To: Wash, Mal, Zoe, Inara, Book, Simon, River, Jayne, and Kaylee

From: Serenity

Subject: Friends Survey

1. What is your occupation? Firefly class transport ship.

2. What color is your underwear? This is not a logical question. My undercarriage, however, is a grayish silver.

3. What are you listening to right now? Kaylee humming in my engine room.

4. What was the last thing you ate? Crow!

5. Do you wish on stars? I am not progammed to wish.

6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Gray.

7. How is the weather right now? There is no weather in space. My interior, however, is a pleasant 72 degrees farenheit.

8. Last person you spoke to on the phone? Niska's skyplex when I popped their air lock.

9. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Yes. Wash is my pilot. He has wonderful hands... Of course he didn't exactly send this to me so much as through me.

10. Name three things other than office supplies/computer/laptop that are on your desk right now: I don't have a desk, but I do have a secret compartment filled with things the crew thinks they have lost.

11. Favorite drink? Engine oil.

12. Another MIA one ... how about any tattoos? If no, do you want any and if yes, what and/or where? I have a lovely insignia up near my bow.

13. Have you ever dyed your hair? Hair??

14. Do you wear contacts or glasses? No, my sensors are excellent.

15. Who do you think Jennifer Aniston should marry next? Jennifer who?

16. Favorite month? What is this month?

17. Favorite food? Fuel cells.

18. What was the last movie you watched? The crew viewed *Star Wars Episode 4: A New Hope* last night. I like the Millenium Falcon. I wonder if it's single...

19. Favorite day of the year? Any day Kaylee gets new parts for me.

20. What do you do to vent anger? Explode.

21. Favorite Toy as a child? Alas, I did not have a childhood.

22. Fall or Spring? Fall, the weather is best for my systems.

23. Hugs or kisses? Hugs, or pats on my bulkheads.

24. Cherry or Blueberry? Huh?

25. Do you want your friends to email you back? Yes, please.

26. Who is most likely to respond? Wash. He plots my course.

27. Who is least likely to respond? Jayne, because he is scared of me.

28. Living arrangements? I am the living arrangement.

29. Last time you cried? When my compression coil blew and Mal yelled at dear, sweet Kaylee.

30. What is on the floor of your closet? All the closets are mine, so lots of stuff.

31. Who is the friend you have had the longest? Mal

32. What did you do last night? Flew to Persephone.

33. Favorite smells? Anything that doesn't indicate an electrical fire or a core breach.

34. What inspires you? The crew of Serenity.

35. What are you afraid of? Deferred maintenance.

36. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers? No burgers please, but the grease is mighty nice.

37. Favorite car? My cute little mule. It brings me supplies.

38. Favorite dog breed? Beagles. They aren't too messy.

39. Number of keys on your key ring? I am a modern ship and do not require keys.

40. How many years at your current address? We never stop moving.

41. Favorite day of the week? Systems monitoring day. I get all my itches scratched.

42. How many states have you lived in? States of being? Just the one.

43. Are you happy? Yes.

44. Where would you like to move? A nice repair yard where Kaylee can overhaul me to her heart's content.

45. If there is another question you'd like to add ... do it here! Would it be possible for Jayne to shower more often?