(sung to Weird Al's "Trigger Happy")

Got my very favorite gun, well you know it makes me feel alright

Got my Vera by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night

There’s no feeling any greater

Than to shoot first and ask questions later

Now I’m trigger happy, trigger happy every day

Well, you can’t take my guns away, I got me a gorram right

Yeah, I gotta be ready if the Reavers attack us tonight

I’ll blow their brains out with my Smith and Wesson

That ought to teach them all a darn good lesson

Now I’m trigger happy, trigger happy every day

(oh yeah, I’m)trigger, trigger happy

Yes I’m trigger, trigger happy

(oh baby, I’m)trigger, trigger happy

Yes I’m trigger, trigger happy

(oh I’m so)trigger, trigger happy

Yes I’m trigger, trigger happy

Better bi zuie, punk, or I’m gonna have to blow you away

Oh, I purposely shot Two-fry last night in the head

They mistook that Mal and Zoe wouldn’t roll over and be dead

Now why’d you have to try and rob?

Patience, we get paid when we do the job

You know, I’m trigger happy, trigger happy every day

Oh, I still haven’t figured what ten percent of nothin’ is yet

Little Kaylee took a round, better take out that damn Fed

Now Mal has shot Dobson in the head

We’ll dump his body on Whitefall for dead

Well, I’m so trigger happy, trigger happy every day

(oh yeah, I’m)trigger, trigger happy

Yes I’m trigger, trigger happy

(oh baby, I’m)trigger, trigger happy

Yes I’m trigger, trigger happy

(oh I’m so)trigger, trigger happy

Yes I’m trigger, trigger happy

Better bi zuie, punk, or I’m gonna have to blow you away

Come on and grab your weapon

What have you got to lose?

We’ll all get liquored up

And shoot at anything that moves

Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight

Oh, I’m prayin’ 6 guys try to break in here tonight

I always keep some Griswalds in my bunk

You better ask yourself, do you feel lucky, punk?

Because I’m trigger happy, trigger happy every day

(oh yeah, I’m)trigger, trigger happy

Yes I’m trigger, trigger happy

(oh baby, I’m)trigger, trigger happy

Yes I’m trigger, trigger happy

(oh I’m so)trigger, trigger happy

Yes I’m trigger, trigger happy

Better bi zuie, punk, or I’m gonna have to blow you away