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POSTED BY: SIGNYM
UPDATED: Thursday, May 25, 2023 00:56
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Wednesday, May 24, 2023 5:29 PM

SIGNYM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.


A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.

Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk.
He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I have to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."

The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first and then I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that
the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"

Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone.
"May I have your attention, please?", she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal.
"We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14".

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically,
the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, "..........!"

Without missing a beat, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir, you'll have to get in line for that, too."

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Wednesday, May 24, 2023 6:45 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by SIGNYM:
A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.

Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk.
He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I have to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."

The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first and then I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that
the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"

Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone.
"May I have your attention, please?", she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal.
"We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14".

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically,
the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, "..........!"

Without missing a beat, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir, you'll have to get in line for that, too."



It was likely Alec Baldwin

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Wednesday, May 24, 2023 8:09 PM

SIGNYM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.


Hahaha! So true!

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"It may be dangerous to be America's enemy, but to be America's friend is fatal." - Henry Kissinger


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Wednesday, May 24, 2023 11:18 PM

BRENDA




Thanks for the laugh out loud moment.

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Thursday, May 25, 2023 12:56 AM

SIGNYM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.


I was laughing so hard I could barely read it out loud to the family.

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"It may be dangerous to be America's enemy, but to be America's friend is fatal." - Henry Kissinger


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