BLUE SUN ROOM FAN FICTION - HUMOR

KAYLEE86

Out Cold in 24 Hours
Tuesday, March 28, 2006

She's under the influence of cold medication; she needs rest.


CATEGORY: FICTION    TIMES READ: 2681    RATING: 9    SERIES: FIREFLY

Title: OUT COLD IN 24 HOURS…….. Disclaimer: I do not own these characters, no profit is being made, no infringement intended, there’s nothing to arrest me on. Author: Kaylee86 E-mail: gilmoregirls27@hotmail.com or linettekayriver@yahoo.ca

Hey I’ve just having my monthly headache or a migraine and watch some movie with Hugh Jackman and the X men’s movie and of cause The Movie SERENITY and that make me think about Simon, Kaylee, Inara, Mal, Zoë and Wash. But have written some E-mail to my friends in the USA, that is because I live in Denmark. And that is english is my second language. Thank you very much, Andrea Gabrielson for Beta reading on my story Out Cold. __________________________________________________________________________________________________

MAL: She's home.

INARA: She's sick.

ZOË: She'll write.

WASH: She shouldn't. She's under the influence of cold medication; she needs rest.

KAYLEE: Ah'm with Nara. She'll write.

SIMON: I hope not.

(all heads turn)

MAL: You're her favorite, why don't you want her to write?

SIMON: She killed me in the last two fics about Serenity. I need a break.

MAL: She's killed me, too, you know…

INARA: Boys…

SIMON: Once. She killed you once.

MAL: She had some maniac drill into my head, too.

SIMON: Big deal. I've been struck by lightning, bit by a dog, drugged, stabbed, blown up with a grenade rifle, and of course the Reavers,…

ZOË: Boys…

SIMON: …torn apart by Reavers, drowned, shot in the throat five times with darts, had the metal put back, shot in the heart,…

KAYLEE: Shhh, she's sleeping.

SIMON: Did I mention drowning? What? She's asleep? Good. Keep her that way. God knows what she'll write if she's on cold medicine. I'm not sure I can take it.

KAYLEE: She did make it to where Ah can touch you now, you know, and make you shut up for couple of hours, you know.

(silence)

SIMON: (whispering) If you ever were to write a smut fic…

MAL: What's he saying? Is he trying to convince her to kill me off again?

INARA: Relax, you're one of her other favorites.

WASH: Perhaps it would be best if we were to simply let nature take its course and heal her sinus congestion and chest cold. After all, she's sure to come back to us. Her family and the house can't occupy all of her time.

ZOË: She'll write.

SIMON: (still whispering) Remember what I said about the smut fic...

KAYLEE: if she do want to write, I want her to write about us two Simon. __________________________________________________________________________________________________ Plaese Feelback is very welcome..

COMMENTS

Tuesday, March 28, 2006 11:15 PM

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER


ROFL....you know you're tripping out when....;)

Hiliarious work here, kaylee86! Oh...and I think Simon deserves some compensation for all the times he's been dumped on in your fics. Just seems the right thing to do;)

BEB

Wednesday, March 29, 2006 4:29 AM

STARRBABY


he he . .already told ya, but I loved this. great job!

Thursday, March 30, 2006 12:04 PM

WINGEDRAKSHA


cutesy, I like it.

Saturday, June 3, 2006 5:23 AM

BELLONA


aww, hope you feel better soon!!

b


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