BLUE SUN ROOM FILK

HOBANIWASHBURNE

Jayne's OTHER song (Home on the Serenity)
Wednesday, November 9, 2005

Must be sung in Jayne voice (naturally) and keep in mind this is sung sober. (Rating *not* G but PG-13 for the most part... keep that in mind please). Belacgod suggested I finish this from a fan fic.... so here it is! The ENTIRE song.


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A Jayne Cobb song for you.


(There is no BUCKY AND BOB. Sowwies....................)





The Song!
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"HOME ON THE SERENITY"

(Written by Blake)

(the original version from http://www.fireflyfans.net/bluesun.aspx?bid=5706 )




"Oh gimme a home

Where them girlies all roam,

Naked an' abundantly free.

Where them legs do spread wide,

An' she lies on her side

Offerin' her goodies now jist fer me.

Home. Aboard. In my bunk.

Gettin' me out o' my ruttin' ol' funk.

Where often if yer sneakin' is heard

To my grunt o' her whispery word,

Ya'll hear: 'Git away Mudder!!' What else did ya thunk?

Oh gimme my space

Away from yer nonsense n waste,

Preachin' how whorin' is wrong.

Book ain't always right

When it come ta my bumps in the night,

An' ya don't matter none cuzza this be my song.

Home. Alone with these girls.

Red heads, true born to their curls.

If it be a howl that ya hear

Then turn away yer chaste ear,

Next ta me ain't ladies ownin' diamonds er pearls.

Oh this be the last verse (not that 'verse)

A tellin' o' the ruggish 'n terse,

Tryin' to make ya laugh er at least blush.

Tis my gruffish way that they likes.

It's why I get some most nights.

Even when I pay fer em, I still get that rush.

Home. Aboard this here Serenity.

Buggin' Mal, Inara, Zoe, Wash 'n Kaylee.

River makes me scared,

An' Simon jist be plain weird.

But there ain't no place that I'd rather be."

~~~~~~~~~

"Okay. I'm done. Go away now."

"Quit readin' on already. Ya blind?"

"Ain't ya a knowin' English?"

"I SAID GIT!!"



~~~fini~~~



Jayne Cobb-(Written by HobanIWashburne)

The Mercenary


"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here. "

COMMENTS

Wednesday, November 9, 2005 8:21 PM

BELACGOD


Shiny! Thanks for posting this. Jayne so has musical talent.

Friday, November 11, 2005 6:41 AM

SAMEERTIA


Ouch! That hurt!
But in a good way. :D

Saturday, November 12, 2005 7:35 AM

HOBANIWASHBURNE


Hehhee. Thanks. When Belacgod asked me to finish it... I knew there really wasn't any other way, given the 'header'. At any rate, I hope it's liked and if not, feel free anybody to comment! I don't mind negative feedback....

:)

Monday, December 5, 2005 3:46 PM

YEMINQUON


I loved it! It was hilarious, especially the last stanza when he talks about Simon is just plain weird.

Monday, February 20, 2006 6:55 AM

BELLONA


(There is no BUCKY AND BOB. Sowwies....................)
awwwwwww *pouts* i guess jayne'll just have to do...*dramatic sigh*

b

Monday, February 20, 2006 7:16 AM

HOBANIWASHBURNE


Merci Merci Merci!!!

Monday, February 20, 2006 7:16 AM

HOBANIWASHBURNE


Merci Merci Merci!!!

Friday, June 15, 2007 2:16 AM

JANE0904


Just found this. Hi-larious!


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