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Joke of the Week... Larry and Bob

POSTED BY: GINOBIFFARONI
UPDATED: Friday, August 26, 2005 11:26
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Thursday, August 25, 2005 5:33 PM

GINOBIFFARONI


Larry and Bob wanted to go out drinking, but they only had $2.00 between them.

Larry said, "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the
butcher's shop and spent the $2.00 on one large sausage.
Bob said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!"
Larry replied, "Don't worry - just follow me."
They went into the pub where Larry immediately ordered two double
shots of Jack Daniels. Bob said, "Now you've lost it! Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money to pay for this!"
Larry replied, with a smile," Don't worry - I have a plan. Cheers!"
They downed their drinks. Larry said, "OK! I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you get on your knees and put it in your mouth."

Said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.

They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk, all for free.

At the tenth bar, Bob said, "Larry - I don't think I can do this anymore. My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!"
Larry said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage at the third bar!!!"

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Friday, August 26, 2005 11:26 AM

CHRISISALL


Gino, there's probably kids reading that. I don't favour censorship, but that was kinda...you know...

Yeah, and funny too Chrisisall

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