Are you a good person? by Truth

Where's the test?

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He looked bigger when I couldn't see him.

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Monday, August 22, 2005 3:43 AM

ZOOT

Maybe finding the Test is the test … *watches head explode in ball of metaphysical flame*

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Okay, I'm lost, I'm angry, and I'm
armed.

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Monday, August 22, 2005 7:13 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

It is pointless to take the test. You are as others see you, regardless of what YOU think.

" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

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Monday, August 22, 2005 7:23 AM

HERO

Quote:
Originally posted by Truth:
If anyone thinks of themselves as a good person, take the, "Let's see if your a good person." test.

I remember that test. 51% of the test takers were good people, the rest voted for Kerry.

H

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Monday, August 22, 2005 8:25 AM

We had a similar test back in Britian once, we failed, Maggie Thatcher still got back in...

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Monday, August 22, 2005 8:31 AM

SERGEANTX

Quote:
Originally posted by Hero:
I remember that test. 51% of the test takers were good people, the rest voted for Kerry.

LOL.. hmmm put me down as 'evil'.

SergeantX

"Dream a little dream or you can live a little dream. I'd rather live it, cause dreamers always chase but never get it." Aesop Rock

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Monday, August 22, 2005 8:42 AM

Evil is good.

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I can see you.

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Monday, August 22, 2005 8:47 AM

ARAWAEN

I am not a good person. I don't say it with pride either. I would rather "live" in a book, movie or computer game and interaction with my fellow human beings tends to frustrate me.

I guess I subscribe to that saying, "We have sinned in what we have done, and what we have failed to do."

For me to be a good person I would need to be much more active in the world, helping those in need.

Knowledge is sorrow; they who know the most
Must mourn the deepest o'er the fatal truth,
The Tree of Knowledge is not that of Life.
-- Byron

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Monday, August 22, 2005 8:53 AM

HERO

Quote:
Originally posted by SergeantX:
Quote:
Originally posted by Hero:
I remember that test. 51% of the test takers were good people, the rest voted for Kerry.

LOL.. hmmm put me down as 'evil'.

Already done. 'Evil, Axis of'and you were there and HK and Signy and Kim Jun Il and the lady I just jailed for DUI and Hillary Clinton and FOX TV execs and the blonde bimbo from Big Brother 6 and so on and such and such.

H

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Monday, August 22, 2005 9:56 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Hero:

Already done. 'Evil, Axis of'and you were there and HK and Signy and Kim Jun Il and the lady I just jailed for DUI and Hillary Clinton and FOX TV execs and the blonde bimbo from Big Brother 6 and so on and such and such.

H

You forgot Poland. No, wait a minute, they might be good. You can never be sure with the Polish.

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He looked bigger when I couldn't see him.

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Monday, August 22, 2005 10:42 AM

Well he definatly forgot the French, call your self a Bush supporter Hero!
You can't even remember to hate the French, gah!

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Monday, August 22, 2005 11:04 AM

I am bad.
I don't listen to authority figures, cause most of the time they break the laws they would have me revere.
Yep, real bad.

Hey everyone, let's be bad guys!

You know he's bad, he's bad, he's really, really bad Chrisisall

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Monday, August 22, 2005 12:05 PM

HERO

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Well he definatly forgot the French, call your self a Bush supporter Hero!
You can't even remember to hate the French, gah!

Hating the French is a way of life. Nothing needs said, it just is.

H

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Monday, August 22, 2005 12:07 PM

heh, good point, I retract me previous statement.

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Monday, August 22, 2005 6:51 PM

SIGNYM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.

Quote:
Already done. 'Evil, Axis of'and you were there and HK and Signy and Kim Jun Il and the lady I just jailed for DUI and Hillary Clinton and FOX TV execs and the blonde bimbo from Big Brother 6 and so on and such and such. H

You forgot Poland. No, wait a minute, they might be good. You can never be sure with the Polish.

Huh. That's funny- I AM Polish! And I'm aimin' to misbehave- along with Chris... and Citizen, HK, Rue, Soup, and SargeX. Anyone care to misbehave along with...?

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Monday, August 22, 2005 7:06 PM

HARDWARE

Remember, everyone is righteous in their own mind.

The more I get to know people the more I like my dogs.

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Monday, August 22, 2005 9:39 PM

SOUPCATCHER

Am I a good person?

Well, I'm alright.

*stab*

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Monday, August 22, 2005 11:49 PM

ROBERTEGGLETON

In my opinion, good and evil are equivalent perspectives of behavioral outcomes influenced by long-term commitments -- rarely measurable within single lifetimes. That's why my heros are seldom human and my protagonists span centuries -- so they can find out how it all turned out in the end that is the beginning. For example, I like saving children from abusive parents -- it's part of my day job. But that doesn't necessarily make me a good person. My odds of being good, if such is a goal, are increased if I make long-term commitments to the children so that they don't grow up to become rapists and abusers themselves. Of course, I can't -- there's way too many maltreated children in this world to actually save.

So, I wrote a novel instead and will donate a portion of the profits, if any, to prevent child abuse. Am I a good person? It all depends on outcome and not on temporal intention. And, my self-measured "grade" at death will depend on feedback instead of self-analysis or self-concept. "Rarity from the Hollow" ( www.fatcatpress.com) just got a good review by an experienced critic:

"...the subject matter is dark and strong, unflinching in its portrayal of human darkness, and not for the faint-hearted or easily offended. Robert Eggleton is not afraid of employing complex style and structure to fit the needs of his story. The mixture of sci-fi, gritty reality, humour, and the mode of thriller reminds me a great deal of Dean Koontz’s writing, and Robert Eggleton may indeed have the potential to follow in Dean Koontz’s footsteps.”

It doesn't make me a good person.

Robert Eggleton

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Tuesday, August 23, 2005 12:14 AM

THESOMNAMBULIST

Truth Wrote:

Quote:
If anyone thinks of themselves as a good person, take the, "Let's see if your a good person." test.

Can I do the coursework instead? I'm terrible with tests!!!!

The
Somnambulist

www.cirqus.com

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Tuesday, August 23, 2005 2:19 AM

define good

extremely dimensionally transcendental

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Tuesday, August 23, 2005 2:31 AM

MUTT999

Yes I am! Well, maybe not. (Is this an open book test?).

"That's the buffet table....."

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Tuesday, August 23, 2005 6:45 AM

Good? Yeah, I'm good.
Kinda like Ghandi.
Wanna see my imitation???

Pissed but good Chrisisall

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Tuesday, August 23, 2005 6:45 AM

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.

Ash Chrisisall

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Tuesday, August 23, 2005 6:49 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by SoupCatcher:

Well, I'm alright.

*stab*

HEY!!!
*pulls it out and hands it back*
It's all fun and games....y'know?

Heals fast Chrisisall

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Tuesday, August 23, 2005 7:47 AM

see your guns and your knives...a bazooka... mwahahaha

extremely dimensionally transcendental

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Tuesday, August 23, 2005 8:05 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Emma:
see your guns and your knives...a bazooka... mwahahaha

extremely dimensionally transcendental

Chrisisall, how many times do I have to ask you to keep the heavy weapons away from Emma? I thought keeping the weaps locker secured was your job around these parts?
Emma, please put down the rocket launcher sweetie, before Soupcatcher or me takes one to the eye....

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He looked bigger when I couldn't see him.

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Tuesday, August 23, 2005 8:08 AM

*puts down bazooka and picks up a grenade with a hopeful smile*

extremely dimensionally transcendental

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Tuesday, August 23, 2005 8:16 AM

SOUPCATCHER

Ow, my spleen...

Hey, watch where you put that down.

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Tuesday, August 23, 2005 9:18 AM

Right you lot, play nice or I'll release the Monkey Nija's...

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Tuesday, August 23, 2005 11:09 AM

PERFESSERGEE

Hey, I'm damned good at being bad (in more ways than I'd care to confess in public!). Where does that leave me?

conflicted perfessergee

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Tuesday, August 23, 2005 12:11 PM

TRUTH

question 1. ever lie before?

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Tuesday, August 23, 2005 12:25 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Truth:
question 1. ever lie before?

Dude, 30-odd posts (degenerating into grenade slinging madness, I might add) and you've just now come back with question one? Gorrammit, put the whole thing up, or we're gonna be here for 50 years.
And if telling a lie is the basis of a "good person" test, I can assure you right now that every self-respecting Browncoat in the 'verse is gonna fail it, Hero included ('cause I can't see any decent Browncoat not sticking a lie to 'the man' every now and again).

Oh, Soupcatcher, sorry about the spleen. Chrisisall! Get back in here, now she's got grenades!

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He looked bigger when I couldn't see him.

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Tuesday, August 23, 2005 1:34 PM

TRUTH

so...ever lie before?

10 out of 10 people statisically die in their lifetime. (statisically speaking of course)

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Tuesday, August 23, 2005 1:41 PM

Time for my imitation of Ghandi!
*Raises the SAM missle launcher up*
I wanna see some non-violence, and I wanna see it NOW!!!!!

Itchy trigger finger Chrisisall

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Tuesday, August 23, 2005 1:44 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Truth:
so...ever lie before?

Actually, everything I say is a lie. Absolutly everything.

I'm lying.

Norman, co-ordinate Chrisisall

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Tuesday, August 23, 2005 1:58 PM

RUE

I have a vote and I'm not afraid to use it!

Ever lie before ? .... when.

I mean .... before when?

Is it like drinking before noon?

Nearly everything I know I learned by the grace of others.

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Tuesday, August 23, 2005 2:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Truth:
question 1. ever lie before?

Obvious ubiquitous answer: yes.
Hurry, the thread is getting unstable!

Other two fast Chrisisall

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Tuesday, August 23, 2005 8:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Time for my imitation of Ghandi!
*Raises the SAM missle launcher up*
I wanna see some non-violence, and I wanna see it NOW!!!!!

Itchy trigger finger Chrisisall

Be careful with that there missile launcher or I will call in an air-raid.

extremely dimensionally transcendental

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 12:05 AM

Thats it I'm releasing the Monkey Nija's! I warned you, oh how I warned you but you wouldn't listen would would you, oh no, now the Monkeys have been released!
Fly my pretties Fly!

*THUMP* *THUMP* *THUMP*
Damn it! Monkey Nija's can't fly... remember Monkey Nija's can't fly!

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 12:26 AM

mwahahahaha

chrisisall, citizen does not know our ways

mwahahahaha

extremely dimensionally transcendental

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 2:57 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
*THUMP* *THUMP* *THUMP*
Damn it! Monkey Nija's can't fly...

All right, ha, ha...real mature!

Responsible Monkey Ninja owners know their beasts Chrisisall

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 2:58 AM

What is this "good?"

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I can see you.

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 3:03 AM

*Rubs his hands together in that Evil way*
We will focus the lasers!
We will fold time!!
We will unleash the Darkest forces!!!
We will bend the will of all Humanity to our cause!!!!!

Okay, hold everything for a second, I gotta pee.

Chrisisall the Conquerererer

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 3:04 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Chrisisall:
All right, ha, ha...real mature!

See I never said I was mature...

Quote:
Originally posted by Chrisisall:
Responsible Monkey Ninja owners know their beasts Chrisisall

Or responcible for that matter...
Monkey Niji's are part of my dark army of world domination, if they can't fly then they should damn well learn!

All I want is some friken flying Monkey Nija's with friken lasers on their heads...

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 3:33 AM

My evil nanites and not-so-nice giant robots of destruction will destroy from without and within; I will YANK OUT the twisted entrails from the body of this world!!
Ha! Ha, ha ha ha ha!
Ha!

Chrisisall the Conquererer (more evil)

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 3:44 AM

Don't force me to send out my twisted hordes of Pigarks (Pig/Shark hybrids), Monkey Spies (Likes Martini's stirred not shaken, stupid Monkeys) and Nija's (Beware the symian Nija, he hurls things, terrible things) and the dreaded Imperial Traffic Wardens (The evil(er) incarnation of Imperial Stormtroopers) against you!

Lord BathSpider shall crush all opposition...

*Wonders how an RWE thread became like the twisted weirdness of an S2 thread...*

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 3:47 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
*Wonders how an RWE thread became like the twisted weirdness of an S2 thread...*

Because, We Are Everywhere.

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I can see you.

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 3:50 AM

Then our plan for world domination is beginning to come to fruition!
Emma, pass me a real ale please...
Spinland, confuse them all with an amussing lymeric, muwhahahaha!

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 3:56 AM