Title: Surprise Rating: NC-17 Synopsis: Mal wakes up with Inara and Simon wakes up to Kaylee’s little – surprise. Timeline: Takes place 4 months after Serenity, the movie and right after the fic ‘ Celebration’.

Notes: Next part of a series beginning with : And So It Begins, Kiss Me, Coming Together, Tell Me, What’s Proper?, Tears ,Peekaboo, Impatient, Waking Up is Hard to Do, The Talk, I See You, Exhaustion,.Moving Day, Celebration, Surprise

Disclaimer: This story is not meant to infringe on the copyright of any person or company related to the trademarked characters and situations depicted in the Serenity movie or Firefly series. I make no money from this. Only done for fun – and a desperate craving to have more stories told about this wonderful ‘verse Joss Whedon created.

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Mal rolled over, groaning as his senses took in the overwhelming feminine scent of the pillow on which, up until a few moments ago, his face had been buried. He opened his eyes and squinted up at the ceiling, soft wisps of material catching the corner of his eye. He sat up suddenly, and then clutched his swimming head. His vision blurred for a moment and he blinked rapidly to clear it.

“Good morning.” Inara said with a smile.

Mal squinted at her and, for a moment longer than it would have been if he weren’t suffering from a hangover, let his eyes travel down the length of her. He swallowed reflexively and rubbed his head. “What the hell happened?”

Inara sat beside him on the bed. “You drank a little too much last night.”

“That much is obvious.”

“You weren’t going to make it down to your bunk so I let you sleep here rather than on a cold grate in the middle of a hallway.”

“How – kind.”

Inara shoved the cup into his hands. “Oh drink this ya big baby. You’re not dying.”

“Feels like someone split my head in two.”

“I’m sure Simon can give you something for the pain.” The amusement in Inara’s voice was evident and Mal scowled at her.

“Right. It’ll take him all mornin’ to pry himself outta lil’ Kaylee’s –“

“Mal!” Inara thought she could hear a jealous undertone in his voice.

“Arms! Was gonna say arms!”

Inara narrowed her eyes. “You’re probably right. Just lay back down. I’m sure there is nothing you will be needed for first thing. River wasn’t drinking last night so –“

“That’s jus ‘cause Simon wouldn’t let her.”

Inara grinned, remembering the sibling’s argument about that very topic. “Well, be that as it may, I left a message letting her know where you were –“

“Oh great.”

Inara stood quickly, jostling the already nauseous man. “If you don’t want my assistance, just say so, Mal. I’ll go fetch Jayne or Zoe to drag your sorry ass back to your bunk.” The annoyance flowed out of her and buffeted him so strongly he swayed.

“No. No.” Mal held out his hand. “It’s fine. They’ll never believe anything happened anyway.”

Inara turned away, muttering, “Not with as drunk as you were last night.”

~*~

Simon woke slowly to a soft, silky material being stretched over his closed eyes. When he reached up to touch it, Kaylee’s hand came down to cover his and her voice whispered hotly against his skin.

“Leave it.” Kaylee kissed just below his ear and grinned when she could feel a small tremor race down his body.

“What is it?” Simon asked sleepily. He felt disoriented, but he attributed that to his eyes being covered and the lingering affects of the alcohol in his system.

“A surprise.” Kaylee said, pushing the sheet away from his body.

Simon trembled as the cool air hit his warm skin but then Kaylee’s hands made him forget all about it as they fluttered across his torso, barely brushing across his nipples before dipping lower. Her warm, hot mouth followed, stopping this time to tug one hard bud into her mouth and then the other. She laved them lovingly for a few moments, biting and licking until his hands slid into her hair.

Simon’s breath hitched in his throat as she timed one little nibble, with her fingers first contact with his already semi-aroused erection. She placed tiny, fluttery kisses down his abdomen, breathing in the intoxicating scent of him as her hands wrapped firmly around his length, and lifted it to her mouth. Her tongue darted out, wet and hot, rough and soft, and licked around the soft head. She delighted in the feel of him hardening further, his body trembling as he fought the rising need to thrust upward.

“Kaylee –“

“Got this for us, sweetie. Just lay there an’ enjoy it.” Kaylee’s voice sounded so far away and he longed to look down at her, to watch her as she took him into her mouth and started to work that talented tongue and lips over and around his rigid length. He couldn’t see what she was doing and it unnerved him. But at the same time his body tensed with excitement, wondering, when her mouth left his skin, where he would feel it next.

He was painfully hard in no time and his hips moved restlessly beneath her, straining to push her hands or mouth, or anything, closer to his burgeoning erection. He groaned when he felt her release him and reached out trembling hands to where he thought she’d be.

When a warm, wet substance slid down the length of his cock, Simon’s hips arched sharply upward, held in place only by her hands flattened against his upper thighs. “God, Kay –“

When her fingers began to slowly, firmly rub the rapidly warming substance along the length of him, he felt the tremor race all the way down his spine and straight into his groin. Whatever it was, it was intensifying the pleasure of her stroking fingers. He panted her name but nothing, ever, came close to the amount of pleasure he felt when she stroked that sensitive ridge with the pad of her thumb. His body tensed as his orgasm built quickly but she removed her fingers, sensing the imminent end, and Simon’s body relaxed and a relieved breath left his mouth in a rush.

Kaylee’s tongue replaced her fingers, but only briefly and then she was back to stroking him, long, sure and firm strokes, the heat spreading out from her touch like the most combustible fire imaginable.

Simon felt a few drops of liquid on his nipples and then her fingers were there, rubbing the rapidly warming stuff against his over sensitive skin. Kaylee bent and kissed him, a brief touching of the lips that left him craving more. She barely touched him, and with his eyes covered, he had no idea where she would touch him next.

“Kaylee – please –“ Simon was one moment from ripping off the blindfold and flattening her beneath him. But he knew she had a reason, a purpose for doing this and he didn’t want to ruin her plans. The desire coursing through his blood ran hotter and hotter with each stroke of her hands and touch of her tongue.

When her mouth returned to his straining erection, he pushed his hands into her hair, tugging gently, insistently, begging for more than just a teasing brush of the lips.

“Want more, sweetie?”

Simon could hear the amusement in her voice and he swallowed thickly. “You. Yes. Now.” Were the only words Simon could push out of his mouth as she continued to firmly stroke him. His body tensed and he could feel her once again drawing him closer and closer, his skin burning, his body trembling, waiting, wondering where her mouth would touch him next.

The bed shifted beneath him and he felt her straddle his hips, positioning herself over him. As she rubbed his cock against her moist nether lips, multiple tremors raced down his body, shaking him to his very core. He was well beyond any coherent speech at this point and when he felt her rub his weeping erection over her clit, he cried out her name as his body tensed. She continued to rub him urgently against her and there was nothing he could do but give in to the release that exploded hot and steady out of him, splashing against her smooth skin.

He didn’t even notice his own release spill over her hands and abdomen. All he felt was the tight wet heat of her enveloping his weeping length as she sank down onto him, throwing another exquisite sensation into the mix as his orgasm ripped through his body and into hers.

Kaylee rode him relentlessly, rising and falling so quickly as he came that she was close the moment he entered her. She grabbed one of his hands and pressed it against her clit, rubbing urgently, letting him feel, even if he couldn’t see, as her own release built and spilled as she rode out the rest of his.

After, they lay tangled in a mess of limbs, panting and sweaty and Kaylee weakly lifted the blindfold from his eyes. If she’d had the energy, she’d have laughed at the dumbfounded expression in his eyes and the amazingly surprised and sated expression on his face.

~*~

River sashayed into the room glancing only once over at Jayne whose head was laying face down on the table, his arms outstretched above it.

Obviously Zoe had not gotten him to his bunk before she just gave up and simply left the big man there to sleep out the rest of the night.

She held back a giggle and went about making breakfast, taking great care to bang around as many pots and pans as she could in the cooking of it.

Jayne grunted and groaned a few times, but otherwise remained unmoving until Zoe walked into the room. Suddenly, he sat straight up, a bit wobbly, and smiled crookedly at her. “Well, hey baby, was it as good for you as it was for me?”

Zoe raised an eyebrow. “I’m sure that comment wasn’t directed at me, three-fingers.”

Jayne gasped, suddenly remembering Zoe’s threat from the previous night. He squinted at his hands, turning them over and sighing with relief to find them all intact.

“I marked the ones I wanted to cut off but River stopped me just in time.” Zoe said casually, nodding to River as she brought over a bowl for the older woman.

Jayne squinted and sure enough there was a thin line of blood around the thumb and index finger of his right hand and his left. He gaped at Zoe. “You’da done it? Maimed me like that?”

“I considered it. And then realized you’d have to be put down after and Mal might have had an issue with that.”

“Wa?”

“You’d’ve been useless, Jayne. Couldn’t hold your guns or –“

“You’d be useless to any woman as well as yourself,” River added with a twisted smile.

Jayne grunted and dropped his head back onto the table, muttering something about women beatin’ on him when he was down.

Zoe glanced at River as she sat down. “So is anyone else going to be joining us?”

“Captain is arguing with Inara –“

Zoe rolled her eyes. “Well that’s nothing new.”

River shrugged “ – and Kaylee just exhausted Simon. Doubtful they will make it out of their bunk before lunch.”

“Amazin’ she ain’t pregnant by now, all the ruttin’ those two do,” came Jayne’s muffled voice.

River frowned. “I know.”

Zoe grinned at the younger girl. “Want to be an aunt, huh?”

River considered for a moment. “No.” But then she smiled excitedly. “If Simon thought I was a brat. Wait until there is a miniature version of him running around the ship. He'll lose his mind.” She clasped her hands with glee. "I can't wait!"

Zoe laughed and shook her head. “God girl. I’m glad you’re not my little sister. You’re just too evil for words.”

River favored Zoe with a creepy, crazy look that wiped the smile off the older woman’s face. “He won’t even see it coming.”

THE END