There’s a little crewmember on Serenity who doesn’t smile a lot

It’s cos he’s missing something that the other crew have got

So he’s hoping that this Christmas, Santa Claus is going to bring

The present that he really wants, a very special thing

All he wants for Christmas is a Browncoat

A gorram long flowing Browncoat

He’s told Santa Claus that nothing else will do

He’d take a second-hand one but he’d love it to be new

He doesn’t want a pistol or a repeater

He wouldn’t like to get a brand new boat

There’s nothing you could name that would be quite the same

Cos all he wants for Christmas is a Browncoat

There’s nothing that he really wants for Christmas

And he’s hoping that he’s going to get his wish

He’d shout with joy and jump around with glee

If Christmas Day a Browncoat sat beneath the tree

And when he puts it on he’ll feel so shiny

Cos his crewmates will no longer gloat

He hopes and prays Santa’s got one on his sleigh

Cos all he wants for Christmas is a Browncoat

All he wants for Christmas is a Browncoat

A gorram long flowing Browncoat

He’s told Santa Claus that nothing else will do

He’d take a second-hand one but he’d love it to be new

He doesn’t want a pistol or a repeater

He wouldn’t like to get a brand new boat

There’s nothing you could name that would be quite the same

Cos all he wants for Christmas is a Browncoat

There’s nothing you could name that would be quite the same

Cos all he wants for Christmas is a Browncoat