Weird ass character quiz to finish off our increasingly weird ass day... by Jacqui

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Weird ass character quiz to finish off our increasingly weird ass day...

POSTED BY: JACQUI
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Friday, November 11, 2005 6:01 PM

Heee. I thought this was kinda funny when I did it and the results really make you go "huh".

List twelve fictional characters in random order... (do not look at the spoilered questions until you have your list).

1. Miss Parker (The Pretender).
2. River Tam (Firefly).
3. Faith (Buffy/Angel).
4. Frances Malone (Profiler).
5. Kaylee Frye (Firefly).
6. Samantha Waters (Profiler).
7. Rachel Green (Friends).
8. Max (Dark Angel).
9. Jayne Cobb (Firefly).
10. Major John Blackthorne/ Anjin-san (Shogun).
11. Anya (Buffy).
12. Jack of All Trades (Profiler).

Then create your own answers to the following questions...

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1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to?

Sam/Anya? heee. Um, no, no I haven't. And no... no I don't. I can't see it.

2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Meh, kinda. I think she's a lot hotter in Morphiesse's fics than she is on screen.

3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?

Woah!! Evil and sexy!! I would *love* to see that!!

4. Can you read any fics about 9?

Hell yeah, I write them, baybee.

5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Um... you know what? In a strange way, I think they would. Sam would *so* kick ass in decoding all of River's ramblings... and she's got that nurture thing down pat.

6. 5/9 or 5/10? And why?

Kaylee/Jayne or Kaylee/Blackthorne? I'd really have to say Kaylee/Jayne. 'Cause, wow, I write Jaylee and who can resist some Jaylee fluff? And, you know, Blackthorne was in the 1600s and Kaylee is in the 2500s, so there'd have to be time travel issues there. Character wise, I don't think Blackthorne would deal well with Kaylee, not at all.

7. What would happen if 7 walked in on 12 and 2 having sex?

OMG!! That's too funny!!! I mean, poor River for a start. I don't think she's equipped for Jack just yet... but... but... if Rachel walked in on them? That is just... I can't stop giggling.

8. Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.

Wow, this is trippy... probably something along the lines of... Faith gets stuck in this weird time travel thing and ends up in 1600 Japan, her only way back to Sunnydale is to help Blackthorne through all the Samurai. Uh... that's odd. But... you know... Faith and martial arts. Who can argue?

9. Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?

Heee!! If there is I *wanna* see it. Hot, hot, HOT fluff! Miss Parker and Max? Yikes. That's way too intriguing... both characters are kinda dark, but I can see them bringing out the happy fluff side of each other.

10. Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.

Um... Jack/Rachel? Hee hee. Oh, this is too much fun.

"Leather doesn't need a BREAK!".

11. What plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1?

First of all, 'deflower'? Ugh. Secondly... I think it's way too late for that. But let's suspend disbelief for now (Hell, if Faith has gone back a few hundred years to help Blackthorne fight Samurai in the other question, then I think we can accept Miss Parker is chaste and innocent and waiting for Frances... pfft... or at least try to).

Um... Frances can play up on the.... injured child... lost parent...

You know what? I can't do it.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash?

Um... maybe. Let me know if you do, you weirdos.

13. Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het?

Does Faith do het fic? I'm guessing yes, it's read.

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?

I've written Anya, does that count? Not sure if anyone else on my list does.

15. Would anyone on your list write 2/4/5?

Possibly. I'm writing 2/5 (River/Kaylee make me squee) and (time travel permitting) I can't say I'd rule out 4. Even though I've never really written Frances.

16. What might 10 scream out at a moment of great passion?

Um... nothing if he wants to keep his head. Those samurai swords are sharp and Mariko is supposed to be off limits, dammit.

17. If you wrote a song fic about 8, what song would you choose?

Ooooh. Nice one. How about 'Black and White' by Sarah McLachlan? That's nice and edgy/vulnerable, I've had that in my head for Faith, but I think it works for Max too.

18. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be?

You know, this almost happened. I was writing one... 'cause Miss Parker and Jack would KICK ASS together, but I don't remember what happened to it. I guess the standard NC-17 warnings would apply.

19. When was the last time you read a fic about 5?

Are we counting in seconds or minutes? Earlier today, and writing even less.

That was waaaaay too amusing and fun! I'm a tweaked one, I am.

*~*~*
"He's hurting a woman, he really *is* a bad guy... and I wouldn't call him a gentleman."
- Kyle, 9, watching 'Serenity'.

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Tuesday, November 22, 2005 12:28 PM

XANDERLHARRIS

1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to?
Methos/Book; No I haven't but wouldn't that be interesting.

2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Stephanie Plum? Maybe to guys but I think she wears too much make-up.

3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
If Giles got Sam Beckett(Quantum Leap) preggers we would know that Sam was just leaping around(But as who whould be the big question!).

4. Can you read any fics about 9?
Sure Al Calavicci(Quantum Leap) is a good character with a strong back ground to draw upon.

5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Xander and Methos? Sure I see the whole May/ December thing happening here.

6. 5/9 or 5/10? And why?
Anita(Anita Blake novels)/Al Calavicci(QL) or Anita/Jayne....mmm tough I think Anita would kill Jayne but he would be the more likely mate.

7. What would happen if 7 walked in on 12 and 2 having sex?
If Oz walked in on Giles and Xander having sex I think he would just say "Huh" and walk right back out of the room.

8. Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.
Clark/Jayne; *Shudders*

9. Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?
Buffy/Sam Beckett(QL); Sure! Sam could be himself or anyone else for that fact.

10. Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.
Oz/Giles; Taming the Beast

11. What plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1?
Stephanie Plum/Buffy; um drugs...lots of drugs.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash?
Oz; Sure

13. Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het?
Clark; Yep

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
Book; Yes

15. Would anyone on your list write 2/4/5?
Xander/Stephanie Plum/Anita; On a dare maybe

16. What might 10 scream out at a moment of great passion?
Jayne; "Vera!"

17. If you wrote a song fic about 8, what song would you choose?
Sam Beckett (QL); Imagine

18. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be?
Buffy/Methos/Giles; Geez too many to write!!

19. When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
Anita Blake; Yesterday

Ash

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Tuesday, November 22, 2005 2:01 PM

GABRIEL

1. Paul Atreides (Dune)
2. Mal Reynolds (Firefly)
3. Xander Harris (Buffy)
4. Cordelia Chase (Buffy / Angel)
5. Roland Deschain (The Dark Tower series)
6. Clarissa Dalloway (Mrs. Dalloway)
7. Death (the Sandman series)
8. Joyce Summers (Buffy)
9. Orlando (Orlando, by Virginia Woolf)
10. Mercutio (Romeo and Juliet)
11. Prospero (The Tempest)
12. Lionel Essrog (Motherless Brooklyn)

1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to?
Mrs. Dalloway / Prospero.
Never read one, would love to see those worlds collide.

2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Cordelia Chase.
Yes, she is the hotness. Not quite as much as your average cute punk girl, though.

3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
Lionel Essrog / Joyce Summers.
Wow. That would be one screwed up baby.

4. Can you read any fics about 9?
Orlando.
No, just the original. Bit of a virginia woolf theme here tonight.

5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Mal Reynolds / Clarissa Dalloway.
No chance in hell. She’d walk away in a huff. Or he'd call her something bad.

6. 5/9 or 5/10? And why?
Roland Deschain / Orlando / Mercutio.
Well, if the gunslinger leaned that way...nah. He’d have no patience with either of them, one would get in his way on the quest to find the Dark Tower, and end up shot. Politely.

7. What would happen if 7 walked in on 12 and 2 having sex?
Death / Mal Reynolds / Lionel Essrog.
One of them would die, probably of sexually induced apoplexy. And Death would smile cheerfully and be cute.

8. Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.
Xander / Mercutio.
Xander accidentally knocks a spellbook off the shelf, getting lost in a parallel world where Mercutio sweeps him off his feet, and consequently is not able to meet his inevitable demise at the hands of Tybalt. Romeo and Juliet live happily ever after in Mantua. Western culture is dealt a major blow and is rescued from a plague of crappy love songs.

9. Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?
Paul Atreides / Joyce Summers.
No frakkin’ way. Never gonna happen.

10. Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.
Death / Lionel Essrog.
“Life, Death, *(^*&*&^! )(*&)(*&)(&! ()*&&^*&^(&! Choco-*)(*&) and )(*&) Roses”

11. What plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1?
Cordelia Chase / Paul Atreides.
Cordelia would accidentally end up on Arrakis as an infant, get switched with Chani, and the rest, as zey say, is sci-fi history.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash?
Death.
No, but I’m sure there’s somebody out there who’s written some.

13. Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het?
Xander Harris.
Yep. Me, occasionally. As long as Willow is involved.

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
Prospero.
A big no to that one.

15. Would anyone on your list write 2/4/5?
Mal Reynolds / Cordelia Chase / Roland Deschain.
Nobody in their right minds would write that combo. Mal and Roland, on the other hand...well, they are both gunslingers...

16. What might 10 scream out at a moment of great passion?
Mercutio.
“A plague on both your asses!”

17. If you wrote a song fic about 8, what song would you choose?
Joyce Summers.
“Music of the Night.” Might involve her being turned.

18. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be?
Paul Atreides / Clarissa Dalloway / Lionel Essrog.
NC-17, strange, crossover, foul language, proper language, Voice, mind control, violence.

19. When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
Roland Deschain.
Just the Dark Tower series. Still working on book seven, so don’t tell me the end.

___
RIVER: They weren't cows inside. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they see the sky and they remember what they are.
MAL: Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?

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Friday, December 2, 2005 5:43 PM

SHINYTALENT

Ok the list goes-

1. Spike
2. Jayne
3. Kaylee
4. Xander
5. Giles
6. Fox Mulder
7. Rory Gilmore
8. Alley Mcbeal
9. Gambit
10. Capt. Picard
11. Bellana Torres
12. Oz

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1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to?

Umm Bellana and Fox? I guess Mulder would get his alien?

2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Xander's not hot

3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?

I can't see that- Oz and Alley, someone would have to very talented to make it work

4. Can you read any fics about 9?
Yeah I love Willow/Spike fic

5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Ohh hell yeah, they're both hot!

6. 5/9 or 5/10? And why?
Giles and Willow would be so damn creepy- it's out there I just can't read it.
5 and 10 would be funny tho'- I mean GIles and Picard?!?!

7. What would happen if 7 walked in on 12 and 2 having sex?

Poor little Rory walking in on Jayne and Oz- I'd like to be in her shoes *rowr*

8. Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.

Ok Picard gets caught in a space/time loop thingy and winds up meeting Kaylee before she joins Serenity, I don't know why maybe the Borg try to attack her planet??

9. Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?
No, but I'd read it

10. Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.
Rory and Oz?? hmm
"Sometimes quiet is too quiet"

11. What plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1?

What the hell? that's too easy. Xander and Spike in the basement all alone for almost a whole season. I'd read that, wait I do read that...

12. Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash?
No.

13. Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het?

Of course

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?

Not that I know of.

5. Would anyone on your list write 2/4/5?
Umm no, 2/4 I would read but I don't know about 5.

16. What might 10 scream out at a moment of great passion?
Does Picard have a moment of passion?

17. If you wrote a song fic about 8, what song would you choose?
Easy, that Alley theme song- stick to what you know.

18. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be?
Heavy m/m/m slash R rating. Ohh the ideas that I'm getting

19. When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
About a month??

The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems.

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Friday, December 2, 2005 7:17 PM

GUNRUNNER

1 Wedge Antilles (Star Wars)
2 Captain Sisco (Star Trek DS9)
3 Jayne Cobb (Firefly)
4 Jack Ryan (Hunt For Red October, Patriot Games, Sum of all fears etc…)
5 Mara Jade (Star Wars)
6 Captain Kirk (Star Trek)
7 Zoe (Firefly)
8 Corran Horn (Star Wars)
9 Admiral Piett (Star Wars)
10 Kyle Katarn (Star Wars)
11 Major Kira (Star Trek DS9)
12 Badger (Firefly)

There seems to be more questions than characters so I’ll do it on order and go in a loop, even if the character talks about him/her self…

1) When I was stuck on that ice cube Hoth what did you think I did all day? But umm they weren’t mine, I found them in Commander Skywalker’s quarters or maybe it was Janson's... yea they belonged to Janson... hehe
2) I am secure enough in my masculinity to say that, Alec Baldwin, Harrison Ford and Ben Affleck are all attractive men but I’m not that way and married to a beautiful woman.
3) Gorramit! Wouldn’t that be one screwed up piece of Go-se!
4) Yes I’ve always liked Naval Commanders.
5) Ask me if I care?!?
6) Mara Jade and Kyle Katarn since they both have that Ex-Imp thing going.
7) I would be disturbed, but I would go get tell the crew they could use a good laugh.
8) Well let’s see Kyle hires another merc- Jayne Cobb -to take on an Imp base. Jayne hits on Jan, which is kinda awkward for Kyle who does some telekinetic force stuff I don’t have the aptitude for on Jayne. After the ice dulls the pain in Jayne’s crotch they infiltrate the base. Jayne finds a rocket launcher and takes out a bunch of AT-STs while Kyle slices up a bunch of Stormtroopers with his lightsaber. Wow that would be pretty cool, I’m going to go tell Tycho about this!
9) No their Rebel Scum…
10) >Waves Hand< I don’t need to think of a fan fic title…
11) Gahhh you’re sick! Go ask Quark for a suggestion you sicko!!
12) I wouldn’t ask, I don’t mix business and pleasure as they say…
13) Umm sorry to me het means ‘High Energy Turn’, got another question?
14) I’m sure Jake does stuff like that…
15) Sorry but everyone on my ‘list’ is dead…
16) I don’t know, I’m busy, go ask the Chief Watson. CPOs know everything.
17) After I had to go undercover and dance in Jabba’s Palace as a slave girl I gave up the whole musical thing!
18) Well my shirt always seems to be getting ripped and I always get ‘some’ so it would be fairly high…
19) Wash and Jayne are always monopolizing the cortex so I never get to read any fanfics, Wash is always playing flight sims online and Jayne well... anyways I do love a strong female character.

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