There once was a merc, name of Jayne From River he thought he could gain He looked better in red So he went to the Feds But she could kill him with her brain * Now Jayne Cobb's a fashionable cat His mother sent him a fine hat But he holds much dearer The gun he calls Vera Now what do you think about that? * The Reavers aren't human, take note They don't shield the cores on their boats They'll rape, flay, and eat from your head to your feat and then wear your skin as a coat * The Hands of Blue thought they were slick But what they would do is just sick They'd bleed you to death Before you took two breaths But the crew brushed them off like a tick