid when we do the job
You know, I’m trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Oh, I still haven’t figured what ten percent of nothin’ is yet
Little Kaylee took a round, better take out that damn Fed
Now Mal has shot Dobson in the head
We’ll dump his body on Whitefall for dead
Well, I’m so trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Come on and grab your weapon
What have you got to lose?
We’ll all get liquored up
And shoot at anything that moves
Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight
Oh, I’m prayin’ 6 guys try to break in here tonight
I always keep some Griswalds in my bunk
You better ask yourself, do you feel lucky, punk?
Because I’m trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Saturday, October 8, 2005 6:36 PM
Wednesday, November 30, 2005 8:25 AM
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