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Biden goes full Ron Burgundy, accidentally reads teleprompter cues

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UPDATED: Monday, May 19, 2025 03:41
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Thursday, December 10, 2020 8:15 PM

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Originally posted by JEWELSTAITEFAN:
Did you catch any of the ones where Joe explains that he won't be in the job for long? Apparently there are many, but I have not heard an actuality clip yet.
He even says he is not kidding, he won't be there long.

I would have thought they would keep him in the role for about 2 years ad a week, so that Kammie-la would have 10 years in the job.

But maybe they have other ideas.

I've heard about it, but I haven't actually seen that one either.

Since Biden* says stupid shit everyday, I don't doubt he said it, but without any firm proof I don't go spreading that around myself.

What have you done today to earn your place in this crowded world? :)

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Thursday, March 24, 2022 8:20 PM

JAYNEZTOWN

NATO summit: Biden says Russian invasion of Ukraine has united NATO, others
https://www.fox13memphis.com/news/trending/nato-other-summits-held-rus
sian-invasion-ukraine-reaches-1-month-mark/VKIODHJDSZFK3CGN7D2HHKAPAU/

Joe Biden slammed after confusing Kamala Harris with his wife Jill in embarrassing gaffe
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/17967107/joe-biden-confuse-kamala-harris
-jill-biden-gaffe/

Anti-war protester in studio disrupts live Russian state TV news
https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/anti-war-protester-interrupts-mai
n-russian-news-show-2022-03-14/

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Thursday, March 24, 2022 8:24 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

I liked the time when Joe* introduced the audience to his wife who was actually his sister, and then still didn't figure it out by the time he introduced them to his sister who was actually his wife.

That was before he got 80 Million* votes.

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Me: "Remember Covid?"

Useless Idiots: "What's Covid, durr? Russia, Ukraine, Putin, NATO *drool*. DURRRR!!!!"

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Friday, June 3, 2022 6:23 AM

JAYNEZTOWN

Elon Musk blasts Joe Biden, says he has failed to get much done

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/05/17/elon-musk-blasts-joe-biden-compares-hi
m-to-anchorman.html

Conservatives Lash Out at Biden, Call for Impeachment Over Gun Speech

https://www.newsweek.com/conservatives-lash-out-biden-call-impeachment
-over-gun-speech-1712555

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Tuesday, August 9, 2022 3:24 PM

JAYNEZTOWN

So maybe Biden didnt order the raid

then who else is in control???

https://twitter.com/SteveGuest/status/1557011318175047680

Joe Biden Shakes Hands with Schumer Then Forgets He Shook Hands with Schumer Seconds Later

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Thursday, September 22, 2022 2:00 PM

JAYNEZTOWN

He got Lost on the Stage?

https://twitter.com/realDailyWire/status/1572698287974776832

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Tuesday, September 27, 2022 7:43 PM

JAYNEZTOWN

as bad as it is maybe Kamala and Pelosi would be worse

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Tuesday, September 27, 2022 8:13 PM

SIGNYM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.

A funny skit occurred to me.

Biden* is reading the teleprompter literally, as he some times does and ..

"... And God bless America.
End of speech.
Leave the podium.

Stop reading now, Joe.

Stop reading now!
STOP.
STOP!..."

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If we did not MAKE someone poor - William Blake

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Saturday, March 25, 2023 8:47 AM

JAYNEZTOWN

Biden: "Today, I applaud China for stepping up. Excuse me, Canada."

https://twitter.com/greg_price11/status/1639346400608542734

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Saturday, March 25, 2023 10:14 AM

6IXSTRINGJACK

Quote:
Originally posted by JAYNEZTOWN:
Biden: "Today, I applaud China for stepping up. Excuse me, Canada."

https://twitter.com/greg_price11/status/1639346400608542734

To be fair to Joe*, there isn't much difference between the two with Trudeau in charge.

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Growing up in a Republic was nice... Shame we couldn't keep it.

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Sunday, June 18, 2023 5:33 PM

JAYNEZTOWN

The US president was speaking at a gun control event in Connecticut when he ended his speech with 'God save the Queen, man'.

https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1669841532700983299

Quote:
Originally posted by 6IXSTRINGJACK:

there isn't much difference between the two with Trudeau in charge.

I would kind of disagree here, not a China fan but they lack freedoms but have a 'Strong Leader'
while Trudeau is an open border weirdo...everything he does just blows and an ideas vanish, like a gay man farting in the wind

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Sunday, June 18, 2023 8:56 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

Yeah. That was awesome.

Is his brain just completely rotten now or are people having fun at his expense with the teleprompter?

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Growing up in a Republic was nice... Shame we couldn't keep it.

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Thursday, June 29, 2023 3:57 AM

JAYNEZTOWN

‘Putin is losing the war in Iraq’, says Biden in latest gaffe

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2023/06/28/joe-biden-mistakes-u
kraine-iraq-russia-vladimir-putin/

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Thursday, June 29, 2023 4:03 AM

JAYNEZTOWN

Biden accidentally says "consecrated" instead of "concentrated"

https://twitter.com/greg_price11/status/1674107687359873043

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Thursday, June 29, 2023 10:30 AM

6IXSTRINGJACK

Fuckin' meat puppet.

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How you do anything is how you do everything.

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Friday, June 30, 2023 12:18 PM

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Did you heard about, see the Nicole Wallace gushing interview, where he walks out of the interview at the end, while cameras are still rolling, and she tries to cover for him?

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Friday, June 30, 2023 10:04 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

I did not.

I bet he heard an ice cream truck and his MK Ultra programming kicked in.

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How you do anything is how you do everything.

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Wednesday, July 12, 2023 11:22 AM

JAYNEZTOWN

‘Putin’ Your Foot in it! Biden Stumbles Over His Words as He Calls Zelensky ‘Vladimir’ at NATO

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2023/07/12/putin-your-foot-in-it-bide
n-stumbles-over-his-words-as-he-calls-zelensky-vladimir-at-nato/

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Monday, August 7, 2023 1:21 PM

JAYNEZTOWN

Biden falsely claims ‘we ended cancer’?

Joe Biden claims his administration 'ended cancer' in latest babbling speech

https://www.express.co.uk/news/us/1795232/joe-biden-gaffe-ended-cancer

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Wednesday, August 9, 2023 8:46 PM

JEWELSTAITEFAN

CGI'd Biden AI Bot scheduled for an in-person sit down interview.

With who? The Weather Channel.

Will be taped, not broadcast live.

aired at 6am.

Best possible outburst? WHETHER Hunter is going to give him his damn money!

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Wednesday, August 9, 2023 8:54 PM

JAYNEZTOWN

real?

Biden brushes BUG off meteorologist's chest

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Wednesday, August 9, 2023 9:25 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

Quote:
Originally posted by JAYNEZTOWN:
Biden falsely claims ‘we ended cancer’?

Joe Biden claims his administration 'ended cancer' in latest babbling speech

https://www.express.co.uk/news/us/1795232/joe-biden-gaffe-ended-cancer

No less a fantastical lie than anything else the Biden* administration has claimed it's accomplished in the last 2.5 years.

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How you do anything is how you do everything.

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Thursday, August 10, 2023 8:33 AM

JAYNEZTOWN

‘I hibernated’: Biden makes apparent joke while discussing wind power

https://nypost.com/2023/08/09/i-hibernated-biden-tells-new-mexico-audi
ence/

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Saturday, August 19, 2023 3:19 PM

JAYNEZTOWN

Biden is the oldest president in U.S. history,

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Sunday, August 20, 2023 12:28 AM

6IXSTRINGJACK

Biden* was a fuckin' moron before he went senile.

Obama couldn't stand the dude.

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How you do anything is how you do everything.

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Saturday, September 2, 2023 12:11 PM

JAYNEZTOWN

Biden says that McConnell's recent freeze up is 'part of his recovery'

https://gettr.com/post/p2po6lt784d

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Sunday, September 10, 2023 6:17 PM

JAYNEZTOWN

Sleepy Joe strikes in Vietnam:
https://gettr.com/post/p2q9vy28213
"I tell you what, I'm going to bed!"

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Monday, September 11, 2023 8:15 PM

JEWELSTAITEFAN

I've heard audio clips from today.

Cringe On Pee-Air interrupted Lord Darth Obiden, cutting him off in mid-ramble, and called an end to the press conference.

Even avoiding Contiguous America on 9/11 by visiting Vietnam and Alaska couldn't salvage him.

But they celebrated 9/11 by granting billions to Iran, releasing Terrorist prisoners, and other goodies.

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Tuesday, September 12, 2023 12:13 AM

6IXSTRINGJACK

Quote:
Originally posted by JEWELSTAITEFAN:
I've heard audio clips from today.

Cringe On Pee-Air interrupted Lord Darth Obiden, cutting him off in mid-ramble, and called an end to the press conference.

Even avoiding Contiguous America on 9/11 by visiting Vietnam and Alaska couldn't salvage him.

But they celebrated 9/11 by granting billions to Iran, releasing Terrorist prisoners, and other goodies.

They can't keep telling the lie that what happened on January 6th when the FBI among the crowd opened the doors for everyone else, resulting in only a single death of a person in that crowd is worse than 9/11 unless they memory hole the entire tragedy now can they?

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How you do anything is how you do everything.

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Tuesday, June 11, 2024 3:19 AM

JAYNEZTOWN

If they plan to switch out Biden in August then who comes in, a Hillary? or will they just do that AI Robot

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Saturday, June 15, 2024 10:41 AM

JAYNEZTOWN

WFB

smells hair, gets lost in field

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Monday, June 24, 2024 12:35 PM

JAYNEZTOWN

Washington Free Beacon

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Saturday, October 5, 2024 5:46 AM

JAYNEZTOWN

Kamala Harris has no clue what to say after her teleprompter appears to stop working, keeps repeating herself.

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1842333833863291392

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Sunday, May 18, 2025 5:41 PM

JAYNEZTOWN

So he was dying of cancer?

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Sunday, May 18, 2025 7:18 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

Quote:
Originally posted by JAYNEZTOWN:
Kamala Harris has no clue what to say after her teleprompter appears to stop working, keeps repeating herself.

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1842333833863291392

Can't think quick on your feet when you're drunk by noon every day.

Ask me how I know.

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"I don't find this stuff amusing anymore." ~Paul Simon

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Monday, May 19, 2025 3:32 AM

SIGNYM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.

Quote:
Originally posted by JAYNEZTOWN:
So he was dying of cancer?

Between his [apparent] Parkinson's and [apparent] dementia and [announced] prostate cancer, what he actually dies of is a race to the ...ahh ... finish.

But, yanno, they hid his cognitive impairment for four years, so I don't know if I believe the announcement either. Maybe it's just a play for sympathy. Yanno, stop beating up on the old guy, he's got cancer.

BTW, he MAY have prostate cancer, but prostate cancer doesn't cause the symptoms we were seeing.

Just sayin'

- "Doc Simon"

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"It may be dangerous to be America's enemy, but to be America's friend is fatal."- Henry Kissinger

AMERICANS SUPPORT AMERICA

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Monday, May 19, 2025 3:41 AM

6IXSTRINGJACK

Unless you are dying of prostate cancer, you're not dying of prostate cancer.

At Joe's age, if he just found out this week that he has prostate cancer with how much a President of the US at his age would have had medical screenings, this is meaningless. He will not die of prostate cancer. He won't even get sick from prostate cancer at any point before he dies of something else at his age.

Now... it could be that he's been living with it for 30 years and the reason that they're announcing it is because it just finally went south. If that is the case, that could be the thing that does it.

From what has been explained to me, prostate cancer is like a time bomb. One that for most people diagnosed with it will never live long enough for it to ever go off. And the surgery to remove it comes with so many risks, it's a good thing too.

At the end of the day, Fuck Joe Biden*.

But at the same time I feel sorry for the dude and how his family let him spend the last 5 or 6 years of his life. That ain't something I'd wish on anybody. And that goes double if the brain damage was real and wasn't all just part of the act too.

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"I don't find this stuff amusing anymore." ~Paul Simon

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