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TeeVee said that 70 hunters shoot and kill each other every year in Texas, usually when drunk.

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Funny, Texas says 29 accidents with 4 fatalities in 2004 and 30 and 2 in 2005.

www.tpwd.state.tx.us/newsmedia/releases/?req=20050314c
www.tpwd.state.tx.us/newsmedia/releases/?req=20060213c

the 2004 release states:"The primary reason for Texas hunting accidents remains swinging on game outside a safe zone of fire. This happens when a person points a firearm at another hunter while following a moving target, such as a flying game bird."

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"If you don't mind me, I will kill you. I could kill you -- Kill you -- with my bare hands. You're not the first and you won't be the last. I'll kill you any time I goddamn well please."
-Dick Cheney, TRANCE Formation of America, as testified under oath in courts of law

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Originally posted by dreamtrove:
Team Pirate,

Let's say there's a man, let's call him Icke, who has an agenda, to spread the word of Christ. He will then find fallacies about anyone else, flaws in any official story, and post them.

In particular, Pirate News, I think you, who I have some respect for, because you really know a lot of stuff, have picked up, and I would call these clay pigeons, or possibly lawyers, I'm not always sure:

1. UFOs. Not much of this comes through, but the only UFOs around are military aircraft.

2. Christianity. You aren't on the Icke slant, but you don't attack Christ as viciously as you should. Church conspiracies have been some of the most vile in history, and continue to be so.

3. Jews. An awful lot of people in these conspiracies are not jewish, and when they are, or remotely so, their jewishness is totally irrelevent to their involvement. The closest thing to the truth here is that our zionism is connected to the fact that Wolfowitz and Perle are jewish. While there may be something in this, Zionism is just being used to achieve a greater end here.

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David Letterman:

Top Ten Dick Cheney Excuses

1. "Made a bet with Gretzky's wife"

2. "Until Democrats approve medicare reform, we have to make some tough choices for the elderly"

3. "Excuse? I hit him, didn't I?"

4. "I thought the guy was trying to go 'gay cowboy' on me"

5. "Guy was making cracks about my lesbian daughter"

6. "I love to shoot people"

7. "Trying to stop the spread of bird flu"

8. "Not enough Jim Beam"

9. "Wanted to get the Iraq mess off the front page"

10. "Heart palpitation caused trigger finger to spasm"

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So, uh, Pirate...

I get the impression you have a problem with Jews.

Don't know why I think that. Just a hunch...

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Semite.
1 a : a member of any of a number of peoples of ancient southwestern Asia including the Akkadians, Phoenicians, Hebrews, and ARABS - b : a descendant of these peoples - 2 : a member of a modern people speaking a Semitic language.
—Merriam Webster Dictionary

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"Eyal Zusman (30), actor and writer, and Amitai Sandy (29), graphic artist and publisher of Dimona Comix Publishing, both from Tel-Aviv, Israel, have followed the unfolding of the 'Muhammad cartoon-gate' events in amazement, until finally Zusman came up with the right answer to all this insanity - and so they announced today the launch of a new anti-Semitic cartoons contest - this time drawn by Jews themselves! 'We'll show the world we can do the best, sharpest, most offensive Jew hating cartoons ever published!' said Zusman, and Sandy added: 'No Iranian will beat us on our home turf!' The deadline is Sunday March 5, and the best works will be displayed in an Exhibition in Tel-Aviv, Israel."
www.comicbookresources.com/news/newsitem.cgi?id=6662
www.boomka.org


"The government is spending over a billion dollars per year on PR and advertising (bribes). Careful oversight of this spending is essential given the track record of the Bush Administration, which has used taxpayer dollars to fund covert propaganda within the United States."
-Jewish Congressman Henry Waxman, RAW STORY, "Bush Admin. spent over $1.6 Billion on advertising and P.R. since 2003, GAO finds," February 13, 2006
www.rawstory.com/news/2005/Bush_Admin._spent_over_1.6_Billion_0213.htm
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Can you imagine working at the following company? It has a little over 500 employees with the following statistics:

29 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have bankrupted at least two businesses
3 have been arrested for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are current defendants in lawsuits
In 1998 alone:
217 traffic violations
Over 100 were stopped for drunk driving
3,000 unpaid parking tickets were issued


Can you guess which organization this is? Give up? Scroll down for the answer...


















It's the 535 members of your United States Congress. The same group that perpetually cranks out hundreds upon hundreds of new laws designed to keep the rest of us in line. By claiming "Constitutional immunity" our political overseers avoid criminal prosecution for all traffic crimes. These are only statistics for Washington DC, Virginia and Maryland police files, and do not reflect traffic crimes committed in other jurisdictions. Tennessee Congressman Zack Wamp is a convicted drug dealer. Tennessee's serial-killing heart-transplanter Dr. CanniBill Frist's family butcher business Hospital Corporation of America (HCA) was criminally convicted of Medicare/Medicaid fraud and paid an $840-Million fine, and its executives sent to prison, so Frist was promoted to Speaker of the US Senate in his freshman year.

PS: This is not a joke.

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Well, apparently there was some alcohol there. Armstrong herself said "There may be a beer or two in there, but remember not everyone in the party was shooting." Since she wasn't shooting (she was in ther car and didn't see what happened, AND she wasn't drinking, the logical conclusion is that other members of the pary were both shooting AND drinking.

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Or, they each had a beer with their sandwich for lunch, and were quite sober by late in the day. Or, they had some in the cooler to celebrate a successful day of shooting after they finished and unloaded.

I also race cars (Hey, Kwicko! NASA Honda Challenge in a CRX Si ITA clone), and often have beer in my cooler at the track. It comes out at the end of the last session when the track is closed and everyone is talking about the events of the day. On my couple of forays in the hunting field, this is also when the beer came out...after the stuff requiring sobriety was over.

"Keep the Shiny side up"

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Brit Hume: "Was anybody drinking in this party?"

Cheney: "No. You don't hunt with people who drink. That's not a good idea. We had --"

Brit Hume: "So he wasn't, and you weren't?"

Cheney: "Correct. We'd taken a break at lunch -- go down under an old -- ancient oak tree there on the place, and have a barbecue. I had a beer at lunch. After lunch we take a break, go back to ranch headquarters. Then we took about an hourlong tour of the ranch, with a ranch hand driving the vehicle, looking at game. We didn't go back into the field to hunt quail until about, oh, sometime after 3:00 p.m. The five of us who were in that party were together all afternoon. Nobody was drinking, nobody was under the influence.... THE AMBULANCE WAS CROWDED AND THEY DIDN'T NEED ANOTHER BODY IN THERE."

Fox News Transcript
www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/02/15/cheney.transcript/

WHERE'S A FUCKIN COP WHEN YA NEED ONE?!

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If Cheney pleads guilty to a crime, either "negligent discharge of a firearm", "aggrevated assault", "involuntary manslaughter" or "criminally negligent homicide", then you can BET that Bush Jr will PARDON Cheney,

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So I'm curious. The legal pundits were eager to parse Texas law re hunting accidents. HERO - what does the law say if alcohol is involved? Perhaps you could look it up and give us the benefit of your expertise.

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So you're one of those scumbag "prosecutors" for the COMMUNIST Police State Death Camp Gulag Scam. For you to call yourself a "Hero" simply shows your own insanity. You aren't a "prosecutor", you're a pussy.

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IWHY DON'T YOU PROSECUTE 30-MILLION CRIMINAL ALIEN TERRORISTS IN USA TODAY, FOR THE CRIMES OF CRIMINAL TRESPASS, FRAUD, THEFT, ROBBERY, RAPE, DRUG DEALING AND MURDER?!

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Crooked prosecutors NEVER drop FALSE charges against INNOCENT people, since the innocent people would then have civil cause of action to sue Gangsta Govt, AND to criminally prosecute copsters for false arrest and false imprisonment.

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Media Mafia and prosecutors brainwash the sheeple that "juriy nullification" and "runaway juries" are a bad thing, in contradiction with America's Founding Fathers and Constitutions.

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Alcohol is a STIMULANT and ANTI-depressant that IMPROVES driving performance, contrary to lies from Media Mafia and Gangsta Govt.

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So, yeah... I can see how Cheney shot someone in the face and it was still an accident.

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I still rather go hunting with Cheney, than ride in a car with Ted Kennedy!

Cheney's victim lived!

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I still rather go hunting with Cheney, than ride in a car with Ted Kennedy!

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"I could stuff you and mount you like a jackalope and call you a two legged dear. Or I could stuff you with this (he unzipped his pants to reveal his oversized penis) right down your throat, and then mount you. Which do you prefer?If you don't mind me, I will kill you. I could kill you -- Kill you -- with my bare hands. You're not the first and you won't be the last. I'll kill you any time I goddamn well please."
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Media Mafia and prosecutors brainwash the sheeple that "juriy nullification" and "runaway juries" are a bad thing, in contradiction with America's Founding Fathers and Constitutions.

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Are you a "Freeman". Had a great "Freeman" case last year. Guy was charged with Driving without a valid Ohio license (his dad was the real instigator of this, cause the defendant was too stupid to put two sentences together). I convicted him. They were REALLY wacky. Fun case, that was.

Anyway, I'll give them the same advise I'll give you. Don't rely on the internet for your legal information (unless its Westlaw or such). There's just too much 'crazy talk' out there (you know what I mean...)

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"Court finds $27,500 fine for second offense driving on a revoked license to be excessive."
—State vs Taylor, 70 S.W.3d 717 (Tenn. 2002)

"Government control of Communications and Transportation."
-Communist Manifesto, 6th Plank, written by Luciferian Masonic "Jew" Karl Marx in London, England
www.libertyzone.com/Communist-Manifesto-Planks.html

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Chris,

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How do you shoot someone in the face accidentally? Easy. You don't mean to shoot them, but you do. Hence, an "accident", as opposed to an "on purpose". ;)

Seriously, there are loads of people accidentally shot in this country every year. Some of them in the face, even. Lots of them even by "unloaded" weapons. I can't tell you the number of people I've heard about who were killed by "unloaded" weapons, or even when they were cleaning their own weapons, which were "unloaded at the time" - or so they thought.

The simple thing I take away from these lessons is this: There is no such thing as an unloaded gun, until and unless you've unloaded it yourself and VERIFIED that it's unloaded. Anyone ever tries to hand me a gun with the barrel pointed at me, and I'm going to assume they're assaulting me, and respond in kind by disarming them, roughly. ;) The way I see it, no one ever hands you an unloaded weapon. Respect it, fear it, and check it until YOU know it's unloaded. Sure, it might not have any ammo in it, but until I've checked, rechecked, and verified that for myself (generally by cycling the action a few times and looking through the barrel), all guns are assumed to be loaded and safety-off. Maybe that's one of the reasons I've been around guns and shooting since I was a tot and never shot anyone or been shot myself...

There are two kinds of "accident-prone" people that are particularly dangerous to have around guns, in my experience: Those who don't know a thing about guns or gun safety, and those who think they know too much. People who've never been around guns tend to get a little crazy with them on first encounter, and start pointing them at others and waving them around the room, without knowing a damn thing about what they're doing or what they're holding. People who are TOO comfortable with guns tend to take for granted that a gun is empty because they pulled the magazine out, and because they're "smart". I try never to be "smart" around guns. I've been around them most of my life (my dad's a gun nut, and ex-military, so we grew up around a houseful of guns), but I've never allowed myself to get so comfortable with them that I forget what they can do.

Something else to point out about the Cheney Incident: When you're REALLY concentrating on something, it's easy to get cuaght up in the moment, or to have "tunnel vision" so to speak. I think this is probably what happened to Cheney. He was tracking a bird, beading in on it, and just didn't see what was around him - or in front of him! I can relate, from a kind-of-similar experience I had. As I've mentioned before, I race cars for a hobby. There's a phenomena we call "The Red Mist" that occurs sometimes; you're so enthralled and involved in what you're doing, that sometimes you block out things around you - even things that might pose a danger to you or others. One event, I was on course, having a good run, concentrating intently on an upcoming series of turns, working out just exactly where I wanted to position myself for the best "line" through the corners, and I didn't even notice the two corner-workers who were feverishly trying to flag me down and stop me. They were waving bright orange flags at me, but they were "off-line", and therefore not in my visual frame of reference, nor my mental one. I noticed them almost as I passed them, and it broke my revery for long enough to realize that something was up. Turns out another car had spun and died on-course just after the series or corners I was heading for, and they were trying to stop me in case I came upon this other car and hit it. And I damn near didn't see them. The Red Mist had closed over me, and all I could see in my mind's eye was the run and the win.

So, yeah... I can see how Cheney shot someone in the face and it was still an accident.

Mike

A baby seal walks into a club...

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I still rather go hunting with Cheney, than ride in a car with Ted Kennedy!

Cheney's victim lived!

I'd given some thought to movin' off the edge -- not an ideal location -- thinkin' a place in the middle.

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NEWS FLASH it 2006

I think the present is the issue!!

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NEWS FLASH it 2006

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NEWS FLASH, "Those who ignore the past, are doomed to repeat it!"

Right now in 2006, I still wouldn't ride in a car driven by Ted Kennedy!

I'd given some thought to movin' off the edge -- not an ideal location -- thinkin' a place in the middle.

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Originally posted by Fletch2:
Cheney on a Rampage makes me think of a 200ft tall VP terrorising Tokyo, a cute 1970's style Japanese couple cower in a doorwar while the Japanese military try to draw Cheney away with tanks that look like windup toys.

Somewhere, a professor and his cute Japanese girl sidekick are priming the device that summons Godzilla......

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Team Pirate,

You, too, pirates, have this. You don't think you do because you think it comes only from the MSM, but it comes from the conspiracy media as well. The vast majority of conspiracy sites out there are loaded with propaganda not relavent to their stories.

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Cheney on a Rampage makes me think of a 200ft tall VP terrorising Tokyo, a cute 1970's style Japanese couple cower in a doorwar while the Japanese military try to draw Cheney away with tanks that look like windup toys.

Somewhere, a professor and his cute Japanese girl sidekick are priming the device that summons Godzilla......

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True, but I preferred it to my other options: "Cheney runs amok", "Cheney does a Charlton Heston", "Texas Shotgun Massacre" and "Cheney re-enacts Waco".

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Nobody cares who you would or would not ride in a car with, and I do mean nobody!!

I repeat its 2006 and I know this is very, very, very, very, very, very hard for people like you, but since its the present thats of concern and issue right now and since nothing else is relvant could you stick with 2006

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Somewhere, a professor and his cute Japanese girl sidekick are priming the device that summons Godzilla......

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VIDEO DOWNLOAD: CHENEY SHOT LAWYER WITHIN 20 FEET

10-minute ballistic test that conclusively shows that Vice President Dick Cheney's claims to Kennedy County Sheriff's Deputies in south Texas is a total fabrication. Whittington was shot at close range, between 15 and 18 feet, not the 90 claimed by Dick Cheney and the Secret Service. It is now clear why they refused to let Sherriff's Deputies interview Cheney for over 13 hours and why they claimed that Whittington's injuries were superficial when in truth they were grevious.

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"Dick" Cheney: "I had a beer at lunch."
TRANSCRIPT OF CHENEY'S CONFESSION:
http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/piratenewsrss/message/131

VIDEO DOWNLOAD: CHENEY CONFESSING TO ALCOHOL BEFORE AND AFTER
SHOOTING!
http://movies.crooksandliars.com/Brit-Hume-Cheney-SHooting.wmv
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"By tomorrow it will be 'Dick Cheney blew his head off at the dinner
table'. Makes you think Cheney shot this guy on purpose."
-Bill Maher, MSNBC Hardball
http://movies.crooksandliars.com/msnbc_hb_maher_on_cheney_060214a.wmv
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MSNBC VIDEO DOWNLOAD: CHENEY BLOWS LAWYER'S HEAD CLEAN OFF
http://radio.indymedia.org/news/2006/02/8519.php

Dick Morris vs Hannity: Cheney drunk
"Well why would he not go to the hospital?"
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http://movies.crooksandliars.com/Hannity-Colmes-Morris-Cheney.mov

David Letterman: Cheney's Got A Gun
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Video: Scarborough and Franken re Cheney
"Dick Cheney shot a man just to watch him die. I don't know what kind of medication Cheney is on, but I think it's a LOT. Why did Cheney not go visit his 'friend' in the hospital (instead of have a martini at the ranch)? Have you shot anyone accidentally, or on purpose? Either you don't go to the hospital because you were drunk, or because you're a jerk."
-Al Franken
www.prisonplanet.com/articles/february2006/170206Scarborough.htm
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(note that Republicon Congressman Joe Scarborough's female intern was found murdered in his office in Florida, ending his career...)

www.crooksandliars.com

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Cheney out, Condi in?

www.Total411.info
February 16, 2006

A White House source has confirmed to this website that office gossip has Cheney possibly being eased out of the Vice-Presidency in the wake of "Cheney-shot-a-guy-in-the-face-and-heart-gate." His replacement? Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice.

It should be noted that "Condi '08" memorabilia has been pushed hard the last two years at the annual CPAC gathering of alleged "conservatives." A Cheney-out-Condi-in rumor was reported last year in WorldNetDaily as emanating from Capitol Hill sources. In light of the recent CBS News report that Cheney is in "meltdown" over Birdshot-gate, it might be time to give the Condi rumor another look.

If Rice was named Vice-President, it is more than possible that Republican primary voters, with their Pavlovian monarchal nominationg tendencies, not to mention fixed electronic voting machines, could very well nominate Rice in '08.

It is also worth pointing out that the onbly way likely Democrat nominee Hillary Clinton could win a Presidential race would be if her opponent were a black woman. The ascension of Rice to the Vice-Presidency would be the perfect way for the Bush Crime Family to set up their longtime cronies, the Clintons, for a return trip to the White House.

Hit Refresh? Why Bush may be thinking about replacing Cheney
www.opinionjournal.com/columnists/pnoonan/?id=110007972

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But this whole distance thing has been bothering me since this started. I just can't square birdshot penetrating to the liver or anyhwere near the heart if the distance was 90 ft, particularly if the victim is wearing a vest, shirt and possibly a jacket. Plus, we get "reports" of Whittington but we haven't seen his face. So I'm still left wondering about the spread and penetration of the wound. It just bugs me.

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... We erected man sized torso targets for the shots from 90 feet, 30 feet, 15 feet, and 10 feet. We also made shots from both barrels. The first shot was from 90 feet into the paper target on a cardboard backing, this gave a spread of approximately 7 ½ feet... Most of the pellets were lodged in the cardboard with a few completely penetrating the 1/8 of an inch cardboard.

The next shot involved the latex torso dummy we brought, he was dressed in two layers of clothing, a sweater and a shirt. Mr. Whittington was reported to be wearing 3 layers. Again this shot was from 90 feet, most of the shot that hit the target were caught in the fibers of the clothing, a few actually penetrated through both layers, but these were extremely shallow and could be picked out with your fingers or tweezers.

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So we have established the distance of the shot. Now we wanted to see if we could match the wound penetration. As I already stated the shots at the dummy torso from 90 feet had little to no effect. Alex then decided to shoot the game hen and the watermelon from 90 feet. The results of these shots were penetrations of 1 to 2 millimeters, this means they were just under the outer layer of skin. There was also evidence of impacts that bounced off, leaving black smudges on both targets. At shots taken from 30 feet slightly deeper penetrations, but nothing that went passed the most outer layers of the actual meat. The last shot was taken at the game hen from 15 feet and that shot yielded the kind of results that Mr. Whittington experienced, a tight cluster of pellet hits penetrating into the internal cavities of the body.

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I feel sorry for your moronic IQ. You are obviously braindamaged, probably permanently. It must be horrible to go through life as stupid as you are. But you obviously have plenty of Special Ed friends here, who are equally illiterate and incapable of rational thought, with suicidal tendencies. Perhaps you can all hook up and shoot each other? DO IT NOW!

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Ah, and apparently a picture:
www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/02/17/cheney/index.html

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To follow up on "Freak Boy" from the Whittington video:

commenters:

"Perhaps he is there to "catapult the propaganda!"

"that freak is just an evil "worker bee" with a head full of chlobenzorex "

"That SS-bot over Whit's shoulder is F*n scarin' me. And when Harry says 'Friday' (2:50) the stormtroopers eyes dart over to the other handler! FREEPY."

"Either he is the victim of anamorphic distortion, or he is an alien"

So who is this guy?

COMMENTS: www.crooksandliars.com

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"The U.S. government has consistently blamed me for being behind every occasion its enemies attack it. I would like to assure the world that I did not plan the recent attacks, which seems to have been planned by people for personal reasons. I have been living in the Islamic emirate of Afghanistan and following its leaders' rules. The current leader does not allow me to exercise such operations."
-USAma Bin Laden, CNN, "Bin Laden says he wasn't behind attacks," September 17, 2001
http://archives.cnn.com/2001/US/09/16/inv.binladen.denial/

"I have already said that I am not involved in the September 11 attacks in the United States. As a Muslim, I try my best to avoid telling a lie. I had no knowledge of these attacks, nor do I consider the killing of innocent women, children and other human beings as an appreciable act. Islam strictly forbids causing harm to innocent women, children and other people."
-Usama Bin Laden, Ummat magazine, September 28, 2001

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"A 'con man', a 'confidence man', is the best-dressed, the best-spoken. He has to be since his intention is to separate you from your money, from your freedom. This is his 'M.O.' - his modus operandi. Our representatives in Washington DC remind me of the best conmen. This is a lesson we all have to learn."
-Detective Frank Serpico, NYPD, GCN Radio Network, 2002
www.ThePowerHour.com

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WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Originally posted by piratenews:


I wonder how many GOPs will volunteer for Cheney's hunts in the future, besides the morons on this thread?

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Originally posted by piratenews:

You can dish it out but ya can't take it. What a baby!

"This is paranopid schitzophrenia, handcrafted by Govt scientists."
-Dr T

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And we have the problem of the official diagram of Whittington's injuries, which shows a hit to the right side. Apparently this is in error, because the photo of Whittington shows he was indeed struck on the right side, including the neck.

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Originally posted by Ruxton:

Piratenews wrote:
"Looks like the cop was drunk too. Or blind. Or illiterate. Or dyslexic. Or an idiot. OR A CROOK."

It is RUMORED those are requirements for some areas of law enforcement...but I can't verify it.

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"We don't like to hire people that have too high an IQ to be cops in this city."
—Keith Harrigan, Assistant City Manager of New London, Connecticut, Associated Press, CarTalk.com, "Connecticut Police applicant files federal lawsuit -- told he was 'too smart'," May 30, 1997
www.cartalk.com/content/read-on/1997/06-20-97-1.html

"A US man has been rejected in his bid to become a police officer for scoring too high on an intelligence test. Robert Jordan, a 49-year-old college graduate, took an exam to join the New London police, in Connecticut, in 1996 and scored 33 points, the equivalent of an IQ of 125. But New London police interviewed only candidates who scored 20 to 27, on the theory that those who scored too high could get bored with police work and leave soon after undergoing costly training. Mr Jordan launched a federal lawsuit against the city, but lost. The 2nd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in New York upheld a lower court's decision that the city did not discriminate against Mr Jordan because the same standards were applied to everyone who took the test. The average score nationally for police officers is 21 to 22, the equivalent of an IQ of 104, or just a little above average."
—Ananova.com, "Police reject candidate for being too intelligent"
www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_56314.html

"Dumb cops, dumb cops, whatcha gonna do, whatcha going to do with a low IQ?"
—Jay Leno (comedic Italian-American, motorhead collector, biker gangster in Media Mafia, and rider of a 266MPH street-legal jet-engined All-American sportbike), NBC TV, Tonight Show

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I made a lot of money selling Hondas. Too bad they're not American. Too bad Detroit's not allowed by NWO to manufacture "double-wishbone" suspension, except for $50,000 cars. Civic HX and Del Sol were my favorites - rock solid in 4-wheel-drifts on test drives with customers.

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