Write your own caption.... by deadlockvictim

..8, 9.... oh, oh, and the condo in Del Boca Vista... 10....

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008 8:39 AM

HERO

Quote:
Originally posted by deadlockvictim:

oops, I've crapped my pants... again

...and then I heard it was Joe Bidden!

H

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008 8:41 AM

KHYRON

"No wait, let me explain: I was a POW!!!"

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This isn't my signature. I have to type this every time I make a post.

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008 8:42 AM

that's right Jay... in your hair... Drill Here, Drill Now!

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008 8:46 AM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.

Quote:
Originally posted by deadlockvictim:

WHUH...??? Who woke me up?

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Any idea, no matter how much you may agree with it, can be radicalized and employed as an excuse for violence. There is no such thing as a righteous or untouchable philosophy, and when you start thinking that there is, you have become an extremist.- Finn Mac Cumhal

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008 8:48 AM

ERIC

"Excuse me while Lieberman checks my 'bearings...'"

"Viagra just kicked in!"

"My surge is working!"

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008 8:54 AM

WULFENSTAR

http://youtu.be/VUnGTXRxGHg

"...and I realized I was going to be running against either a black man or the biggest bitch in America, and I was like "Holy Shit! Im gonna be President!"

heheheheh

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008 10:31 AM

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

"Please explain this newfangled contraption you call 'Tee-Vee' - I talk into this box, and it comes out somewhere else in ANOTHER little box? Preposterous! It'll never go anywhere..."

Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence[sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

I can't help the sinking feeling that my country is now being run by people who read "1984" not as a cautionary tale, but rather as an instruction manual. - Michael Mock

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008 10:33 AM

6IXSTRINGJACK

Quote:
Originally posted by Wulfenstar:
"...and I realized I was going to be running against either a black man or the biggest bitch in America, and I was like "Holy Shit! Im gonna be President!"

heheheheh

HaHa! Some real funny replies here, but that one made ME crap my pants.

Good thing this is the internets and not your job or you would have lost your job and gone to jail for a hate crime.

Speaking of hate crimes.... All the greatest presidents end up on our currency. You know which currency they're already talking about putting Obama's picture on?

The Electronic Benefit Transfer card!!!!

lulz

"A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." http://www.myspace.com/6ixstringjack

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008 10:41 AM

KIRKULES

Quote:
Originally posted by deadlockvictim:

While sitting in a POW camp in Nam I learned to shoot laser beams with my eyes. Now shut up an watch you stupid Commie bastards.

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008 10:52 AM

"Here's my impersonation of George W. Bush..."

Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence[sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

I can't help the sinking feeling that my country is now being run by people who read "1984" not as a cautionary tale, but rather as an instruction manual. - Michael Mock

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008 11:00 AM

FREMDFIRMA

"McCain learns he'll be sharing his convention quarters with Larry Craig, Mark Foley and Ted Haggard."

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008 11:03 AM

"Cindy just told me she likes the black guy!"

Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence[sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

I can't help the sinking feeling that my country is now being run by people who read "1984" not as a cautionary tale, but rather as an instruction manual. - Michael Mock

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008 11:12 AM

RUE

I have a vote and I'm not afraid to use it!

Who are all those people out there ... laughing ...

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Global warming - it's not just a fact, it's a choice.

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008 11:13 AM

RUE

I have a vote and I'm not afraid to use it!

(Leno: is he having a stroke ?)

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Global warming - it's not just a fact, it's a choice.

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008 11:24 AM

damn whoopie cushion...

i would expect that from Stewart, but not you Leno...!

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008 11:32 AM

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I just sat on my keys...!!?!!

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008 11:53 AM

CHRISISALL

...I tried to resist, but the torture was too great- the pain I endured too much....I just kept getting beaten, over & over...

So I married her.

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008 12:17 PM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:

McCain (thinking) I should learn not to cross my legs so quickly...!

THANKS FOR POSTING THE PIC DLV!
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Any idea, no matter how much you may agree with it, can be radicalized and employed as an excuse for violence. There is no such thing as a righteous or untouchable philosophy, and when you start thinking that there is, you have become an extremist.- Finn Mac Cumhal

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008 12:37 PM

WHOZIT

Quote:
Originally posted by deadlockvictim:
yeah, i know... i'm a shameless, partisan, republican bashing, elitist - ... but this photo was just too funny not to share.... enjoy

oops, I've crapped my pants... again

....and when Obama said he was in St. Louis when he was in actually in Kansas City, I made this face.

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008 1:01 PM

CITIZEN

John suddenly realised what he had done with the flag stand he'd 'acquired' from Air Force one.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008 3:16 PM

"Jay, I just want to ask you one question: Do farts have lumps? They don't? Uh-oh..."

Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence[sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

I can't help the sinking feeling that my country is now being run by people who read "1984" not as a cautionary tale, but rather as an instruction manual. - Michael Mock

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008 3:18 PM

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Speaking of hate crimes.... All the greatest presidents end up on our currency. You know which currency they're already talking about putting Obama's picture on?

The Electronic Benefit Transfer card!!!!

So which currency are they going to put Dubya's face on? The IOU? A blank check?

Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence[sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

I can't help the sinking feeling that my country is now being run by people who read "1984" not as a cautionary tale, but rather as an instruction manual. - Michael Mock

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008 4:25 PM

FLORALBUNNY

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McCAIN: ...and when the Reavers got Wash I was like OMG NO, Cindy, you know
how I hate surprises...

bun
Frisky Browncoat

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008 8:15 PM

KHYRON

Leno: "So what's your stance on reproductive rights?"

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This isn't my signature. I have to type this every time I make a post.

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008 11:19 PM

CITIZEN

McCain: This is the voice of the Mystrerons!

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Thursday, August 28, 2008 1:59 AM

GEEZER

Keep the Shiny side up

In the interests of equal time...

"Keep the Shiny side up"

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Thursday, August 28, 2008 2:21 AM

Obama: "Bitter much, Hillary? Oh, and nice cankles."

Hillary: "EFF YOU, Barack! I *HATE* you! You totally screwed up my moment in the spotlight!"

Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence[sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

I can't help the sinking feeling that my country is now being run by people who read "1984" not as a cautionary tale, but rather as an instruction manual. - Michael Mock

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Thursday, August 28, 2008 2:45 AM

Wait a minute Jay....incoming!, the slopes are all around us!

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Thursday, August 28, 2008 3:01 AM

Obama: What happened to those Hannah Montana tickets you said you could get for my kids?

Hillary: Er...um...Bill swiped 'em!

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Thursday, August 28, 2008 3:03 AM

...suddenly, across the crowded room, their eyes met... both longing for that special moment... searching, searching..... Searching for a way to best serve everyone in this great land... not just the privileged few, but all citizens of America.... "Together, we can make this country great again"... was the single thought they shared... to wrest the power to lead this nation back to the glory they both knew it could achieve.... away from the tyrannical dictators who would make this country their own, personal country club, filling the pockets of their wealthy benefactors at the expense of middle class Americans....

...and as their gaze lingered on the room of happy supporters, they knew that they were ready... Each ready to take their place in history - destined for greatness....

(i am DLV, and i approved this message)

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Thursday, August 28, 2008 3:06 AM

..... or

DOH...!!?!! we're wearing the same suit...!

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Thursday, August 28, 2008 3:09 AM

... and as my plane hit the water, i thought...damn, i'd better learn how to fly this thing.....

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Thursday, August 28, 2008 3:41 AM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.

Quote:
Originally posted by Geezer:

Hillary: I won the staring contest! I'm STILL staring!

Barack: The hell you did.

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Any idea, no matter how much you may agree with it, can be radicalized and employed as an excuse for violence. There is no such thing as a righteous or untouchable philosophy, and when you start thinking that there is, you have become an extremist.- Finn Mac Cumhal

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Thursday, August 28, 2008 4:30 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Jongsstraw:

Obama: What happened to those Hannah Montana tickets you said you could get for my kids?

Hillary: Er...um...Bill swiped 'em!

That's PERFECT! Awesome work, Jongs. I sums it up pretty well. The competitiveness, the contentiousness, and throws in the "ick factor" of Bill's attraction to young'uns.

Good job. I'd say that's a winner.

Signy's is pretty sweet, too. Neither one of them would ever concede even something so silly as a staring contest!

Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence[sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

I can't help the sinking feeling that my country is now being run by people who read "1984" not as a cautionary tale, but rather as an instruction manual. - Michael Mock

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Thursday, August 28, 2008 5:43 AM

WULFENSTAR

http://youtu.be/VUnGTXRxGHg

Obama- "You said that if I let you sleep with my wife, you'd bow out gracefully"

Hillary- " I don't remember ever saying that.."

Obama- "Now she wakes up every night screaming and you are still here!"

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Thursday, August 28, 2008 5:54 AM

WASHNWEAR

Quote:
Originally posted by Jongsstraw:

Obama: What happened to those Hannah Montana tickets you said you could get for my kids?

Hillary: Er...um...Bill swiped 'em!

Heh...pretty cool, JS, pretty cool...

"Now don't you make me strap it on , Barack..."

or

"Okay now, Hillary, don't you have something nice you'd like to say about Barack...?"

or

"Woman, I'm about 5 seconds away from playing the Whoop-Ass card..."

It was like if looks could kill Hillary woulda left the venue in a basket when we got here!

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Thursday, August 28, 2008 6:02 AM

WASHNWEAR

Quote:
Originally posted by Wulfenstar:
Obama- "You said that if I let you sleep with my wife, you'd bow out gracefully"

Hillary- " I don't remember ever saying that.."

Obama- "Now she wakes up every night screaming and you are still here!"

Wulf - whatever you're smoking/drinking/huffing...I'll have some!

I back the Dems largely out of desparation, but I back DEMented out of pure fellow feeling...

It was like you could almost hear them actually having that conversation when we got here!

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Thursday, August 28, 2008 6:10 AM

Obama: What the fuck did you just call me?

Hillary: Ummmmm.... Ummmmm...

Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence[sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

I can't help the sinking feeling that my country is now being run by people who read "1984" not as a cautionary tale, but rather as an instruction manual. - Michael Mock

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Thursday, August 28, 2008 6:31 AM

FREMDFIRMA

"Who's laughing NOW, bitch?!"

<-won $50 or certain political bets today.

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Thursday, August 28, 2008 7:02 AM

"..what's that Frem...? the hotel is overbooked and I have to share a bed with Ted Haggard..???? - (note to self don't forget to pack corn cob....)"

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Thursday, August 28, 2008 7:12 AM

Leno: ...why, i oughta......!
McCain: Woo, Woo Woo, Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk!

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Thursday, August 28, 2008 8:51 AM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.

Spending a day at Disneyland with your kid: $300.

Laughing your *ss of with friends on fff.net: priceless.

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Any idea, no matter how much you may agree with it, can be radicalized and employed as an excuse for violence. There is no such thing as a righteous or untouchable philosophy, and when you start thinking that there is, you have become an extremist.- Finn Mac Cumhal

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Thursday, August 28, 2008 9:13 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:
Quote:
Originally posted by Jongsstraw:

Obama: What happened to those Hannah Montana tickets you said you could get for my kids?

Hillary: Er...um...Bill swiped 'em!

That's PERFECT! Awesome work, Jongs. I sums it up pretty well. The competitiveness, the contentiousness, and throws in the "ick factor" of Bill's attraction to young'uns.

Good job. I'd say that's a winner.

Signy's is pretty sweet, too. Neither one of them would ever concede even something so silly as a staring contest!

Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence[sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

I can't help the sinking feeling that my country is now being run by people who read "1984" not as a cautionary tale, but rather as an instruction manual. - Michael Mock

Thanks. Nice to see we can ALL share a laugh together regardless of our ideologies. Very shiny!

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Thursday, August 28, 2008 9:15 AM

CITIZEN

Quote:
Originally posted by Geezer:

Hello and welcome to the world staring championships. The action is hotting up between these two herculean contenders in the semi-finals, Hillary made a masterful feint with the Karaznakov gambit, but Obama remains unfazed...

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Thursday, August 28, 2008 9:17 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by WASHnwear:
Quote:
Originally posted by Jongsstraw:

Obama: What happened to those Hannah Montana tickets you said you could get for my kids?

Hillary: Er...um...Bill swiped 'em!

Heh...pretty cool, JS, pretty cool...

"Now don't you make me strap it on , Barack..."

or

"Okay now, Hillary, don't you have something nice you'd like to say about Barack...?"

or

"Woman, I'm about 5 seconds away from playing the Whoop-Ass card..."

It was like if looks could kill Hillary woulda left the venue in a basket when we got here!

Thanks! Good stuff...

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Thursday, August 28, 2008 9:27 AM

CHRISISALL

Hillary thought balloon:
"Geeze, all I said was he shouldn't have cigars in the Oval Office..."

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Thursday, August 28, 2008 9:45 AM