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Prepare to die, agents of the Great Satan

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UPDATED: Friday, August 1, 2008 11:41
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Friday, July 11, 2008 8:50 PM

"The Iranian Revolutionary Guard will destroy you with our new secret weapon, PHOTOSHOP."

Didja hear about that one? Iran tested a bunch of missiles the other day during some war games. Supposedly as a defensive measure against the USA and the Zionist entity, aka Israel. They put up a picture on the internet showing 4 missile launching at once.
Unfortunately, somebody found, and put up, a copy of the original photo, which shows 3 missiles launching, while one sits in the middle, a dud for some reason.
You can look at the pictures side by side, and see, even if you're a pretty much amateur, where they pasted bits of 2 launches over the center to cover up the dud and make it look like 4.
Embarassingly incompetent.

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Friday, July 11, 2008 8:58 PM

KHYRON

Yeah, saw that, and once I saw that there were actually only 3 missiles, I was 25% less scared.

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Friday, July 11, 2008 9:06 PM

ANTHONYT

Freedom is Important because People are Important

Hello,

Iran could have launched ten missiles. Or a hundred. It doesn't really matter. There is no question about their military inferiority.

However, what do we expect them to do?

We placed them on the Axis of Evil and won't stop spinning the wheel.

Israel runs drills that perfectly simulate an attack on Iran, and the U.S. runs commentary on it, "Yes, Bob, that's exactly the same distance from Israel as Iran. Lookie like someone gonna whup some ass!"

Iran is left with two choices:

1) Empty Posturing,

or

2) Hand out the vaseline and bend over.

We know from experience that countries in this region of the world don't like to appear weak and impotent, even when they are. Hence we get the empty posturing: Doctored photos of failed missile tests.

I only pray that the U.S. is also posturing emptily, because I'm not interested in a war with Iran. If Israel wants to enjoy some pre-emptive warfare, I think they should have the full portion to themselves. Our Nation's pockets just aren't deep enough for another pre-emptive war, and my heart isn't in it at all.

--Anthony

"Liberty must not be purchased at the cost of Humanity." --Captain Robert Henner

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Friday, July 11, 2008 10:30 PM

KHYRON

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Originally posted by AnthonyT:
Iran could have launched ten missiles. Or a hundred.

You mean launch their entire stockpile at once? Surely even Iran couldn't be that stupid... or could it?

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Saturday, July 12, 2008 12:42 AM

RIVERLOVE

Iran is loving every second of life these days. They are newsmakers, they control the news of the day, whether it's firing missiles, threatening to destroy Israel, or holding Holocaust denial conferences. Achmi-etc. is on TV more now than Britney. He's a big part of your gas bill every week. Iran reminds me of Al Capone's Chicago mob. Defy conventionality, stand up to the status quo, re-invent the rules. Some will say the lesson is Capone died in prison. Law & sanity prevailed, but remember Capone didn't have nukes.

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Saturday, July 12, 2008 4:19 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

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Originally posted by Riverlove:
He's a big part of your gas bill every week. Iran reminds me of Al Capone's Chicago mob. Defy conventionality, stand up to the status quo, re-invent the rules. Some will say the lesson is Capone died in prison. Law & sanity prevailed, but remember Capone didn't have nukes.

Yes, Iran IS a big part of our gas bill - which is the number one reason WHY we don't need to start yet another useless war. Tell me, how do you suppose we'd get along without that Iranian oil, and how much would gas prices jump if that amount of oil were removed from our supply?

Also, who ELSE does Ahmedinijad remind you of? Defies conventionality, reinvents the rules, etc. Sound like anyone we know?

Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence[sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

I can't help the sinking feeling that my country is now being run by people who read "1984" not as a cautionary tale, but rather as an instruction manual. - Michael Mock

The Myrmidons were an ancient nation of very brave and skilled warriors as described in Homer's Iliad, and were commanded by Achilles. - Wikipedia

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Saturday, July 12, 2008 5:00 AM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

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Originally posted by Khyron:
Yeah, saw that, and once I saw that there were actually only 3 missiles, I was 25% less scared.

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"Lemme do the math here-- 25 % of nuthin' is nuthin', and more nuthin', carry the nuthin'."

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Saturday, July 12, 2008 10:26 AM

SIGNYM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.

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Capone didn't have nukes.

Neither does Iran. So... what was your point?

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Let's party like it's 1929.

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Friday, August 1, 2008 11:29 AM

CHRISISALL

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Originally posted by Khyron:
Yeah, saw that, and once I saw that there were actually only 3 missiles, I was 25% less scared.

LOL, that was great..

Chrisisall

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Friday, August 1, 2008 11:41 AM

ERIC

WWE Fantasy Tag Team! Ultimate Warrior and Axis of Evil take on Hulk Hogan and Great Satan TONITE!

Edit: sorry. been stuck in the lab all day battling the worst sephadex column in history. little crazy.

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