None of it's true, relax, everything's okay. by chrisisall

Quote:
Originally posted by SergeantX:
Orwell's "1984" is being made into a movie by Disney.

This is hyperbole. You always refuse to back up your statements with facts! You didn't even say who the 'director' was going to be. This is no discussion! Besides, I know everyone at Disney personally, and they would never do such a thing!
You're merely being inflamatory, for it's own sake.

P.S., if you're not using your civil rights, can I have 'em? I seem to be a little short this week...

The Anti-matter Chrisisall

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Saturday, May 21, 2005 6:31 AM

FINN MAC CUMHAL

The effect of eliminating or curtailing the 2nd Amendment will be to make us a safer country, because if we make guns illegal criminals obviously will obey gun laws and no government would ever attempt to abuse their power to the extent that the population should need to defend themselves. And the 2nd Amendment is really not Constitutional because the founding fathers didn’t mean for it to be applied today.

Social security is fine. It will never go bankrupt and the social security taxes aren’t being used as a slosh fund for anything the government decides they want to finance.

Socialist governments never oppress the people.

Unborn babies are just pointless meat sacks that should be killed at the convenience of women.

9/ll either didn’t actually happen or if it did, it was the fault of Jews and George Bush.

Saddam Hussein was really quite kind and fuzzy. China would love us if we would just sell them our military secrets. Islamic fanatics hate the US because of George Bush, or failing that, because Americans are evil capitalist pigs. The argument that Islamic terrorism against the US and other Western countries existing long before Bush and actually getting out of control during the Clinton Administration is irrelevant because it doesn’t involve hating Bush.

There is no such thing as terrorism. That’s just something created by the Bush Administration to scare children.

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Qui desiderat pacem praeparet bellum.

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Saturday, May 21, 2005 6:53 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Finn mac Cumhal:
9/ll either didn’t actually happen or if it did, it was the fault of Jews and George Bush.

Now wait one minute! The Jews had nothing to do with 911.
They were responsible for that left wing piece of crap movie Passion Of Christ! WTF does that even mean 'Passion'? He got beaten and killed, not laid!
For Buddah's sake, everyone's a Gorram idiot or sumpin'.

Incendiary Chrisisall

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Saturday, May 21, 2005 7:15 AM

FINN MAC CUMHAL

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Now wait one minute! The Jews had nothing to do with 911.
They were responsible for that left wing piece of crap movie Passion Of Christ!

I’ve not actually heard that one that before.

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Qui desiderat pacem praeparet bellum.

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Saturday, May 21, 2005 8:12 AM

HERO

Hmmm...

He did not have sex with that woman.
Democrats care about the poor.
Illegal immigration is not a problem.
Robert Byrd is the conscience of the Senate.
AlGORE won the 2000 election.
Big government is a good for America.
The UN is the most honost and moral organization on the planet.
Fox had a good reason for cancelling Firefly and is run by people who know what America wants to watch on TV.
The photos of Saddam are very flattering and may be his own efforts to launch a new reality series co-starring with Paris Hilton in next seasons 'The Simple Life: Despots and Divas' on Fox.

Hey, this is fun. I could do this all day.

H

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Saturday, May 21, 2005 8:39 AM

GEEZER

Keep the Shiny side up

There is no good reason to own a big SUV. I could tow my 5000 lb racecar trailer or carry a dozen 6x6 landscape timbers with a Prius (or maybe a bicycle) if I really believed.

Despite the fact that new cars in America produce 1% of the pollution that cars did 35 years ago, and that the US has stricter auto pollution standards than Europe, they're killing us all with their noxious fumes.

Public transportation can meet everyone's transportation needs - if we just all move to an urban environment and businesses all relocate to within walking distance.

The Left Wing never lies, or even exaggerates. You should believe everything they say, because they know what's best for you (much better than you do yourself).

People in Europe also know, better than we do, what's best for us.

Guns are evil. They will jump up all by themselves and shoot people.

Small, family-run organic farms can feed the entire population with no increase in cost.

We don't need nasty nuclear power, but we should probably get rid of those polluting coal, gas, and oil-fired plants too, and hydroelectric floods all that nature...anyone got a low emissions candle?

"Keep the Shiny side up"

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Saturday, May 21, 2005 11:40 AM

SERGEANTX

People care more about truth and understanding than taking sides.

SergeantX

"Dream a little dream or you can live a little dream. I'd rather live it, cause dreamers always chase but never get it." Aesop Rock

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Saturday, May 21, 2005 4:41 PM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.

Chris- absolutely!

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Saturday, May 21, 2005 8:07 PM

CANTTAKESKY

The benefits of vaccines outweigh their risks.
The chances of suffering a serious adverse reaction is one in a million--no, wait, one in a billion!
Anyone who says differently is a paranoid liar.
Don't listen to them because doctors and pharmaceutical companies LOVE you and always have YOUR best interest at heart. Never doubt or question what they tell you to inject into your baby.
Really, if it's published in the New England Journal of Medicine or the Journal of the American Medical Association, you can trust it to be the God-honest truth.

Can't Take My Gorram Sky

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Sunday, May 22, 2005 5:12 AM

I am never wrong in my views, and I don't believe what I believe because the alternative is that I was wrong for years and that would be scary.
I know everything and have nothing to learn from those with opposing viewpoints.
There is no such thing as an objective fact when listening to an opposing argument.
Hero and Finn can't be funny.

Ya think Chrisisall

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Sunday, May 22, 2005 5:20 AM

Doctors know you better than you know yourself.
The FDA is only lookin' out for your best interests.
Mankind died out in it's first million years due to lack of vaccines and anti-depressents.
Western medicine has the only true answers.
Jayne is my anger management therapist.

Gimme drugs Chrisisall

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Sunday, May 22, 2005 5:22 AM

Geezer can get with a program, and be funny (except for the gun thing).

Chrisisall

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Sunday, May 22, 2005 6:31 AM

CANTTAKESKY

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Geezer can get with a program, and be funny (except for the gun thing).

Oh cmon. How can a browncoat not like guns?

Can't Take My Gorram Sky

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Sunday, May 22, 2005 8:30 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by canttakesky:
Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Geezer can get with a program, and be funny (except for the gun thing).
Oh cmon. How can a browncoat not like guns?

Can't Take My Gorram Sky

[psst, canttakesky, that means Geezer isn't funny, except for the gun thing- it was funny!]

Like my guns jus' fine Chrisisall

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Sunday, May 22, 2005 10:43 AM

CANTTAKESKY

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:[psst, canttakesky, that means Geezer isn't funny, except for the gun thing- it was funny!]

Ahhhh, duh. Yes, of course. I thought the guns one was the funniest too, myself. Could make a tshirt out of it. If I make a killing selling it, do I have to give Geezer royalties? :)

Can't Take My Gorram Sky

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Sunday, May 22, 2005 11:13 AM

Not if you're fast on the draw.

Sentient firearms? Chrisisall

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Sunday, May 22, 2005 1:17 PM

GEEZER

Keep the Shiny side up

Quote:
Originally posted by canttakesky:
Ahhhh, duh. Yes, of course. I thought the guns one was the funniest too, myself. Could make a tshirt out of it. If I make a killing selling it, do I have to give Geezer royalties? :)

I hereby cede all rights. Have a ball.

"Keep the Shiny side up"

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Tuesday, May 24, 2005 3:42 PM

JASONZZZ

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=passion

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Quote:
Originally posted by Finn mac Cumhal:
9/ll either didn’t actually happen or if it did, it was the fault of Jews and George Bush.

Now wait one minute! The Jews had nothing to do with 911.
They were responsible for that left wing piece of crap movie Passion Of Christ! WTF does that even mean 'Passion'? He got beaten and killed, not laid!
For Buddah's sake, everyone's a Gorram idiot or sumpin'.

Incendiary Chrisisall

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Haken needs a new development system. Donate.
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=5&t=3283

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Tuesday, May 24, 2005 6:26 PM

GINOBIFFARONI

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Tuesday, May 24, 2005 7:53 PM

The following is from another forum.

Quote:
Originally posted by RMS REDUX:
Micheal moore is not a reliable source of information, have you ever heard of propaganda?

I just wanted to point out something: according to the Bush administration Fahrenheit 9-11 was completely correct with every single thing presented with one minor exception. That means that it, though not necessarily it’s creator, was a reliable source of information.

Now I do not claim to be an expert on Michael Moore, but I do believe that when his propagandistic rivals say he is honest he is honest. The Bush administration has said he is honest, the fact that they did not say it on the front page on a high traffic day is perhaps a sign of their opinion of the need to recognize the truth.

The fact is that when someone presents entirely factual information to the public I think they are a reliable source of information. When someone makes a single mistake I still consider that person fairly reliable.

I do not claim that the man is a reliable unbiased source, but none of his adversaries have pointed to a single situation in which a RELIABLE source says he intentionally told or presented a mistruth.

On the other hand I can point to situations where those people that run our country, the President and Vice President for example, have been shown to have done this many times, the source was the United States Congress.

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I trust the Congress unless I have strong evidence not to as it is a bipartisan organization with no clear ulterior motive, therefore I must believe that the leaders of this country have intentionally mislead the American people many times.

The alternative is to believe that the US Government is incredibly corrupt.

In a democracy such as the US the elected leaders are held to a higher standard, not a lower one.

The American people have spoken, President Bush and Vice President Cheney were not in the wrong.

If they were doing something as morally deplorable as you imply the Republican Party would never have nominated them, incumbency or not. I refuse to believe that so many of the republicans of this nation are corrupt, regardless of what you may claim RMS.

Even if they are, why would a majority of Americans who cared enough to vote elect someone who had betrayed them? They wouldn’t.

The President and the Vice President were not wrong when they deliberately misled us for their own purposes. If they had been, and still got reelected, then democracy would have been proven a failure.

If deliberately misleading the American people is acceptable even under the higher standard we hold our leaders to making an error or two in an otherwise completely factual presentation is acceptable.

Michael Moore could not have been in the wrong, because if he were it would mean that the President was, the Vice President was, and the majority of voting Americans were as well.

I refuse to believe that our country has come to that.

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Tuesday, May 24, 2005 8:09 PM

On a serious note,

Yeah I know:
“Heretic! Heretic! Burn the witch!”
But bear with me before all of the punishment for not getting with the program.

I’ll start again.

On a serious note:

Quote:
Originally posted by Geezer:
Small, family-run organic farms can feed the entire population with no increase in cost.

What is up with the damn organic farm thing? Everyone seems to want organically grown food, what inorganic way is there to grow food?

If everyone eats and drinks only organically grown and harvested stuff why can’t I market hemlock as the latest heath drink, “Drink the stuff of geniuses. When Socrates first tasted it he knew he wouldn’t drink anything else till the day he died. Just one time and you’ll soon be free of all illness,”?

Ok, so maybe that didn’t come out totally serious, in which case I won’t be burned at the stake, but I do want to know:

What exactly is an inorganic vegetable?

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Sorry it’s slightly off topic.

Yeah, I know,
“Heretic! Heretic! Burn the witch!”

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 4:00 AM

christhecynic is not funny, and I am not wiping tears from my eyes from laughing too much!

Jus' got sumpin stuck in my eye is all Chrisisall

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 4:06 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by GinoBiffaroni:

[come on, lighten up, dude, this is all in fun. Tell ya what, make fun of Buddah to get me back? It's okay, really.

]

Chrisisall

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 4:18 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Jasonzzz:

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=passion

[thanks for the reference,Jasonzzz, but I was only playin' stupid, at least, I think I was playin'...]

Stoopid Chrisisall

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 5:45 AM

XENOCIDE

OOOOH! My turn!

Our elected representatives really do care about our best interest.

Our tax dollars only go to fund moral actions and have never gone to terrorists, mass murderers and dictators. (and so of course they can't go towards stem cell research cause that would be wrong)

A strong military will protect us from tyranny.

Conservative judges are never activist or revisionist.

Liberal judges are never activist or revisionist.

The drug war can be won, and is worth prosecuting.

The drug war doesn't make selling drugs more profitable to criminals.

Police, and FBI agents never abuse their power. So giving them more power can never be wrong.

Hobbes was wrong people are good, but that means he was right in investing power in the sovereign, cause the sovereign is good to!

Oh, and furthermore, I don't hate my job and my cubicle. I am well compensated for the years of my life I am totally wasting!

This game is not depressing at all.

-Eli

If voting mattered, they'd make it illegal.
www.civil-unrest.com

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 5:48 AM

XENOCIDE

Quote:
Originally posted by Jasonzzz:

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=passion

Oh and that movie entirely captured what christ was about: love, compassion for your fellow man, peace, hope, human unity....wait a minute...

-Eli

If voting mattered, they'd make it illegal.
www.civil-unrest.com

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 9:48 AM

Religion has never been used as a reason to kill people, merely as a tool to get them to believe the right thing or send them to a better place.
There really is a 'them', after all if they ain't us, they're them, and them is bad, not at all like us, who never do bad stuff, we only make understandable mistakes.
Dark Angel was just a silly show that had nothing to say about where we might be going...America as an Ex-superpower neo third world country, IMPOSSIBLE! We will rule economically forever!

Yeah, and Chrisisall can go weeks without working Dark Angel in somewhere Chrisisall

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 1:17 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Rush Limbaugh is an unbiased accurate source of information.

Mr. Gannon was just trying to go straight.

Democratic fillibusters are just a waste of breath.

Republicans never blocked a presidential appointment.

Condoms don't prevent venereal disease.

Sen. Joe Biden isn't a phony or a plagarist.

Dick Cheney comes off as a sweet old man.

George Bush shouldn't be insulted that he wasn't alerted of a possible attack on Washington.

Separation of Church and State is an overrated antiquated concept.

Tom Delay is an honest man.

Joe Lieberman is a staunch democrat.

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 3:06 PM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.

My turn!

A gun in hand can solve all problems- even late trash pickup.

The theory of evolution is just a theory, unless you're talking about Social Darwinism when it becomes an operating principle.

Religion brings us all together in peace.

Gays are despicable because they're promiscuous and lack comittment, except when they want to get married in which case they are despicable.

Exit polls are accurate only in the Ukraine.

Freedom is on the march, military-style.

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 3:18 PM

I have a vote and I'm not afraid to use it!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ouch ouch HA HA HA HA HA OUCH HA HA HA HA ......

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 3:21 PM

I have a vote and I'm not afraid to use it!

Quote:
Freedom is on the march, military-style.

For all you Bush supporters, this is YOUR bumper sticker !

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 3:26 PM

Entertainment companies of all sorts -from print to prime time to video games- know exactly what the people want and will never settle for giving them anything less than perfection.

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When God handed the bible down to men he didn’t really mean any of the parts about giving your money to the poor, judging not, not casting the first stone, or any that crap.

The important part is where it says gays are evil and marriage is between a man and as many women as he wants.

Except for the marriage bit.

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Survivor is the best show of all time.

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Ours is a truly representative democracy; our country really is made entirely of rich people.

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 3:32 PM

STAGGERLY

Quote:

Gays are despicable because they're promiscuous and lack comittment, except when they want to get married in which case they are despicable.

You're missing the point: sexual activity sky-rockets after marriage.

I hope politicians keep pandering to the NRA and their ideal America becomes a reality so I can re-enact The Wild Bunch in my front yard one day. Peeoo peeoo!

(Honestly, why check airline passengers for weapons? Follow NRA logic and ARM them with guns as they get onboard! They'd act as deterrents to terrorists and we'd all be safer for it!)

"Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it." - Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 4:20 PM

GINOBIFFARONI

Didn't mean anything by it...

just wanted to know if I could use Emoticons from another site. Seemed to fit into your firearms conversation...

Buddah was a chubby short haired guy...

hey, so am I

" Looking for a place to happen
Making stops along the way "

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 4:41 PM

I have a vote and I'm not afraid to use it!

And now, words from the downbeat negotiator:

If I close my eyes, it will all go away.

All you have to do is believe.

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 5:43 PM

CLAUDIUS

Hold on there a second.....
This was a joke right?

right?

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Wash: Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction.
Zoe: We live in a space ship, dear.
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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 6:59 PM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.

Staggerly

Quote:
sexual activity sky-rockets after marriage.

OOOH YEAH!! I like the planet you're on!

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 7:28 PM

STAGGERLY

Aren't we playing the backwards game? So you DON'T like the planet I'm on? Well, nuts to you! Go to Mars with all the Commie Martians if you don't like it!

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"Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it." - Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 9:18 PM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.

OK OK!!

I DON'T like the planet you're on!!!

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Thursday, May 26, 2005 4:15 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Claudius:
Hold on there a second.....
This was a joke right?

right?

I suppose that depends upon the way in which you view the world.

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Thursday, May 26, 2005 9:11 AM

I have a vote and I'm not afraid to use it!

Quote:
Originally posted by Claudius:
Hold on there a second.....
This was a joke right?

right?

Well, I don't know about anybody else, but I was dead serious .....

Oh wait! ... I meant deadpan

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Thursday, May 26, 2005 10:32 AM

Nothing can be gained from exploring our solar system.
We need space based weapons.
True patriots (those who love their country, but not necessarily their government) are terrorists, even when they're non-violent.
Finn is lost to the dark side.
Aspartame is found in nature (sugar-free pineapple trees).
You can still kick someone's ass with a hot bullet in your shoulder.
Buffy Summers could beat Max Guevarra in a fistfight.
Training guys to fly a jet plane, but not to land a jet plane is okay as long as they pay you.
Masturbation by a male should be considered murder, how many potential lives are just wasted that way? Even the Bible says 'Better to put your seed into the belly of a whore, than to spill it on the Earth', or some such thing.

Emoticons are not amusing Chrisisall

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Friday, May 27, 2005 8:59 AM

XENOCIDE

The bible is the true word of god. It has never been edited, mistranslated, selectivly censored to support the powerful and aggrandize the church. It is the direct received word of god and should be interpreted literally.

-Eli

If voting mattered, they'd make it illegal.
www.civil-unrest.com

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Friday, May 27, 2005 10:03 AM