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Bumpersticker Bingo...lol

POSTED BY: DUKKATI
UPDATED: Friday, August 18, 2006 10:45
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Thursday, August 17, 2006 2:42 PM

DUKKATI




I noticed that Bumperstickers tend to show a persons character.. or lack there of....

This one I saw on the back of an SUV driven by a very good looking female.

"HOW MANY LIVES PER GALLON"

I just had to ask so... I followed her to an abortion clinic.
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This was on the back of a Mini-Van driven by a strange looking male with a large Adam's apple.

"HUMMER RECOVERY TEAM LEADER"

CaptBryan, Cook , Lea ,and I had to pull over we were laughing so hard.
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This was on another SUV.

"NO ONE DIED WHEN CLINTON LIED"

CaptBryan fielded this one. We followed the driver to a strip joint. CB asked her about the sticker. She freaked and started calling us names and throwing beer cans out of her SUV at us... That was fun, and (!!BONUS!!)we got free beer.

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This one was on a large 4 wheel drive with plastic bull testicles hanging from the trailer hitch. The truck looked like it had never been off road.

"WOMEN LOVE ME FISH FEAR MY NAME"

The driver got out and she {at least we believed it to be a she} had on a Tshirt that read ...
"If you can read this the bitch fell off"

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OK lets hear some more...I know yall have got to have some...


I've been through the system.
.krow tnod tI

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 3:03 PM

SEVENPERCENT


Quote:

Originally posted by DukKati:

I noticed that Bumperstickers tend to show a persons character.. or lack there of....

This one I saw on the back of an SUV driven by a very good looking female.

"HOW MANY LIVES PER GALLON"

I just had to ask so... I followed her to an abortion clinic.
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This was on another SUV.

"NO ONE DIED WHEN CLINTON LIED"

CaptBryan fielded this one. We followed the driver to a strip joint. CB asked her about the sticker. She freaked and started calling us names and throwing beer cans out of her SUV at us... That was fun, and (!!BONUS!!)we got free beer.

---------------------------------------------

This one was on a large 4 wheel drive with plastic bull testicles hanging from the trailer hitch. The truck looked like it had never been off road.

"WOMEN LOVE ME FISH FEAR MY NAME"

The driver got out and she {at least we believed it to be a she} had on a Tshirt that read ...
"If you can read this the bitch fell off"




I dunno. I'm sure this is supposed to be funny, and maybe my sense of humor got lost in the classroom today, but the idea of stalking people to where they are going just to confront them about a bumper sticker strikes me as kinda creepy (especially the strip joint lady one), not funny. "Yeah, me and these three other folks have been following you to see where you were going because that's an interesting bumper sticker for you to have."

Strange.

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 3:37 PM

USBROWNCOAT


I find them funny. But I get what 7% is saying.

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 6:38 PM

FLORALBUNNY


A guy followed me for miles one time,
each of us alone in our cars, me going
to a relatively secluded parking lot.
Scared me half to death, but he just
wanted (he said) to ask about my bumper
sticker, which had the name of an
obscure club on it. I explained. He
left.
Peeled that stinker off and haven't
used one since.
Or a plate frame.
Or a personal plate.
TMI.

bun
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Thursday, August 17, 2006 7:11 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.


Quote:


I noticed that Bumperstickers tend to show a persons character.. or lack there of....



And, from both FloralBunny's testimony and yours, the same aplies to those who pursue people in order to determine their character.

I view this idea as both pointless and a bit odd, myself - and I certainly don't see the humor.

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Friday, August 18, 2006 4:35 AM

BIGDAMNNOBODY


What is the purpose of a bumper sticker? If someone takes the time to place a sticker on their car's bumper where it is visible to other driver's, why not ask them about it if you have questions or find it objectionable. The person is making a statement which they want other people to read. If the driver did not want to field questions about said sticker, why not place the sticker inside the car? Or just forgo the sticker in the first place.

De-lurking to stir stuff up.

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Friday, August 18, 2006 5:44 AM

DREAMTROVE


The purpose of a bumber sticker is to identify yourself as the enemy to a group of people in the interest of alienating yourself and shortchanging your own future. All those who engage in it, keep it up.

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Friday, August 18, 2006 9:06 AM

RUE

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Quote:

The purpose of a bumper sticker is to identify yourself as the enemy to a group of people in the interest of alienating yourself and shortchanging your own future. All those who engage in it, keep it up.
That's why I put random bumper stickers on cars in parking lots.

(Just a take-off on Ali Baba and the 40 thieves, whose faithful servant Morgiana saved his butt many times over.)

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Friday, August 18, 2006 9:15 AM

USBROWNCOAT


Quote:

Originally posted by rue:
Quote:

The purpose of a bumper sticker is to identify yourself as the enemy to a group of people in the interest of alienating yourself and shortchanging your own future. All those who engage in it, keep it up.
That's why I put random bumper stickers on cars in parking lots.

(Just a take-off on Ali Baba and the 40 thieves, whose faithful servant Morgiana saved his butt many times over.)




LOL!! I think you may have tagged me once! Someone once put a rainbow bumper stick on my car with a line that implied I was less than straight. I drove around for god knows how long before discovering it.

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Friday, August 18, 2006 10:32 AM

DREAMTROVE


That's a funny concept. I actually thought of putting some contradicting ones on my car to confuse people.

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Friday, August 18, 2006 10:33 AM

DREAMTROVE


That's a funny concept. I actually thought of putting some contradicting ones on my car to confuse people.

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Friday, August 18, 2006 10:45 AM

USBROWNCOAT


'Trove,

Left side - All anti war stickers
Right side - All pro - Bush

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