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NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE

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UPDATED: Sunday, January 16, 2005 11:52
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Thursday, January 13, 2005 9:46 AM

MONTANAGIRL


I love the Pythons! Thanks for getting back to me. (Palin is my favorite.)

And just so you're not confused anymore, the Green Bay Packers are a football team.

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

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Thursday, January 13, 2005 10:03 AM

CONNORFLYNN


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Originally posted by rue:
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Real chips are thick cut and fried in animal fat.

And served with vinegar, right? Not ketchup, catsup, ketsup ....



ROFLMAO..I just snarfed a whole can of Pepsi over that..too funny

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Thursday, January 13, 2005 10:09 AM

CONNORFLYNN


Quote:

Originally posted by MacBaker:
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Originally posted by SigmaNunki:
This last post just tells me how uninformed you are about matters outside your own boarders. Keep them coming, your just proving my point more and more with each post.

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"Canada being mad at you is like Mr. Rogers throwing a brick through your window." -Jon Stewart, The Daily Show



As do yours! With your level of self importance, someone might end up building a statue to you! Not here mind you, but there has to be gulible enough people in some crappy town that would think everything you say is gold!

I'd given some thought to movin' off the edge -- not an ideal location -- thinkin' a place in the middle.



Speaking of statues hehehe.. How's about a rousing Rendition of "The Hero of Canton" done in Pythonesque without foregoing the blessed mention of Spam..every other word.

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Sunday, January 16, 2005 11:52 AM

STEWIE


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Originally posted by wildbill:
So, the sorry little nation we saved 50 years ago wants things their way. Looks like I'm moving to Utah.

Oh you mean that war that was 60 years ago?? Please .... there is a thing called a grip..get one. If you can't even get the decade right you should'nt even think you have any historical grasp of what happened...that war turned up LATE to out of the goodness of your hearts...yeah right... check the news, Brits have been requested to help you out of hotspots in Iraq numerous times during this war, At least britian was in the war in Iraq with you guys from the start and did'nt turn up near the end because our country was under attack..... so debt (if there was any) well and truely repaid..

A few points:
1 - We could pronounce aluminium the way that it's spelled - except that it sounds stupid as all hell.
(who cares its a joke, don't get nationalistic)

2 - Sorry to be the one to break the news but when most people in the world refer to English they mean "US English". You're empire has been over for some time now and all you've got is the gloomy little island that you started with.

(wrong again, we still own australia and canada, though we are by no means imperial any more we still are the soverign for many areas... bermuda is ours too and the british virgin islands etc.. the american empire consisted of what exactly???))
3 - Easy for me, Australian accents sound kinda cool - English accents sound oppositewise.(now yer just rude)
4 - Who cares? All British sitcoms are lame - even Red Dwarf. (again thats subjective)
5 - I'll stick with the Sex Pistol's rendition.(but the sex pistols are british too...how dare you listen to them when you hate brits :p)
6 - Notice that that "proper football" and rugby are both played by men in shorts. I'll stay clear. (yeah because real mean don't need armour for sports)
7 - You can't have my guns but I'll be happy to give you all the bullets you can stand. You limeys tried to take 'em once - didn't work out so well did it? (now this is where you eat humble pie... 1812 mean anything to you???.. you know when you decided to fight us a second time?? and um... surrendered?... yeah little untaught in american schools that fact)
9 - At least we built good cars at one time. By the way, Japanese cars beat the hell out of the German machines.
12 - At least we have sense enough to drink beer cold. (you don't know what beer is... you drink something called larger and call it beer.... we have american "beers" here too but we know they are just watered down largers)
14 - See "7" above. (whoop whoop yeha, slow golf clap)



I'm sorry if anyone is offended, but this retort is given in good faith.. Those that were offended by the original joke.. Keep your guns and you high crime statistics... really I don't care if ya'll kill each other...

Btw we celebrate July 4th too... cept we call it thanksgiving


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