Everybody Loves Jayne by Darkeyes

BLUE SUN ROOM FILK

Everybody Loves Jayne
Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Watched Jaynestown and Ariel with FAE last night and got to talking about Jayne. Where's it writ that Jayne has to be limited to only one song? Here's to everyone's favorite mercenary. It's a little silly but I needed a break from the serious stuff.

CATEGORY: FILK TIMES READ: 2727 RATING: 9 SERIES: FIREFLY

Firefly is really, really great

With Jayne!

I tune in every Friday night and wait

For Jayne!

Whenever he's onscreen

(Jayne!)

He can be obscene

(Jayne!)

Everybody loves him 'cause he's mean

Jaaaayyynne!

Everybody loves Jayne

He'll jump onto a moving train

Jayne! Jayne! Jayne!

He thinks that he can run Serenity

Yay Jayne!

He thinks about guns, sex, and money

Whoo Jayne!

His job is to cause pain

(Jayne!)

He has a woman's name

(Jayne!)

And don't forget he'll beat you with a chain

Of commaaannd (Jayne!)

Everybody loves Jayne

River can kill him with her brain

Jayne! Jayne! Jayne!

(Let's hear it!)

Everybody loves Jayne!

He's lewd and crude and one awesome dude

Jayne! Jayne! Jayne!

Jaaayynne! Jaaayynne!

Everybody loves,

Everybody loves Jayne!

"Now let's get back to our increasingly eerie-ass day."

COMMENTS

Tuesday, September 27, 2005 8:30 AM

ODDNESS2HER

What's the tune? I think it works well
with "The Internet is for Porn" from the musical 'Avenue Q'.

Wednesday, September 28, 2005 2:08 AM

DARKEYES

OMG! That's the tune I had in mind when I wrote it! (laughs hysterically)I love that musical.
Shiny.

Wednesday, September 28, 2005 7:32 AM

ODDNESS2HER

That's just scary, Darkeyes! Great minds think alike, I guess.

Wednesday, September 28, 2005 9:21 PM

RAKARR

OMG that is just funny as hell! 9/10! Could of been better in a couple parts. Like,

"And don't forget he'll beat you with a chain
Of commaaannd (Jayne!)"

I think would of been better if it was more like,

"And don't forget he'll beat you down with a chain 'cause he's Jayne! Jayne! Jayne!"

But yeah I sing it in a toon and it's just awsome and really funny. Excellent job!

Wednesday, November 2, 2005 7:09 AM

BELLONA

all together now:

"Everybody loves Jayne!"

b

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