The Virtual Series (4?) by Sarahetc

Funny thing, I've kind of lost my partner. I haven't heard from him in a week, but I think it's because he and I got busy with other things. My huge writer's block didn't help. I just got unblocked, but with the weather burying my car in, and me moving this weekend, I can't get to my processor.

What about everyone else?

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Lost Angel

WASH: Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction.
ZOE: We live in a space ship, dear.
WASH: So?

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Tuesday, February 25, 2003 10:53 AM

Hi everyone one. Episode one is done with mabye one more scene being added to the end. I have been in contact with Haken and a couple of the writers just waiting on some more episodes before we start to post. Most likely they will be placed somewhere on this site for download. Will post again with more info tomorrow.

Sorry bout the wait. You can reach me at legal_chaos@yahoo.com if you need to send in a script or just have a question about Season one of VirtualFly.

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Tuesday, February 25, 2003 5:00 PM

GUAILO

That's interesting since I thought LostAngel and I were working on ep1...

Oh well...

I've been utterly swamped at work and still want to write this thing, but if she and I have been cut out of the deal, then that's that. I just wish someone could have let the two of us know....

Mal: “The next time you decide to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face.”

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Wednesday, February 26, 2003 7:53 AM

A mistake made on my part when we started dividing up episodes is indeed the reason that two versions of episode one in your case episodes 1 and 2 where written or are being written. I am sincerely sorry about this and will try my best to make sure that we use both scripts but we may have to change some things in one script or the other because they may appear in both.

These items being Hui. Jayne visiting a prostitute and Inaras shuttle crashing. A s far as I know you used Jubal as your villian. Daniel used Badger.

Again the mistake was all mine and I am sorry.

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Wednesday, February 26, 2003 8:16 AM

I'm glad y'all got that arranged.

When will we get to see them? When will we get hints or something, for those of us writing the later ones?

Guailo, if it makes you feel better, I put you in a story! :)

Sarah

I'm a dying breed who still believes, haunted by American dreams. ---Neko Case

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Wednesday, February 26, 2003 8:31 AM

Sarah:

You already did!

In terms of the when part, give us a minute! We gotta wrestle with some things, iron it out, knock out the dents, and give it a shiny paint job!

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Lost Angel

WASH: Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction.
ZOE: We live in a space ship, dear.
WASH: So?

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Wednesday, February 26, 2003 10:26 AM

Here is the teaser from Daniels version of episode one tentitively titled To Panic.

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Wednesday, February 26, 2003 10:27 AM

VirtualFly Episode #01: To Panic
Writer: Daniel Kurland

TEASER
Scene: Serenity, Wash/Zoe’s Room [Int.], Morning

Camera starts at the door of the room and slowly pans to the floor of the room where we see shirts and pants carelessly lying in a pile. The camera stays there for a few seconds and then slowly pans to the bottom of the bed and moves up so we can see ZOE and WASH under a bed sheet. The two’s conversation has already started.

ZOE
No, I won’t do it.

WASH
Why not, its not that big a deal.

ZOE
You’re asking me to wear my gun holster and gun while we have sex.

WASH
(excited)
And the boots. Without the boots its just –

ZOE
(interrupting)
A naked guy with a bullet wound.

WASH
Kinky, that’s the girl I married.

ZOE
Not one of my proudest moments.

WASH
And what would that proudest moment of yours be?

ZOE
Oh, you really wanna know?

WASH
Yes, and please let it include nakedness and sweatiness.

ZOE
(bluntly)
Besides that.
(proudly)
Probably the time I took down the Ranafal gang in Crossley.

ZOE smiles

ZOE
What’s yours honey?

WASH
(faked pride, staggered as well)
Oh, definitely…when I took care of…business in that bar on…Crossley?

ZOE looks at WASH with a “who are you fooling” sort of look

WASH
Fine, beating KAYLEE at arm wrestling.

ZOE looks at WASH again

WASH
(continuing)
…After five tries.

ZOE
Did you cry over it?

WASH
Noooo.

ZOE
That’s my man.

WASH leans into kiss ZOE. They kiss briefly, ZOE pulls away after a few seconds.

ZOE
RIVER…

WASH
(confused)
Umm, is there something I missed?

ZOE
I was just thinking about RIVER –

WASH
(interrupting)
Dear penthouse…

ZOE
(continuing)
And how she has been acting stranger than usual lately.

WASH
Actually, I have noticed a bit of her insane ramblings to be even
(beat)
well…more insane than usual.

ZOE
(concerned)
I just hope everything’s alright.

WASH
I am sure SIMON has everything under control. He’s a very controlled person. I don’t want you worrying though. I always decided that my wife shouldn’t have to think. Don’t go thinking about things and getting all worried. You’re a warrior not a worrier.

ZOE
(jokingly)
Sometimes wives have to think when their husbands don’t do much of it.

WASH
Sure! I’d love to have sex right now!.

WASH leans onto ZOE again and the two kiss for awhile when a loud beeping is heard causing them to stop and look up.

WASH
Are you a robot? Is that robot noise?

ZOE
You know I’m not a robot.

WASH
(excited)
I thought I did!

ZOE reaches over to the desk near the bed and hands WASH a small hand computer.

ZOE
It’s your computer.

WASH
(defensively)
I know

WASH flips the top of it open and the camera shifts to WASH’S POV and we see only the computer screen. A man’s face takes up the screen. This man is HUI. When WASH talks the camera will shift to a shot of him sitting up on the bed, ZOE off to his left, not incredibly wanted to be seen by this man.

HUI
Hello there WASH. How are things?

WASH
Oh, things are up. Definitely up.

WASH shifts his position underneath the bed sheet.

HUI
Well if you aren’t too busy I have a job you might be interested in taking. Are you?

WASH
(gung-ho)
Just let me put on my pants and I am good to go!

END TEASER

ROLL CREDITS

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Wednesday, February 26, 2003 10:38 AM

Woo! Funny and sexy!

Do they still have Penthouse, I wonder?

Can't wait, can't wait!

And LA, what do I already know/see?

Sarah

I'm a dying breed who still believes, haunted by American dreams. ---Neko Case

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Wednesday, February 26, 2003 12:53 PM

Dumpling: (Told you it was my new nickname for you

)

You already gave Gauilo a part in the Chronicles, a small part, a passing part, ok, you said his name.

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Lost Angel

WASH: Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction.
ZOE: We live in a space ship, dear.
WASH: So?

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Wednesday, February 26, 2003 1:35 PM

MELEE

Great! Loved it! It was funny, sweet, and well written to boot. Well, considering it started off with a Wash and Zoe scene... I'd probably have loved it if were written by an inhebriated mongoose bouncing on a typewriter... not that you're an inhebriated mongoose... unless you are, in which case... well, um, yes...

This is in no way ment to cause any offense directed at the inhebriated mongoose community.

Quote:
Originally posted by Sarahetc:
Do they still have Penthouse, I wonder?

Of course! Forget schoolgirl outfits, now all those men want is those sexy Alliance officers with their fancy "energy weapons" *snigger*

*slaps her mind* Sorry, I can't take it anywhere

What I wanna see is a space macdonalds

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Wednesday, February 26, 2003 1:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by lostangel:
Dumpling: (Told you it was my new nickname for you )

You already gave Gauilo a part in the Chronicles, a small part, a passing part, ok, you said his name.

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Lost Angel

I know. That's what I told him. "I put you in a story." Not I will, but I did.

Put lots of people into the story. Even more people in the coming story.

Don't know how to work Melee in though-- does the Browncoat Army need a mongoose herder?

Sarah

I'm a dying breed who still believes, haunted by American dreams. ---Neko Case

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Wednesday, February 26, 2003 2:43 PM

MELEE

*strokes the mongoose*

Yeeesss Mr. Fluff... Mwaha... MWAha... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *sneeze*

*"Mr. Fluff" seriously considers noble suicide*

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Friday, March 14, 2003 7:46 AM

Hello. I didn't know that you guys were doing a Virtual Season of Firefly, which kind of puts me in a pickle given that I too was going to do a Virtual Season which would be promoted through Phoenix Virtual Television. I am wondering if those of you who are working on this Virtual Season would be willing to combine your efforts with mine. I would provide web space and would also contribue story ideas. Please let me know if you're interested.

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Friday, March 14, 2003 9:24 AM

Tell us more.

Sarah

I'm a dying breed who still believes, haunted by American dreams. ---Neko Case

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Friday, March 14, 2003 9:31 AM

I'm not quite sure what you want to know, so I'll just tell you about what Phoenix Virtual Television is and about some of the plans I had for my season.

For starters, Phoenix Virtual Television is a website which houses original online fanfic television series and continuations of existing television series which were cancelled too soon. Among the series featured on the website are Dark Angel, Earth: Final Conflict, Wolf Lake, Xena: Warrior Princess, Beastmaster, and Quantum Leap. The site also contains a section dedicated to syndicated series, as well as a section dedicated to movies and mini-series. To check out the website of Phoenix Virtual Television, go to this link: http://www.pvtonline.com

I decided to do a Firefly Virtual Season after noticing a challenge posted on the home page of PVT. My plans for the season/series were to have it begin following the events of 'Objects in Space'. Arcs for the rest of the season would involve Adelei Niska and the Men with Blue Hands; stand-alone episodes would include my versions of 'Serenity' and 'Heart of Gold', as well as a Firefly version of the Enterprise episode 'Marauders'. The website I created is hosted by Netfirms.com and includes information taken directly from FOX's Firefly website. To check out my website, go to this link: http://www.firefly-virtual-season.netfirms.com

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Saturday, March 15, 2003 10:39 AM

Hi again. I'm back with an offer that you can either take or refuse. Since you were already pretty much established, I will give you the use of my web space and will offer my services to you as webmaster. Like I said, you can either accept or decline this offer. I look forward to hearing your answer.

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Saturday, March 15, 2003 12:00 PM

Thankee, that's right neighborly of ya!

I think we're all deciding what to do on this one, we're not ignoring you or anything.

Alright writers, sound off, whaddya think?

I'm reserving judgement 'cause Guailo is MIA.

Then again he's been all sorts of busy lately, so I'll cut him some slack.

Anyone else?

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Lost Angel

WASH: Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction.
ZOE: We live in a space ship, dear.
WASH: So?

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Saturday, March 15, 2003 12:00 PM

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Saturday, March 15, 2003 12:04 PM

I eagerly await your decision. BTW, I'm more than willing to help you with the season as a writer if you want me to; the only reason I offered to give you the webspace is because I had been considering doing something else, but can't think of anything else to work on right now.

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Saturday, March 22, 2003 4:09 AM

CHANNAIN

i DO aim to misbehave

just read the teaser and the offer to host, but it looks like the browncoats have gone underground for the moment.

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Saturday, March 22, 2003 6:35 AM

I'll go with the group. Philomel and I are writing some other stuff, but I know I'd love to start writing "Washtastic" when y'all come up with 1-4.

Sarah

I'm a dying breed who still believes, haunted by American dreams. ---Neko Case

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Monday, March 24, 2003 4:05 AM

Dig, I'd love for you to host and help write. Why dont you email me at legal_chaos@yahoo.com and well iron out all the details and ill send you what we have as episode 1.

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Sunday, July 13, 2003 5:48 AM

DANIELKURLAND

Whatever happened to this little project. I am still game for it and hopefully some other people are too. I thought nothing happened with my script (the one that's teaser is on this board) but I am up for starting this thing back up

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Tuesday, October 7, 2003 2:31 PM

TALRIUS

Hey, what's the news with this? I was thinkin' of writing some scripts and I remembered that some browncoats had gotten together to do that very thing. So, y'all sitting in an Alliance prison or what?

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Wednesday, October 8, 2003 9:28 AM