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Firefly Limericks
Thursday, January 5, 2006

Limericks. About Firefly. Spoilers for the movie.


CATEGORY: FICTION    TIMES READ: 2008    RATING: 9    SERIES: FIREFLY

There once was a doctor named Tam who got into a bit of a jam He helped his sister break free but then they had to flee And then found themselves on the lam * Mal Reynolds once fought in the war but now there ain't much to fight for He sails 'round with his crew and his passengers too And his true love, Inara, a Companion * There once was a man with no name at the crew sideways he came He was told "kill the girl to create better worlds" but the Reaver fleet thwarted his aim * Oh Wash was a pilot with pluck On a Firefly he tried his luck He pulled Crazy Ivans But there's no way of survivin' a Reaver lance--gorramit, that sucks * Yo-saf-bridge shacked up with three men She tired of all of them, then When she ran out of luck *Fox has censored this line* She tried it with Malcolm again * Simon was Kaylee's big flame but he never made good on his claim so we don't know whether what went 'twixt her nethers was better or worse or the same

COMMENTS

Thursday, January 5, 2006 7:26 PM

SHINYTALENT


I loved it but you forgot everyone's favorite merc.

Friday, January 6, 2006 12:29 PM

BELLONA


"But there's no way of survivin'
A Reaver lance--gorramit, that sucks"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

b

Saturday, January 7, 2006 7:53 PM

CAPNZOE


No Zoe Limerick? *sniff*

They were hilarious!


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