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Friends Survey: Kaylee
Thursday, October 27, 2005

Kaylee's answer to Wash's survey.


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To: Wash, Mal, Zoe, Inara, Book, Simon, River, Jayne From: Kaylee Subject: Friends Survey

1. What is your occupation? Ship’s mechanic 2. What color is your underwear? Yellow lace 3. What are you listening to right now? Chopin and the engine whir.

4. What was the last thing you ate? Fruity oaty bar…yummy!

5. Do you wish on stars? Don’t just wish on ‘em, I talk to ‘em too.

6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Gold

7. How is the weather right now? Well, the recirculator’s workin’, so I’d say bout 21.2 C…feels great, don’t it!

8. Last person you spoke to on the phone? Ya mean a wave? Talked to ‘Nara while she was visitin the Sihnon…

9. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Wash? course i do!

10. Name three things other than office supplies/computer/laptop that are on your desk right now: I ain’t got a desk. Got some figures my Pa gave me before I left, they’re over there, next to my hammock.

11. Favorite drink? Mudder’s milk sure brings back the memories…ya know, I was this close to getting him to open up…

12. Another MIA one ... how about any tattoos? If no, do you want any and if yes, what and/or where? Well, I’ve two. But it’s hardly seemly for a girl to talk about such things…I could show ya…

13. Have you ever dyed your hair? Nah. I like my hair.

14. Do you wear contacts or glasses? Nope.

15. Who do you think Jennifer Aniston should marry next? Well, I don’t know her, but maybe she should wait a bit. 16. Favorite month? Back home I liked the fifth month, the sun always shone and the birds always flitted…but I like it here too. 17. Favorite food? Strawberries.

18. What was the last movie you watched? Protein Pirates. 19. Favorite day of the year? Captain’s birthday, because he hates it.

20. What do you do to vent anger? I clang around in my engine room and yell at Simon.

21. Favorite Toy as a child? The old tractor…I had loads of fun tinkerin with it.

22. Fall or Spring? Spring.

23. Hugs or kisses? I love the way a man’s arms pull ya close and ya can feel his chest beatin and then he leans down and…but you don’t need to know that. 24. Cherry or Blueberry? Ooh, fruit!

25. Do you want your friends to email you back? Course I do.

26. Who is most likely to respond? River

27. Who is least likely to respond? Cap’n

28. Living arrangements? I got the shiniest bunk on the most mêilì ship in the black.

29. Last time you cried? Two weeks ago.

30. What is on the floor of your closet? Spare toolbox.

31. Who is the friend you have had the longest? I’ve been away for so long, Inara.

32. What did you do last night? The compressor’s been a rattlin’ lately so I dealt with that.

33. Favorite smells? Strawberries. Clean. Man.

34. What inspires you? Family

35. What are you afraid of? Loosing my family.

36. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers? Cheeseburger...with bacon please.

37. Favorite car? Car..ya mean a mule or a ship or somethin? Serenity.

38. Favorite dog breed? Bulldog.

39. Number of keys on your key ring? Huh?

40. How many years at your current address? Most of three years

41. Favorite day of the week? Sundy 42. How many states have you lived in? Just back home and here.

43. Are you happy? Course I am.

44. Where would you like to move? I can’t leave my girl. This is home now.

45. If there is another question you'd like to add ... do it here! What’s the best thing bout Simon? His grin.

COMMENTS

Thursday, October 27, 2005 12:35 PM

PIFFLE101


I love these! "What's your favorite thing about Simon? His Grin" So Kaylee! Great Job TWG!

10 for hilarity!

Thursday, October 27, 2005 12:36 PM

KLOUD


THAT was.....SHINY.

Thursday, October 27, 2005 12:36 PM

PIFFLE101


Ooh..Can I do rivers?

Thursday, October 27, 2005 12:40 PM

KLOUD


That'd be awesome.

Thursday, October 27, 2005 2:46 PM

REALLYKAYLEE


color=tickle me pink!!
18- she would totally watch that!
36- made me think of the jewel interview where she said that Kaylee needed to look like she enjoyed a cheeseburger every now and then . . . my theory is that lately mal has been denying them everything but protien bars . . .

Thursday, October 27, 2005 3:32 PM

BIZZRAT


Very good, right on.

Friday, October 28, 2005 7:30 AM

BELLONA


"I clang around in my engine room and yell at Simon."

HA!!! he's such an easy mark...

b

Saturday, October 29, 2005 1:23 AM

BUGCHICKLV


Bang-on Kaylee voice.

::loves::


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