Summary: Even Wash has a bit of history. Sequel to "Wise Investments". This crossover drabble is part seven of my "Additional Revelations" series.

Disclaimer: All characters from "Firefly" belong to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy Productions. "A Knight's Tale" belongs to Brian Helgeland, Black and Blu Entertainment and Columbia Pictures Corporation. Chaucer belongs to history.

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Feeling a bit irritated at her husband's growing smugness about his supposedly "normal" background, Zoe decided to bring him down a notch. "Now honey, I don't think your family history was that boring."

"Do tell," responded the Shepherd, amused at the turning of tables.

"Alright," grumbled Wash, looking betrayed. "So what if a distant ancestor helped Chaucer write one of his first works of fiction, a fake pedigree so a friend could take up professional jousting? No big deal. Probably just a legend anyway."

"Geoffrey Chaucer, the Canterbury Tales guy?" snorted Jayne. "Always thought he was overated myself."

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Alan Tudyk also played Wat Falhurst, Will Thatcher's friend in the movie "A Knight's Tale."